Ruperv is my name,

Writing is my claim,

To FanFiction fame!

No, I'm just kidding,

Fame doesn't come at my bidding!

I'm a total tomboy,

The total opposite of coy,

Oh and I love eating Chips Ahoy!

As this ill-composed limerick does allege,

To crack bad jokes is my chosen pledge!

Now as this poem nears it's end,

I must extend,

Warm gratitude to you, friend,

Who chooses to press the review button,

And makes me want to have...er, mutton(?)!

So thankyou for your valuable time,

That you have wasted on this ridiculous rhyme,

Do you know there exists a herb called thyme?

And no sir, I do not mime,

Do not look at me as if this is a crime!

Enough with the side-tracking,

I think it's just mind-racking,

Now, off you go packing!