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Joined 04-04-10, id: 2313854, Profile Updated: 04-04-10

I hate most television because I think it's all utter crap. However, there's still a few shows that I can't imagine never having watched. They are as follows...

Huff - BRILLIANT fucking show that used to come on Showtime, and it was cancelled way before its prime, after only 2 seasons. But watchiing both seasons back-to-back was the happiest 3 days of my life. Favorite pairing? Beth and that blond bitch she was making out with in the second season, DUH. Well, okay, Beth and Huff had some pretty hot slap-ass sex so I'm okay with that pairing, too. Hank Azaria is a god. 'Cuz any dude that gets to say he pseudo-tapped Paget Brewster is A-okay in my book.

Nip/Tuck - My boyz! Do I really need to explain why this show is so superb? Doctor Troy and his ten-inch...stethoscope, yeah, stethoscope, that's it...Also, more beyond brilliant writing. I secretly wish they'd bring it back for a few more seasons. Then maybe we'd finally get to see some serious macking between Sean and Christian. So I guess you've already figured out who my favorite pairing on this show is. BUT, I also give great heed to Kimber/Christian. I adored them together, because she was just the female version of him.

Law and Order: SVU - Who doesn't like Detective Stabler when he's got that "I'ma-bust-your-kneecaps-with-a-baseball-bat" look on his face? Favorite pairing - don't really have one. I like El and Liv staying platonic. But I also think it'd be pretty hot if they hooked up. Yeah, I'm indifferent about the whole thing really. All I know is that Liv really needs to get some.

Criminal Minds - The big one I'm into now. Yeah, it's a great show. And it's probably going to be the one I'm writing about the most. I just have so much fun playing with the team and putting them in all these bizarre scenarios. It's how I sleep at night. Favorite pairing? Hotch/Prentiss (typical), Reid/JJ, JJ/Prentiss, and even though it scared me at first, I'm starting to delve a little deeper into the whole Morgan/Prentiss dynamic. But only as fuck-buddies. I could totally see that happening, and I think it'd be the fuck heard 'round the world.

Okay, that's all for now. All other TV shows can suck it, though I did just start Season One of Weeds, so I may be adding that to the list soonly. Other useless things I should probably mention, pertaining to my writing:

- In real life, I curse like a fucking sailor so it's only natural that I would incorporate that into some of my fics. I try to tone it down (or rev it up) depending on the storyline, though. Anyway, the point is, I cuss excessively and I cuss gratuitously. Deal with it.

- There really is not a topic that I won't delve into, or try to turn into a highly inappropriate joke. I'm a full believer/supporter/activist for my First Amendment right. Don't like something I say or it rubs you the wrong way, again, deal with it. No one twisted your arm to make you read any of my crappy stories.

Since that's out of the way, you may now return to not giving a damn.

Later. \m/