If you are reading this then you have either looked up on my work or are really fucking bored. I am currently working a meta-story comprising of three stories at the moment and am planning on writing more stories, if interested and you have read my stories then PM me with another universe to consider for adaptation into the saga. If i say no, it is not because i don't like you or your name it is because i've either no knowledge on it or i see no way to incorporate it into the tale or i don't want to.

So far i have incorporated into the story:

Warhammer 40000

Dragons Dogma

Want your suggestion listed here with your name beside it then give me a befitting idea.

Invictus

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

by W. E. Henley

I am now working on a self insert story set in Skyrim, "Fuck That Noise" premiered on the 20th of October on this website, it follows the adventures of Cameron, Rachel and Craig, three friends who find themselves trapped in a different universe on the first day of school. Shit gets real when they realise that the dragons will return in under a year. They will have to get ready for when shit hits the fan.

So far it has been updated once a day but that may slow down due to school and such.

Fun survey: :D

Q 1: Grab the nearest book, open to page eighteen. Whats line four?

A 1: "children, and like gaia, she was prepared to do something about it" The Greek and Roman Myths A guide to Classical Stories

Q 2: Stretch your left arm as far out as possible, what’s there?

A 2: my bed... it's a small room.

Q 3: What is the last thing you watched on Television?

A 3: Top Gear, African special part 2

Q 4: Without looking guess what time it is?

A 4: 10 maybe, holy shit look at the time!

Q 5: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

A 5: an odd buzzing... that's not bad i hope.

Q 6: When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing?

A 6: at four i arrived home from school and crashed on the sofa.

Q 7: Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A 7: the empty bottle of Ribena that has been taunting me for the last half hour

Q 8: What are you wearing?

A 8: clothes, i'm not saying more this is not a sex line

Q 9: Did you dream last night?

A 9: yes

Q 10: When did you last laugh?

A 10: Grunt's story on the citadel dlc for Mass Effect 3 not one hour ago

Q 11: What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A 11: posters, i.e. Lord of The Rings, Skyfall, the Hobbit, Top Gear

Q 12: Seen anything weird lately?

A 12: A kamikaze pidgeon

Q 13: What do you think of this quiz?

A 13: I have twelve sentences from it so i don't know much about it yet. But it seems like a nice enough chap if a bit... intrusive.

Q 14: What film did you last watch?

A 14: The Hunger Games, a lot better than a lot of people have led me to believe.

Q 15: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A 15: I would pay David Cameron to say that we lost the game on public television, thus making Britain the winners of the game. Plus you just thought about the game so you lose.

Q 16: Tell me something I don't know about you:

A 16: I'm allergic to horses... and bullshit.

Q 17: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of the quilt or consequences, what would you do?

A 17: i would change the world so only people with proper intelligence and skill could become famous not these bimbos with andromeda sized tits.

Q 18: Do you like to dance?

A 18: Yes, but on initiation of said dance i immediately faulter considering that i look like a penguin trying to waddle too fast.

Q 19: George Bush:

A 19: saying that reminds me of a sketch by the comedian Russell Howard who likened him to an Orangutan pissing in his own mouth.

Q 20: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

A 20: Mirabelle, hands down

Q 21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

A 21: David, after his great grand-father

Q 22: What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

A 22: Is there any way i can persuade you to let me in?

Bonus Question! When did you stop taking this seriously?

Bonus Answer! This was serious?

Copy and paste to your page if you want to make you're own version... that does seem like the only reason you'd copy and paste these questions, stupid me.