All links open in new windows; if that's annoying lemme know in a pm and I'll change it.

So, concerning the weirdo, lazy bum behind this profile, I am a proud Slytherin of Hogwarts, and Wampus of Ilvermorny. I am an ENTP, so I'm never bored and lazy af with a reasonable ego. I am an (expired) licensed fixed-wing pilot, and a licensed helicopter pilot working towards my commercial license. I have a Bachelor's Degree in English and Psychology, and completed the TEFL course to teach English.

I used to be on tumblr but following the bans of December 17, 2018 I am truthfully not very active there at all.

As for other writing sites, you can find me on Wattpad, and AO3, though you'll find much of the same on AO3 as you'll find here. There's some smut on Wattpad, so please make sure you're of legal age to go thataway, please. I have a FictionPress with original pieces that can be found here. I'm on an original fiction writing group that is inactive, but some of my stories from there can be found on Pandamon. I may take them down and post them to my FP account.

Lastly, I have a deviantART where you can find some drawings, cosplay stuff, cake decorating, and whatever random arty stuff I do, (though I may shut that down in the near future) with an Instagram over here.

I swear I'm friendlier than I sound here, and a million times more likely to use a metric motherload of emoji in a conversation:3

Some people have asked me why Nalledia, and what it means, so I'll explain:

I was in a physics exam in grade 10, (which made me... uh, 16, I think? That sounds right), and I saw the name Naledi (a traditional African name in (at least) South Africa), in one of the questions, and basically wondered how someone with no experience with a traditional African name would say it. Which led to the incarnation 'Nalledie'. Then I thought of Natalie, and Natalia, and then Nalledia came to be. Nalledia is pronounced 'NALL-uh-DEE-ah'.

And no, it's not my real name. It's my pseudonym.

Fun fact: I always meant to change my username to something better but couldn't think of anything now I'm stuck with this and I actually really don't like this username for myself. But I'm easy to find as Nalledia so it stays.

All I ask of people who read my work, is please, enjoy, and review if you feel that way inclined. I really like knowing what people think of my work. Also, feel free to ask me questions about what I've posted, but please don't ask me about something that I've already covered in my story. But, that being said, read and enjoy; after all, that's why it's here.

Please note: I will probably only reply to PMs twice a week - namely Friday and Saturday, unless the subject states it's important/the content of the message is important/you're one of the lovelies I beta for and I don't have your email. I am saying this now so that you can avoid disappointment if/when I reply later than expected; these two days are the only times I have available currently to reply to PMs. Obviously, there are some exceptions to the rule, and I will try to be consistent, but the best I can do is promise once a week to the grand majority. I will try to reply to reviews within the first three days of posting, if I'm very late.

Story News:

Important: I GRADUATED IN 2017 I CAN GET BACK TO THIS

Writing challenges will take preference, oldest as the most important and newest as least important.

The Tale of Arya, Champion of Cyrodill is going slowly - I understand it's not the most popular of fanfic plotlines, which is one of the many reasons why it's taking so long for me to update.

So many stories to update T_T

Writing Challenges:

PM me for details on how they work; it's easier for me to explain that way than to post a weird explanation here. If anyone is interested in doing a writing challenge with me, do send a PM; my profile only makes me sound scary, I promise I don't bite anyone or anything other than that which bites me first. I'd be interested in most anything across most ratings.

Alrighty! The first official one is finally up! Bajazzo's part of the writing challenge can be seen here, and is called The Heist

Here's the next writing challenge with Night-Of-Mares, called Trusted to an Extent

Other Links:

This is the Dragon Language link

This Eye of the Storm, as mentioned in the epilogue of For the Jester's Heart

Avatar:

I'll only say something about this if there's an OC of mine up there. Current picture is a stylised and prettier version of me, courtesy of Azalea's Dolls.

Other Random, Useless but VERY Entertaining Ish:

I've scavenged this from quite a few profiles, and obviously don't take to copy-paste seriously unless you like it:)

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the compliment.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever sat utterly still during a test at school, and suddenly sat bolt upright in your seat smiling from ear to ear, for no apparent reason other than the fact that you just thought of a wonderfully awesome ending for your latest plot bunny, copy and paste this to your profile.

'I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request' means no.

I've angered the Karma Gods and you're my punishment. (XD Lolz, I died when I read thisXD)

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run - he hates that.

Shakespeare Randomeness (i.e., stuff that sounds like Shakespeare but isn't)

Speak your speech to that which will soon hold the door for you