![]() So, uh. What should I write? Well, let's start from the beginning. -My name is long, so please just call me Sam. -I'm a girl. -I'm italian so PLEASE use simple words if you need to talk with me. -Yes, I'm a writer but I don't think I will ever write here. That, because I honestly don't know if I know enough English or if I'm ready. -I love LOTR with all my heart. And Harry Potter. And TVD. And the Chronicles of Narnia. And Pirates of the Caribbean. And a lot of other things. -I love music. I mean, EVERY possible tipe of music. Heck, I might even like pop. -I love chocolate. And ice-cream. And I hate cream. Which is stupid. But anyway. -Do not insult anyone while talking with me because I might slap you in the face. With a chair. A chair that is burning. With fire (?). -If you respect me I will respect you. -If you want me to read something just send me a private message. I would love to. PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. "Indeed. - "Normal is just a vague concept based on statistical mediocrity." - 97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit, eating popcorn screaming "DO A BACK FLIP YOU SPARKLY IDIOT!" then copy and paste this on your status. :D All that is gold does not glitter, Not all who wander are lost. The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king. Put this in your profile if you will always be a Lord of the Rings fan! I wish to see Aslan shake his mane, To help destroy Isildur's Bane, To soar high upon a dragon's back, To sail the seven seas with Captain Jack, To take lessons with Professor Dumbledore, To fight in battles until evil's no more. All this I wish to do and see, If I could just escape reality. -Maethorelen Post this on your profile if you want to escape reality! Harry Potter vs Twilight In Harry Potter if vampires walk into the sun they die. In Twilight if vampires walk into the sun they sparkle. In Harry Potter werewolves are awesome and actually kill people. In Twilight werewolves are pedophiles. In Harry Potter the main character travels to a magical school in Scotland. In Twilight the main character has a 109 year old virgin watching them sleep. In Harry Potter the villain is a bald guy with a snake called Voldemort. In Twilight the villains are posh vampires that have crazy plans and end up getting killed by Edward every time. In Harry Potter the main character chooses the hot ginger over the emotional Chinese girl. In Twilight the main character chooses the sparkling vampire over the sexy werewolf with abs. In Harry Potter when the man Hermione Granger loved left her she continued to search for the horcruxes so they could defeat Voldemort and save the wizarding world. In Twilight when the man Bella loved left her she went numb for months and then jumped of a cliff. In Harry Potter Robert Patterson dies. In Twilight Robert Patterson lives. Now try and tell me with a straight face that Twilight is better than Harry Potter, impossible isn't it. Copy and paste if you think Harry Potter is better than Twilight. We're all born different. What right does other people have to say we are weird, different, a freak? By saying you're weird, you're saying you're normal. By saying you're normal, you're saying you're weird. We are all unique and shouldn't change just to please others. My best friends are books, paper and pens. I like to hide all alone, and read and write. That way nobody can critisize me. Another's best friends are his computer and phone. He can be who he wants and not be hurt by others. Another loner's best friends with her dolls. They never criticize, they've known her whole life. We're all different and weird in our own way. Sports, electronics, books, dolls. Nobody's perfect, why can't they world stop trying to make us? Are they even trying their selves? Or are we just pawns for them to manipulate to their likes and dislikes? They don't even really knows us. We may not be able to change for society, but society can change for us. Copy and paste this on your profile if you want society to accept you for who you are, not what they want. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT List your twelve favourite characters in no particular order. 1-Eowyn Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? UHHH no. Do you think four is hot? How hot? He's a bit annoying but.. HOLY SHIT. He's really really hot. What would happen if three got four pregnant? *runs away screaming* Do you recall any fics about nine? I think he's almost everywhere.. Would two and eleven make a good couple? No. Five/eight or five/ten? Absolutely neither. Poor Lindir. What would happen if one walked in on five and six kissing? I think she would just go away ignoring them. Make up a summary of a three/ten fic. When dear Glorfindel goes to Mirkwood carring an important message and interrupting a party, let's just say Thranduil is not amused. Is there such thing as one/eight fluff? I don't think so, though I'd be curious to read one. Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic. When the black flowers bloom (??) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be Craziness everywhere. Run while you can. What would be a good pick-up line for one to use on two? I don't think Eowyn would actually do it. When was the last time you read a five fanfic? A couple of days ago? One and seven are in a happy relationship until seven runs off with four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with eleven, and a brief, unhappy affair with twelve, then follows the wise advice of five and finds true love with three. Eowyn and Luthien are in a happy relationship (???) until Luthien runs off with Haldir. Eowyn, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Elladan, and a brief, unhappy affair with Elrohir, then follows the wise advice of Lindir and finds true love with Thranduil. What the hell. How would you feel if seven/eight was canon? That would be impossible.. But still, interesting. 25 Things my mother taught me. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, for when you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about SELFHYGIENE. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" /took this from 'Thranduil's Party Moose VIII'/ The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. The girl you called ugly now spends hours every day putting on makeup You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. Yes, I'm still quite alive, if you were wondering.2017 |
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