180 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not charm the toilets in the staff room bathroom to sing loudly when used,' and 'I will not attempt to exorcise Professor Binns.' R&R!

Oh my... you have stumbled across Snapes diary... can you REALLY resist a peek? 3 Please check out my band, Mina's Veil - we've written a song about the amazing Professor Snape called The Silver Doe You can find us on Facebook, Bandcamp, Tumblr, YouTube and Patreon. If we get enough support we will be working on a new album, music videos (and more fanfiction!)

Severus Snape and Hermione Granger are thrown together when she's turned into a vampire now as the only man capable of brewing the potion she needs to abate her hunger the two must work together ,and work through their differences. AU Dumbledore alive

Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."

"'Ma'am, where is your wand' The woman gave a cold smile in response and shrugged her shoulders. 'I don't have one.' Silence greeted this statement...'" And with those four words, the lives of the Boy-Who-Lived and a particular Potions Master would be irrevocably changed. Stronger Harry. Guardian Lily. SSxOC- Light Mary Sue warning for the squeamish.

AU SSHG Hermione finds herself under the protective care of Severus Snape. As Snape's loyalties are questioned Hermione will have to decide if she will trust her friends or her heart even if the facts prove otherwise.

What will happen when Dumbledore sends Snape and Tonks to New York City to bring back a muggle college student who is in more danger than she ever could have realized? Rated T for possible cursing.

Takes place during the fourth year at Hogwarts. Minato becomes a teacher there as a mission and Kakashi participates in the Triwizard tournament. No Team 7. Kakashi and Minato Namikaze, preYondaime. No Pairings. NOW UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

Post HBP ... Snape is surprised to see a new Death Eater enter the ranks. Rating for violence, and AU with the release of Book 7

orochimaru goes to kimimaro's room. read for more. slash. oneshot. reuploaded. fixed spelling errors.

Shikamaru, Kiba, Neji and Gaara are assigned a mission-from Hogwarts. They must blend in, and work with the teachers to make sure that a certain trouble-magnet doesn't get himself killed this year.

.:Ch 25 posted:. Crossover, Harry Potter Naruto Six months after the attack of Kyuubi, Hatake Kakashi is being hunted by a merciless traitor. In order to protect him, Sandaime is forced to send him far away, to a land of magic and wizards.

Hitsugaya is sent to watch over Hogwarts to protect the living's souls from the Dementors while they search for Sirius Black and to learn about the soul eating creatures. But things don't go according to plan.

Harry and the gang are off on thier 5th year of hogwarts, but when 2 power hungry snake villans team up for the prize of immortality, what will Dumbledore do?.....Hire Ninja of course SasSaku

The road goes ever on and on..." And I don't know where I'm going with this one. So far, it's about a normal teenager from earth meeting Jonathan Teatime. I just started typing, and this came out. I'll probably delete it soon.

NarutoXHarryPotter crossover. Orochimaru joining forces with Voldemort? Naruto characters at Hogwarts? Harry Pottersama? Wtf happened? First fanfic!

The Joker overhears a disturbing rumor about the new Batman movie drabble gone wild!

A young girl finds herself at the castle of Frank N. Futer and is thrown into a world where she may find happiness.

As Kaydence gets trapped in the world of the outskirts of Denton that late November evening, she learns one important lesson: the first time is always an adventure. R/R pretty please, as it's my first fanfic.

HPxNaruto. Kakashi, Iruka, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura go to Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter. Harry and the shinobi get off on the wrong foot, and tension arises from both parties.

Akatsuki wanted Sakura to join the orginization. Itachi, Kisame and Deidara was sent to retrieve her. But what's this? The four ended up in Hogwarts? They got a job? What's more, the enemies are slowly starting to fall in love! DeidaraxSakura.

Its Harry's 4th year in Hogwarts, and the Triwizard Tournament will be having an unexpected guest...A ninja! Kakashi-centric. Beware of a bit of swearing and gore later on.

I know, I’m mad for even dreaming about considering imagining a crossover of two otherwise ENTIRELY unrelated series. I came up with this because I couldn’t get off my mind the amazing job Mr. Curry did on both Rooster and Frank’n’furter

Kabuto is sick of doing everything and not getting the recognition he deserves. Orochimaru has something different in mind for Kabuto's raise. Fic dedicated to AngeloftheOdd. OroKabu YAOI

Wilson is driving House to the funeral...House/Wilson slash. Last Chapter is now up. Please read and review!

[HP xover] ANBU guards, Sasuke and Naruto, are entering into Harry's fifth year...[sasunaru]

Joker's feeling playful. Batman/Joker slash. If you are offended by this sort of thing then please do not read.

