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The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7052 - Favs: 14,115 - Follows: 16,144 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Taylor Varga by mp3.1415player reviews
Taylor has a bad day that ends in a locker. Everyone has heard that one. It goes somewhat differently after that, as her call for help is answered by something from a lot further away than one might expect... A story in which Taylor makes a very large friend, the world gets confused, and Danny comes into his own.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 361 - Words: 1,696,220 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 3/14/2017
To the Stars by Hieronym reviews
Kyubey promised that humanity would reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 59 - Words: 731,473 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 9/23/2011
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 64 - Words: 380,086 - Reviews: 4644 - Favs: 6,083 - Follows: 6,115 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Ancient Legos by Weldon Kenfield reviews
This is a Crackfic, meaning the story is not intended to be taken seriously. Ancient Legos is written for laughs and humor. A Self Insert story, Weldon is a teenager living in Brockton Bay on Earth Bet. Somehow without triggering, he starts getting... Ideas. Features Lego Spaceships. T because of light, Worm-style swearing and a comfy chair joke.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,313 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 10/28/2017
Silver by Imyoshi reviews
Forced to admit that Crocea Mors didn't feel right in his hands—no matter how he held it—Jaune Arc struggled to overcome this obstacle through the insane idea that Aura could become more than just the armor that protected him. Barriers broke as he pushed past the limits of what Aura was capable of, creating and forging his very own weapons from the manifestation of his soul.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 399,935 - Reviews: 2913 - Favs: 5,355 - Follows: 5,877 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [L. Ren, Nora V.] Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
There's No Way My New Little Sister Can Be The Simurgh! by ensou reviews
Following a tragic turn of fate, Taylor is left on her own with nobody else. But less than three weeks after, she comes home to find a girl who claims to be both her new sister ...and the Simurgh. But that can't possibly be right, can it?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,621 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 6/6/2017 - Skitter, Simurgh
Alea Iacta Est by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gets a different set of powers, and canon begins to diverge almost immediately ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,022 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 2,735 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 7/11/2015
Starry Eyes by helnae reviews
Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,312 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 2,881 - Follows: 3,222 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Skitter, OC
A Hairy Business by Vinelle reviews
In which the protagonist of the Harry Potter series is put to the cute but disinterested animal test: if your hero can be replaced by a cute but disinterested animal, is he really that proactive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,379 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/14/2018 - Published: 1/28/2017 - Harry P.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3372 - Favs: 6,040 - Follows: 7,587 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
She Summons Sea Things by the Sea Shore by mp3.1415player reviews
Another weird idea I had while mulling over ideas for Taylor Varga which didn't quite fit in that story. Not exactly funny, it's rather more dark than I normally write. Sort of a horror story, mostly by implication. Only a short quick one-shot but it's not impossible I may revisit this one day. There's scope for more.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,288 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 206 - Published: 3/14/2017 - Kid Win, E. Piggot, Assault
Maybe a Vacation by kittyloaf reviews
Consider this an Omake sequel (way in the future) to Maybe A Dream written for myself to blow off steam. This is not serious at all. Please don't read this. Oh God how do I delete stories?
Crossover - Naruto & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,303 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2015 - OC, Skitter
Time and Again by Barefoot XO reviews
When Xander Harris goes missing in the Congo, you'll never guess where he ends up. Or perhaps I should say when?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,233 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Xander H., Minerva M.] Harry P., Neville L.
Desperately Seeking Ranma by PixelWriter1 reviews
Ranma and Kasumi are missing, everyone is annoyed about it. Nabiki is doing her best, Akane is going slowly crazy (or at least crazier) and the parents are still idiots. (Chapter 54 onwards has a form of Sailor Moon crossover, which sort of just happened ;O ) See the DSR Wiki for more details, including spoilers if that doesn't bother you, at sisterhood-of-doom dot wikia dot com
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 98 - Words: 1,426,632 - Reviews: 2370 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Ranma, Nabiki, Kasumi, OC
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3583 - Favs: 10,152 - Follows: 11,973 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Through the Veil Strangely by littlewhitecat reviews
When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose-dive after him. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,340 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Brent Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,523 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 4,636 - Follows: 6,151 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,547 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 4,768 - Follows: 2,760 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
The Dementor and the Mind Game by questionablequotation reviews
HP/Ender's Game Crossover - After defeating the Formics, Andrew "Ender" Wiggin decides that he's done with war, and begins training at the ISL docks for a normal, quiet life as an astrowelder. Unfortunately, a hungry dementor and a computer program named Jane have other plans, so Ender finds himself at Hogwarts...and magical Britain will never be the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ender's Game series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Harry P., Ender W.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4209 - Favs: 8,345 - Follows: 6,639 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35023 - Favs: 24,908 - Follows: 18,605 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Tale of Transmigration by CrashLegacy reviews
For Taylor Hebert, death was just the beginning. Reincarnated into an alternate earth version of herself she awakens to find herself trapped in a very familiar locker. Now armed with knowledge of her previous life and the ability to not just control bugs but also manipulate their biology, Taylor sets off to do what she always wanted to: be a superhero. Spoilers abound; sorry.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 3,191 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter, Aegis, OC
For Once, Then, Something by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
An eleven year old Harry Potter, friendless and dead to wizarding Britain, continues to desperately throw his own in with one of Voldemort's many soul fragments. The scent of war and revolution on the wind only grows stronger. Sequel to Tozette's "Hit the Ground Running"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,929 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 7,742 - Follows: 3,653 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
He has a dog by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Order of the Phoenix calls in outside help to deal with their little problem...
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 7,893 - Follows: 2,132 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hope Through Overwhelming Firepower by Border42 reviews
The smallest act or difference can be all that is needed to change the future. Now Diebuster!Taylor stands to make more than small or simple changes for the future of mankind.
Crossover - Gunbuster & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 75,958 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter - Complete
A Sage Among Wizards by Kythorian reviews
An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,226 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 5,782 - Follows: 6,506 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P.
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 4,183 - Follows: 1,225 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 6,799 - Follows: 3,429 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 3,779 - Follows: 3,057 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 663 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14430 - Favs: 21,938 - Follows: 8,817 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,903 - Follows: 5,443 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete