Stuff To Do In Walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!"

17. Shout at the top of your lungs "VALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you

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If your friends don't really like DANNY PHANTOM, but you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents mom & dad

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayinin man... That was awsesome!

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: walk in without knocking like they live there.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while. REAL FRIENDS: Are forever!

STUFF TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.

3. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

4. Drop something and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"

5. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

6. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

7. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

8. Randomly ask, "Did you feel that?" When they look at you curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become more panicked by the minute.

9. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. As they are getting off, tell them you "know of a medicine that can cure that?"

10. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

11. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

12. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"

13. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.

14. Stare at another pAs senger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

15. Stare manically and grin at another pas senger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."

16. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other pas sengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space!"

17.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button

Your Gangsta Name:(First 3 letters of you of real name izzle): Kasizzle

Your Detective Name:(Favorite color favorite animal): Blue Panther

Your Soap Opera Name: (Middle name Current Street Name): Jane Newton.

Your "SSOOMMEETTHHIINNGG" Name (First 3 letters of your last name first 2 letters of your first name last 3 letters of your mother's maiden name): Carkazim.

Your Superhero Name (2nd favorite color fave drink): Red Coke.

Your Arab Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your mom's middle name) : Arjimbl.

Your Witness Protection Name (Mother's middle name): Gail.

Your Goth Name: Anne Marie Howlett.

Your hobo name (Type your names with your elbows): sdosoisdjms.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

You say Pink I say Black You say Jonas Brothers I say Cascada You say prep I say me myself and i You say Hannah Montanna I say Eminem You say Superman I say Danny Phantom You say I'm a freak I say Thanks.

Copy and past this on your profile if you agree.

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. put this on ur page if u hate racism

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, “You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds’ butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

Me behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while… eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. If you had this in childhood and loved it, repost!!!!

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