The story about what Columbia's life is like living in the castle. The story is based from the point of view of Columbia. She tends to see the world a little bit differently than most. This is a work in progress. Please read and review. Thank you!

One year after the first War ended, Alastor Moody, the Mad-Eye, recieves a report detailing an incident in Knockturn Alley. Several death eaters are found unconcious. Naruto Crossover. Rated T for safety. One Shot

Tsunade wants to talk to Jiraiya about the past, but what will happen when it brings up certain forgotten, and maybe unwanted, memories? Orochimaru x Jiraiya MATURE CONTENT

Crossover with XFiles. The truth is near as two FBI agents discover Hogwarts. READ AND REVIEW!

Wilson and House are at a banquet, and House is looking particularly hot. House/Wilson, slash. Oneshot.

Orochimaru notices that Kabuto has a rather interesting quirk. OroKabu. A little citrusy.

Sarutobi decided that his team needs a break and takes them to a local spa. What could possibly happen? OroJira / JiraOro or Orochimaru and Jiraiya for those who don't know. Yaoi.

-on haitus, read pro for more info- Teen Jiraiya and Orochimaru are sent out on a mission together. Will they set differences aside and accomplish the mission, or will egos collide and cause them both to fail? JiraOro

The sequel to Fun With Dick and Jane. What will happen when Riff-Raff, Magenta, Charlotte, and Dick reach Transsexual? And how will Frank and Columbia adjust to the conformity of everyday life? And what about Jane?

Neji and Hinata get stuck in a tight spot, literally. What happens when simple movement can turn into sweet revenge? Neji/Hinata Oneshot. Might be OOC, but I can't help it. I'm not perfect.

Fred and George get their hands on the Marauders' Map in their first year and launch a prank campaign against the greasy git of a Potions professor!

Kabuto has a purely physical relationship with his master. There's no emotional attachment. He can't afford it. OroKabu/Heavy Yaoi Content

Jiraiya and Orochimaru as kids. Drabble. Posting for a friend. Rated K . Complete.

Originally 'The Gang Goes To Taco Bell', but now each chapter will host an exciting adventure, starring our favourite Rocky characters! Doesn't that sound exciting, children? Stayed seated for the second adventure!

Jonathan Teatime found death to be a most inconvenient state of being." Susan/Teatime. Gratuitous amounts of fluff and... bathtubs.

In Harry's fifth year of Hogwarts, Dumbledore decided to hire guards to protect the school. Kakashi, Naruto, Sakura, Sai, Neji and Gaara were sent on this mission for a year. Will they succeed in their mission in the world of magic?

You Just Moved to NYC and Bobby Goren is your new Neighbor, Fantasy fiction and your the leading character.

Jane Majors leads an ordinary life until her parents, Brad and Janet, are killed in an unexpected accident. What is the truth behind this, and what does Dr. Frank N. Furter have to do with it? Much better than it sounds because I can't write summaries.

Orochimaru x Kimimaro shota, random smut

The Joker is rudely awakened in the middle of the night to be interrogated by Batman.

COMPLETE! This is the tale of two teenagers, Tom Majors and Joey Hall, and their adventures once they reawaken a long dead Transylvanian royal and are chased by two other Transylvanians? What happens if these three aliens are closer to them then they think. Read and Review.

Severus is accidentally turned into his 4 year old self on the behalf of Remus Lupin and becomes attached to his former enemy. AU Sirius is alive!

An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with a bunch of random Naruto characters stuck in the HP-verse via a crack theory on the Sharingan. Self-pitying shinobi galore. I have not updated since the end of 2007. Please stop PMing me for updates.

Sequel to Hug Me! Potions again. And then the subject of nudist colonies comes up. Snape is snarky, Hermione is tired of Snape being snarky and Harry butts in with rather unpleasant consequences. Only Ron is pleased. Based on a true story. One shot.

Severus Snape hated breakfast. It used to be his favorite 30 minutes of the day consisting of a routine quiet browse through the Daily Prophet whilst eating toast, and maybe even leaving a Gryffindor in tears. Then along came Albus with his FANTASTIC idea

CRACKFIC: Spock has some undergarment difficulties, and shenanigans ensue, further confirming his beliefs that humans are highly illogical beings. This Star Trek CrackFic is brought to you by: Vulcan's Secret: Sexy lingerie for the Vulcan on the go.

A slight twist to the usual deaging stories. What if the accident created a gas? What if it effected the entire class? How does Snape deal with fifteen toddlers?

