![]() Hi everyone! Thanks for visiting my profile page! I'll now just say a couple facts about myself. Warning I have such an unorganized profile, I'm gonna have to fix it. Later. SYOT's I've participated in: (You'll see one name twice because I personally love that name but I promise they're completely different people, it's a pet peeve of mine when I see resubmitted tributes, TRUST ME I can't stand that!) Standing Alone- District 6 female Juliet O'Hare, victor A Reminder of Our Crimes: the 35th Hunger Games- District 2 female Andromeda Ryan, (I'm blanking out but I'm pretty sure about where she placed…) placed 7th The Path To Victory- District 5 mentor Andromeda McKnight The other SYOT's haven't been updated in a long time so these are really the only ones. Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is His son... Then copy and paste this into your profile.Here are some random, but funny warnings and instructions that I think everyone should read. On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (I don't even know how in the slightest way anybody could manage to do that intentionally.) On a bag of Fritos!: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (Way to make a profit.) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh, that makes way more sense now.) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (That's helpful.) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Common sense...?) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Thanks for the warning, would have never known.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (*slaps forehead*) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Huh?) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (IT'S A SLEEP AID NO DUH!!!) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Well I was going to decorate my pool but now I guess I can't.) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I beg your pardon, huh what now? On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Thank goodness you clarified that for me.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Oh, so that's how it's done.) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Neither do the laws of physics unless your in an aircraft.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (That's what the little caution line is for, stay away from the blade! *face palm*) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD Stupidity test: 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking (I do that like every day... yikes) 6. Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush 8. Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand (or on your head) 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push Running total: 6 OoOoO 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (actually it was pudding, and it came very close to coming out. I was coughing though ha ha) 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip-flops on or you were barefoot Running total: 11 OoOoO 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (Almost, I had one foot in the car and my friend's dad tried to drive but we were all screaming "STOP!") 23. Have run into a closed-door 24. Have ever jumped out of a window 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock Running total: 15 OoOoO 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you still stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when it's on, even though you knew it was hot 36. Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on. 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone's shoes by accident Running total: 20 OoOoO 41. Took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on 42. Hit yourself in the face with a ball 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do (happened too much) 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair Running total: 25 OoOoO 51. Have done enough stupid things to take a stupid test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (in choir class when we weren't clear on where to start) 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on (it's kind of hard to avoid when you're writing on the board in class) 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day 58. Forgot your own phone number (when I first got my number) 59. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny Running total: 34 OoOoO 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa (required in PE in elementary school) 62. Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught Running total: 40 OoOoO 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face (accidentally) 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jam (basically every day) 74. Told someone who you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt Running total: 45 0o0o0 81. Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back. 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny 88. When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant 90. Tripped and made the waiter drop the food Running total: 47 OoOoO 91. As you are writing you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story. 96. Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren't even paying attention 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth 53% of my answers were stupid, yikes. Mostly due to my clumsiness Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. I didn't slap you! I just gave you a high five in the face. Ah... Medieval Times. When boys opened doors for girls instead of trampling them on their way out. Those were the good old days. Dear America, Dear Impossible, I didn't trip. I was just doing a random gravity test. Come to the nerd side. We have pi! It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces. I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug. If you read to the bottom of my profile, copy/paste this to the bottom of YOUR profile! Thanks for reading, and congratulations |
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