An attacked alien vessel sends out a distress signal; when the Enterprise crew tries to help they are mistaken for the attackers. "What stared back at him from his own console turned his blood to ice. He straightened and looked up slowly, stunned eyes meeting those of his captain. "Without hull plating...the bridge will be vaporized, sir...along with at least two decks below that."

Jasper:"I'm Bored." Alice:"Me too." Jasper:"LETS DO SOMETHING RANDOM!" Alice:"YEAH! LIKE FUZZBUCKETS RANDOM!" : Alice and Jasper said it all. But if you didnt understand... This is random stuff the Cullens do in their free time... Fuzzbuckets random stuff

previously called Ian's Birthday. Wanda finds out when Ian's birthday is and decides to do something special for him. fluff, awkward silences and an over eager Mel guaranteed

Everything happens in this story. Almost nothing is off limits, from stealing twoleg things, to court hearings, to cat sacrifices, to secret agents, we have it all, at a convenient price for you. Currently on Hiatus/Probably never going to be updated

These childhood dreams project reality. Let innocence speak for itself for love manifests itself in odd ways. One-shot

Thier time wasn't unlimited. What would you say if you didn't have forever to say it? One-shot

By day they hate each other but by night? They still hate each other. So let their dreams reveal their subconscious desires. One-shot

She was mysterious and beautiful, and he was all too willing to get away from the tedium. One-shot

Peeta and Katniss in District 12, afterwards.

Following the rescue of an alien child Malcolm is unexpectedly thrust into the role of surrogate parent. WIP

Arthur doesn't remember who his first kiss was with... Pre-series. GwenxArthur

Jack Sparrow is a pirate without a ship, without a woman, without treasure to pillage...Until he meets -her-.Within a matter of moments, Jack's life is turned upside down.Is -she- his answer?Or is she the reasoning behind his fear of commitment?

The prompt was “she smells of clean linen, he smells of oiled steel” A very experimental piece. Arthur/Gwen

This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.

Arthur and Gwen are newly parents.

Twilight, fiction right? Vampires dont exist. Could one shooting star change all that? For Claudia, it does, she wishes she were Bella. But she didn't realise that wishing to be Bella doesn't mean you get her life. That she has to do herself.

its a poem based on The Host's epilogue

Takes place in 6th year. Instead of Harry finding Malfoy crying in the boys’ bathroom, Hermione does. Will she be what persuades him to change the path that he’s on?

Random, funny, and weird takes on anything and everything SGA related.

On a strange day, Esme snaps at all the craziness, deciding to let everyone make 20 rules for each. Deleted and moved to different account. "Previously one of the most funniest Twilight stories."

Renesmee is going to school for the first time, and it isn't what she expected. It's harder to fit in then she thought, and what happens when she has to pick between truth, lies, and two boys?

A Murtagh and Thorn story. "Was this how you felt when Saphira hatched for you, Eragon?"

To what lengths would Teyla go to save Colonel Sheppard?

Okay, so this is the “real” Twilight script of the movie. Trust us, it’s really funny. This is pretty much what happened in the movie. Sorry, the spacing is all screwy, but you’ll just have to deal with it.

Stargate lyrics to the tune of My Favourtie Things. SG-1 and Atlantis .

John spends time with Teyla's son, now five years old

Trip and T'Pol meet halfway, over pie.

PC, movie verse. Just a little reflection on everyone’s favorite High King of Narnia from a despicable source.

The SNL version of Alex Trebek is back for another round of Celebrity Jeopardy and this times it's with Stargate Atlantis members.

A Manual to owning Maximum Ride characters!

list about nudge, fang, max, iggy, gazzy, and angle

Just whose bright idea was it to introduce the runner to video games, anyways? Why, Colonel Sheppard's, of course.

Written for the sga flashfic sickness challenge. A five things fic with four missions that make the team sick and one that didn't. Warning, crass humor and pop culture references abound.

My first fic ever! John and Teyla chose a name for Baby Sheppard. SheppardTeyla

The Enterprise crew to the rescue when intergalactic meddler Q decides to strand Beverly Crusher & Cpt. Picard on a distant planet. PicardCrusher

There are three reasons to read this fic. 1 It's good. Duh. 2 It follows the Flock as chronicled in Fang's Blog. Today they're going to a Halloween party. Coincidence? I think not. 3 You know this fic, I just changed its name. HOMECOMING IS BACK!

A series of several different ways Common Ground could have gone down. Each chapter is one way it could have happened. Sometimes character death, but not always.

Feeling angry and betrayed by the Lanteans, Michael exacts justice in the most poetic way possible... by turning Sheppard into a Wraith, as he was turned into a human.

Maximum Ride, the band! [Parody.]

Her smallness does not equate to frailty. She also knows I can best her. Every time. And yet she shows no shame. Ronan Dex muses about a new acquaintance. ONE SHOT ONLY

The crew of Stargate: Atlantis have some deep dark secrets.

The crew of the NX-01 discover the Starship Defiant, which vanished over a century in a spacial interpahse before the U.S.S. Enterprise (NCC-1701). However, the Tholians have heard of the mysterious future Earth vessel and have come to claim it. - This is