I now have... one poem up. Oh, well. I also have a Wattpad now (OnAClockTowerAtDusk). I post more stuff on there, mostly original stories. I may put those on FictionPress as well. I'll think about it.
Name: Oh, yeah, sure my name is– wait. Do I know you?
Age: Okay, read carefully, my age is not the square root of 362. It’s more than 6 but less than 812.
Location: Currently attending a certain mad tea party in Wonderland.
Gender: Female

Okay, I write when I can. It's not that I don't have enough time, there's plenty of that (trust me). I write when I'm inspired, when the plot bunnies are my friends and not scary monsters with sharp teeth. As far as posting goes... I don't have internet at home, and the library in town has some pretty horrible Wi-Fi. Right now, I'm using my phone and it's data plan, but there is little chance of me typing anything other than poetry on this. Anyway... I do really hope to have more stuff up here soon :)

Obsessions Interests:

-Video Games: Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Fire Emblem, Golden Sun, Pokémon, Harvest Moon, Legend of Zelda, and so many others.

-Sherlock Holmes. The stories, the movies, the TV shows. I haven't come across one I don't like yet.

-Super heroes/Marvel/DC. I probably won't write anything about them, but I do find them entertaining. Actually, there I might have a Guardians of the Galaxy fic forming in my mind...

-Anime. There's a pretty long list, but the ones that come to mind are Sailor Moon, Inuyasha, Bleach, and quite a few others. Too many to list here.

-Studio Ghibli!

-Winnie the Pooh w I think I'll always love that bear.

-Paddington. Another bear I'll always love :3

-Disney

-TV shows include Chicago Fire, Chicago P.D., Law and Order: SVU, and I loved ER. My favorite show will probably always be Firefly, though :)

-Movies

- Music. I don't have a particular genre I listen to, but I'm really into the score of Cloud Atlas right now.

-Books: Warm Bodies by Isaac Marion, Cloud Atlas by David Mitchell, and many, many others.

-Zombies!

Okay. I think that's it...
Other Stuff: Expect there to be a lot of jokes, quotes, and randomness.

Two hamburgers walk into a bar...

BAR TENDER: I'm sorry but we don't serve food here.

I found this on www.jokes.com

Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.''

9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!''

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon...''

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?''

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, I want to watch them suffer.''