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 Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Avatar, Harry Potter, and Chronicles of Narnia. I am a 15 yrs old and I suck at creating stories (as you can see I always start and dont finish, teehee that sounded really dirty) if you really want me to continue any you should pm me ideas (I'd mention you afterward). I hate when people flame other people it just sounds really cruel most of the time, unless the story was intentionly horrible than you should flame them, if it was a huge accident then you really shouldn't. My favorite foods are baked ziti and peta bread with any kind of flavored hummus (aww man now im hungry =/) and most vegetarian foods (veggie burgers are disgusting). As you can see I use parenthesis waaaay too much, I also hate guys who wear socks with sandals (who dosen't), and I dislike when people think black people go around eating chicken and naming their kids really stupid ghetto names. I have two stepsisters and one that has a fanfic too her name is Jasminex3, oh yea and I'm not stupid and neither is my username!!!! You'll understand when you read her profile it says that i eat all her food at her house and that not true either...okay it kinda is but I have a valid reason (I'm hungry alot). By the way my name is Zoe and the 'e' is pronounced 'ee'. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile 90 percent of American teens would die if the Jonas Brothers wanted to jump off a cliff; Copy and Paste this to your profile if you would run up the fuckin' mountain to see them off. (Maybe even push them) If you have ever wondered why the period (.) wouldn't go italicized, you're too much like me. If you thought that (.) looked like a deformed boob, you and I were separated at birth. 95 percent of teens are bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 5 percent who think it never left. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Anamorphic version of the Barney song ~I hate you, you hate me, let’s chase Barney up a tree etc.-Personally, I like this version better~ to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. (ALL THE FREAKIN’ TIME!) If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile. The Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room And I promise to remember Emmett Everytime there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my emotions are unfurled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know Alice Quotes You do smell nice, I never noticed before. It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share. That won’t help. I could smell her across the field. It’s been almost a century that Edward’s been alone. Now he’s found you. You can’t see the changes that we see, we who have been with him for so long. Do you think any of us want to look into his eyes for the next hundred years if he loses you? Bella, how many times do we have to tell you that there’s no danger to us? I will always tell you the truth. As predators, we have a glut of weapons in our physical arsenal — much, much more than really necessary. The strength, the speed, the acute senses, not to mention those of us like Edward, Jasper, and I, who have extra senses as well. And then, like a carnivorous flower, we are physically attractive to our prey. It’s difficult on both sides — the blood-lust on the one hand, the awful pain on the other. For everyone else, the pain of transformation is the sharpest memory they have of their human life. I remember nothing of being human. Some things are more certain than others… like the weather. People are harder. I only see the course they’re on while they’re on it. Once they change their minds — make a new decision, no matter how small — the whole future shifts. Jasper's Quotes Actually, Alice says there’s going to be a real storm tonight, and Emmett wants to play ball. Are you game? I can feel what you’re feeling now — and you are worth it. You have nothing to worry about. You are completely safe here. You’re worrying about all the wrong things, Bella. Trust me on this — none of us are in jeopardy. You are under too much strain as it is; don’t add to it with wholly unnecessary worries. Listen to me! Our family is strong. Our only fear is losing you. She’s one of us now. Our venom is the only thing that leaves a scar. Before I tell you my story, you must understand that there are places in our world, Bella, where the life span of the never-aging is measured in weeks, and not centuries. If not for the Volturi, the rest of us would be quickly exposed. My instincts told me that there was danger, that the angel had meant it when she spoke of killing, but my judgment overruled my instincts. I had not been taught to fear women, but to protect them. When you live for the fight, for the blood, the relationships you form are tenuous and easily broken. In so many years of slaughter and carnage, I’d lost nearly all of my humanity. I was undeniably a nightmare, a monster of the grisliest kind. After a century of instant gratification, I found self-discipline… challenging. You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope. We have a few advantages, dog. It will be an even fight. You truly are one frightening little monster. I’ve never seen a newborn do that – stop an emotion in its tracks that way. You were upset, but when you saw our concern, you reined it in, regained power over yourself. I was prepared to help, but you didn’t need it. I can’t understand. I can’t bear this. It’s just been my experience that some kinds of working relationships are better motivated by fear than by monetary gain. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you can quote a passage from every page and book of the Twilight Saga. Crazy is when you go to school wearing an Alice Cullen wig and you are embarressed because everyone is staring at you and your Bffl says "Everyone stares at the Cullens." Crazy is when you laugh when nobody said anything. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's ok. Crazy is when your are going through his as a checklist. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you ask your brother if he was really really gay would he think Edward was hot and he says, yes.If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! 