The original Annoying Professor Snape fic! Yes, it's back. Insanity ensues when Hermione accepts a challenge...

Cameron lets something slip. House confronts Wilson. House tells story. Wilson plays guessing game. SLASH HouseWilson. May or May not be continued. Mentions of Harry Potter.

How is it that Sasuke got those eyes? Cold, unfeeling, numb. What was the special training that Orochimaru put him through? Angsty, yaoi Orosasu OneShot

Three people Orochimaru seduced, and one he didn't. OroJira, OroTsu, OroKabu, OroSasu.

Bruce Wayne has an unexpected visitor on his night off. BatmanJoker slashiness

Naruto and Sasuke are ANBU and are assigned a new mission ...Get ready for cliche goodness!... To guard the school of Witchcraft and wizardry: Hogwarts, and especially a certain Potter boy... SLASH! SasuNaru HPDM!

Orochimaru gets interested in what Jiraiya is writing while he's bored. JiraiyaOrochimaru Jiraiya and Orochimaru are about 18 or so

In his sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry's mental link to Voldemort is stronger than ever. Can Snape teach him to control the nightmarish visions? And is their connection the key to ending Voldemort's reign?

A story of young Severus Snape. This delves into his home life, his relationship with his mother, his life at school, and the events that formed his adult personality. We see him deal with an abusive parent, and the torment he is subjected to at Hogwarts.

An Orochimaru and Kabuto oneshot. Their masks, their lusts, the package. Not much else to say.

A young Remus Lupin visits Severus Snape at Spinner's End. An exercise in futility and hopelessness.

Certain drugs really shouldn't be made... Especially those that mess up your feelings and emotions. [Oneshot, Yaoi, KabutoOrochimaru]

The trio sets out to prove that Snape is a vampire.

Hogwarts' resident Know-It-All keeps disappearing, and Snape is sent to find out why.

Neji tries, and fails, to explain sex to his younger cousin. Slight HinataxNaruto.

Experimentation's consequences. Young Orochimaru x Jiraiya.

I've seen Snape's Diary, but what about our dear DADA professor? Follow the wacky adventures of Remus Lupin as he confonts Pirates, chocolate, and Lord of the Rings. Rated T to be safe.

Orochimaru is suffering from the 3rd's curse, and Kabuto wants to relieve him of his pain... with some interesting skills. Yaoi, so... don't read if you don't like! My first Narutofic. OroKabu, of course.

After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi. NarutoHP crossover.

ABANDONED Originally a crack!fic. NarutoHP cross. A simple mistake in a summoning spell lands Naruto and Gaara at Hogwarts in the midst of the war against Voldemort. Good job Harry.

HouseWilson slash. House wants to know why Wilson has been avoiding him. Mostly fluff.

Tsunade and Jiraiya confront Orochimaru about his Experiments, rated M for language.

[drabble, ONE SHOT] Four cameos of Sasuke's life with Orochimaru. Kabuto's jealous, Orochimaru's creepy, and Sasuke's detatched.

What happens when House and Wilson become bored? HouseWilson slash

One fine morning, Hermione realizes that someone has dosed her with Love Potion. How else could she possibly have fallen in love with Snape?

Oldest device in the genre book. The cast of Rocky Horror preRHPS take a vacation from their bodies. Humour ensues.

Set after the Chuunin exam. Hinata asks Neji about the birds and the bees. He explains... sort of.

A battle of snowball. Snape is touched by one of them. Harry is in trouble.

Snape is shocked by what he finds when he fetches Harry from the Dursleys. As their understanding of each other grows, the Dark Lord makes his next moves in the war. Will the consequences be tragic? R for Angst,violence.

Severus Snape finds himself the object of one of his pupil's affections.

Hermione finally gets revenge on Snape in Potions class one day...even Snape fans (like myself) thought he was rotten when he said that to her.

My first RHPS fanfic...wasn't sure which genre to place it under. A few days before Rocky Horror is born, in several characters perspective. Reviews Welcome!

Professor Snape is given the job of teaching the new class presented in Hogwarts. (One-Shot, Rated PG13 due to nature of new class)

This is my first attempt at writing Harry Potter fanfiction. Hermione finds herself in an embarrassing situation in Potions class... Please R&R!

Severus finds some...interesting...notes after class one day *4th chapter up*

Remember Frank N Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Well, he didn't die, folks. No, he's quite alive. He is now a psychologist. Still, he's haunted by the anniversary of the day he fell in defeat. DONE!!! YAY!

We all know why Gillian Anderson gained weight in season one--why did Scully?

This is what happened when Eddie goes to the caslte. Please review!!!