and has two forums: the Wormhole Express, and the Oathbreaker's Prison.

Top of the morning to ya! or afternoon, or night, or whenever you're visiting! Welcome to me page! No loiterin' or litterin'!

Name: The Wonderful Wizard of Banty Cochins

Favorite books: LoTR Trilogy, Mara Daughter of the Nile, Divergent Trilogy, Girl of Fire and Thorns

Favorite shows: Once Upon a Time, Stargates SG-1 and Atlantis were created from Star Trek: Next Gen and Voyager, which then were made fun of by Psych. Legend of the Seeker takes place on P3X-567, and Jericho is what happened when Eureka got too imaginative.

Favorite movies: The Hobbit, The Princess Bride, Star Wars Eps IV-VI (I-III don't count imho), How to Steal a Million, Topper, Singin' in the Rain, It Happened One Night, Tangled, Mummies I and II

About me: I'm only slightly obsessed with chickens, bantams or otherwise. And I'm home-schooled, so...draw from that what you will.

'Nothing you can say will upset me,' so you can write anything you like to me, even hate mail, but be warned I might hate mail you right back.

Quotes:

I can't afford to make exceptions. I mean once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft, people begin to disobey you and it's nothing but work, work, work, all the time--Dread Pirate Roberts

I am extremely self-deprecating, so don't mistake that for compliment fishing. I am the person who, when complimented, blushes furiously and wishes the floor would swallow me up--S. Sanirka

Guns and parachutes are a lot alike. If you really need one and don't have it, you won't need one a second time!

Instead of saying "Great, only two reviews." I say, "Holy crap! Two reviews!" Then jump around like a maniac in my joy. Paste this to your profile if you're one of those people who would be jumping with me.

Remember when:
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
and when dRaMa was someone StEaLiNg your cRaYoNs?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!