18. Why are there people outside waiting to take you away? If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile. The Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room And I promise to remember Emmett Everytime there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my emotions are unfurled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know Alice Quotes You do smell nice, I never noticed before. It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share. That won’t help. I could smell her across the field. It’s been almost a century that Edward’s been alone. Now he’s found you. You can’t see the changes that we see, we who have been with him for so long. Do you think any of us want to look into his eyes for the next hundred years if he loses you? Bella, how many times do we have to tell you that there’s no danger to us? I will always tell you the truth. As predators, we have a glut of weapons in our physical arsenal — much, much more than really necessary. The strength, the speed, the acute senses, not to mention those of us like Edward, Jasper, and I, who have extra senses as well. And then, like a carnivorous flower, we are physically attractive to our prey. It’s difficult on both sides — the blood-lust on the one hand, the awful pain on the other. For everyone else, the pain of transformation is the sharpest memory they have of their human life. I remember nothing of being human. Some things are more certain than others… like the weather. People are harder. I only see the course they’re on while they’re on it. Once they change their minds — make a new decision, no matter how small — the whole future shifts. Jasper's Quotes Actually, Alice says there’s going to be a real storm tonight, and Emmett wants to play ball. Are you game? I can feel what you’re feeling now — and you are worth it. You have nothing to worry about. You are completely safe here. You’re worrying about all the wrong things, Bella. Trust me on this — none of us are in jeopardy. You are under too much strain as it is; don’t add to it with wholly unnecessary worries. Listen to me! Our family is strong. Our only fear is losing you. She’s one of us now. Our venom is the only thing that leaves a scar. Before I tell you my story, you must understand that there are places in our world, Bella, where the life span of the never-aging is measured in weeks, and not centuries. If not for the Volturi, the rest of us would be quickly exposed. My instincts told me that there was danger, that the angel had meant it when she spoke of killing, but my judgment overruled my instincts. I had not been taught to fear women, but to protect them. When you live for the fight, for the blood, the relationships you form are tenuous and easily broken. In so many years of slaughter and carnage, I’d lost nearly all of my humanity. I was undeniably a nightmare, a monster of the grisliest kind. After a century of instant gratification, I found self-discipline… challenging. You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope. We have a few advantages, dog. It will be an even fight. You truly are one frightening little monster. I’ve never seen a newborn do that – stop an emotion in its tracks that way. You were upset, but when you saw our concern, you reined it in, regained power over yourself. I was prepared to help, but you didn’t need it. I can’t understand. I can’t bear this. It’s just been my experience that some kinds of working relationships are better motivated by fear than by monetary gain. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you can quote a passage from every page and book of the Twilight Saga. Crazy is when you go to school wearing an Alice Cullen wig and you are embarressed because everyone is staring at you and your Bffl says "Everyone stares at the Cullens." Crazy is when you laugh when nobody said anything. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's ok. Crazy is when your are going through his as a checklist. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you ask your brother if he was really really gay would he think Edward was hot and he says, yes.If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. AV is Addicted to Vampires LES is Love Edward Syndrome OCD is Obsessive Cullen Disorder WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome Jacob needs to jump off a cliff for non-recreational purposes OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God. Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901 Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Lessons Learned in Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. 20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot 19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . 37 Things to do in an Elevator ONLY IN AMERICA: 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 10. Only in America...do they havedrive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. The 10 Commandments of a Teenager! 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. 2) Thou shall not do drugs. 3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. 4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. 5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. 6) Thou shall not get into fights. 7) Thou shall not skip class. 8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school. (Kiss them outside insted.) 9) Thou shall not worry about tests. (Just cheat on them: better marks.) 10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT WORRY ME: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Ha HA you lose)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (I want to meet the geneses that thought of that) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Sure crush the dream of a million children) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... If two wrongs don't make a right, try three I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you i am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about the wars that solved America's problems? 364 days of the years kids are told not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween it's encouraged! Why is that? An apple a day keeps the Doctor away, if well aimed. How the force and duct tape are the same... They both have light and dark sides and hold the universe together. Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks. Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what your goina get, but if you eat a bad one you die When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in HIS car. Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it? It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Boys are like skateboards; they can go fast but usually there pretty slow. people like u r the reasons we have middle fingers I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. your a great friend but, if zombies are chasing us, im triping you good friends dont let you do stupid this...alone You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." Mottos: 1. If someone looks at you funny, flip them the finger. 2. When someone tells you to act your age, yell at the top of your lungs "I AM!" 3. When a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it." 4. Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it. 5. Remember that all actions have reactions... (You don't wana know why I put this in here, believe me!) 6. While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?" 7. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. 8. I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. 9. To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior. Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? Dear Lord, I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter entirely Quotes: "I'd rather have a friend then a friendship." L.S. a friend of mine "Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it." "To learn you have to grow, to live you have to love." Evana "To laugh often & much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or redeemed social condition; to know one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded!" -Ralph Waldo Emerson "When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." Jimi Hendrix "I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to." Jimi Hendrix "Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." Jimi Hendrix "Excuse me while I kiss the sky." Jimi Hendrix "The story of life is quicker then the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye." Jimi Hendrix "You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven." Jimi Hendrix "What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal." Albert Pike "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." Plato "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." Charles M. Schulz "The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Douglas Adams "He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot." Douglas Adams "I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer." Douglas Adams "Look and you will find it- what is unsought will go undetected." Sophocles "I'm gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked." Jimi Hendrix "I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong." Benjamin Franklin "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." Benjamin Franklin 'Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.' WHY: ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS: Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that sht up in 2 seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors I always choose rock... So then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh st I'm sorry I thought your paper would protect you, ahole! racism "The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you dislike racism Try Not To Cry: I Didn't Say Good-bye Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, big, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, So Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; that I'll be the one waiting now And tell all my wonderful friends; That they'll always be the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't be show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a first kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with this bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could So please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On the trip to that new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have kids, I wanted to be an actress, I just really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, For the time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry that I had to cancel our date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy The last thing I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost I wrote this one. Inspired by the one you just read One Shot I'm dancing into darkness The darkness of my once life I see my friends all crying for they know it wont be alright I see my mother screaming "My little girl can't be dead!" I see my father cry, and I know he's full of dread. I'm lying here dying, Because of someones fateful mistake It didn't really hurt Now, its just the pain of regret For now, I can't get married I won't be seen like the rest I feel this bullet in my chest The one they couldn't get I feel that the tears coming thought I'll try to hold them back I know my time is ending All because of a loud 'crack' For now I'll cherish every moment Until I can't come back. All because of that one shot I lost every thing just like that. Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer Is pass this on!IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. A Dads Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all, about a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there. "Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique. "My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. 'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart" With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud. "I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away." And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side. "I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out. And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose. And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far. ‘They’ say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them. Send this to the people you'll never forget and remember to send it also to the person that sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgotten your friends. Poems: Love, Life, Heart Brake, and Laughter 'They’ say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them Girls We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong You shouldn't say "I love you." unless you mean it. But if you do mean it, you should say it often... people forget A True Boyfriend: When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she pushes you or hit's you When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignore's you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she tell's you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his friends, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER! One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubburn to ask for directions. WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS??aww this is so sweet even though im a girl!! :D So sweet, please don't break! :) 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms . 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later... 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight. 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you". 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you... 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry. 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly. 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it). 23. The way they say "I miss you". 24. The way you miss them. 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain Girl: Do you like me? I don't like you, I love you. You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I would chose my life because you ARE my life and if you would walk away i wouldn't cry i would DIE! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Just remember, Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary If a guy pisses you off, push him into the nearest body of water. Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable After a while you just want to be with the person that never fails to make you smile. Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back. Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile If your boyfriend can tell you what color your eye's are, he's a keeper! I believe that everything happens for a reason, people change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you apprieciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. You know your in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love the most, love another. Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completly in love with this person 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservitive and agressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday This is here just because you have to read the last thing on a persons profile. I am team switzerland jacob and edward are both equally hot in my opinion!! Dont kill me! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. |
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