Stuff about me:

my name is Naomi and I'm 16.

my hobbies would have to be reading, writing and listening to music.

music is my life, no music, no life -.-

I love rock, alternative, heavy rock, punk, screamo, crunk, experimental. soft rock music and some acoustic songs.

My Fav Bands/Solo Artists Are: BrokeNCYDE, Emilie Autumn, My Children My Bride, Lamb Of God, I Killed The Prom Queen, Parkway Drive (FUCK YEAH!!!), Bring Me The Horizon, Dot Dot Curve, Yellowcard, Skillet, 10 Years, Hollywood Undead, Scene Kidz, Avenged Sevenfold, Three Days Grace, Theory Of A Deadman, Tom McRae, There For Tomorrow, Daft Punk, P!nk, DJ Nailz (aka NIKKI!!), Bullet For My Valentine, I Set My Friends On Fire, Escape The Fate, Five Finger Death Punch, J-Bigga, Skillet, System Of A Down, Disturbed, Evanescence, Slipknot And Many Many More...

I am what you would consider emo, but I could care less if you hate me because of it. Say whatever you want...I won't give a flying fuck!

Ally I Love You More Than You Know, You Are My Angel...You Are The Reason I Haven't Suicided...You Are The Reason I Get Up In The Mornings...You Are The One That Is Always There For Me, And Visa-Versa...You Give Me Reason To Live...I Love You And Don't Forget That Darling...You Are Beautiful!

Kara You ARE Beautiful...Don't Fight Me About It Because You ARE!!

Zac, baby I love you, until the end of time I will be yours

Chelsea I'm Not Ready To Let You Go...Please Fight, Fight With All You Have...I Don't Want To Lose My Little Sister...I Love You...However Annoying You Can Get, You Are Still My Chel-Bell

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║██║Music is
║(o)║In my
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Me and Snat in Maths
Me (picking up Snats keychain of ninja man):WHOA...I didn't know the human arm can bend that way! (bend my arm so my palm faces behind me)
Snat: Your a fucking stoner Naomi
Me: Shut up Snat!

During Lunch
Lizzy (in a tree): I is superman...whoosh!
Nikki (lifts up Lizzy's dress): You even have the red nickers!

During Lunch again!
Lizzy: I'm gonna eat your tit Samm
Samm: Bullshit
Lizzy: Watch me
(Lizzy bites Samm's tit)
Samm: YOU ATE MY TIT!!
Me: Well she said she would!

On the way to Religious Education
Kristyn is giggling hysterically while we walked to R.E.
Me: Remind me never to give you chocolate milk again
Kristyn: I'm fine! (giggles)
Me: You almost fell down a flight of stairs!
Kristyn: I SAID I'M FINE!!
Me (Rolling eyes): Whatever

During English when I'm sent to the other side of the room
Nikki (through Powerpoint): I Love You NomiBear!! I Miss You!!
Me (Through Powerpoint): I Love You Too Nimmi!! Will You have my babies!
Nikki (Through Powerpoint): YES!! (as long as you dont have aids...jks...or am I?)
Me (Through Powerpoint): I dont have aids...well last time I checked I didnt
Teacher: How wonderfull to see your spending this time wisely Naomi
Me (jumping out of seat): SHIT!!

During Lunch...we all had noodles and we tipped the noodle juice on the ground before Lizzy arrived
Lizzy (pointing at noodle juice): EKK someone pissed there pants
(Lizzy looks closer at it)
Lizzy: whoever it was needs to see a doctor or something...floaties in piss...now thats nasty!

In P.E. doing social dance
Me, Nikki and Kristyn (when Swing comes on): I LOVE THIS SONG
Mr. H (a P.E. teacher) starts break dancing
Kristyn (Pointing at Mr. H): So does he apparently

Me and Pamela In Maths (during 2008)
Pamela (talking about 'The Grudge 2): Common watch the movie
Me: Fine...but if I scream I'm saying you wanna rape me
(Forty Minutes later)
I scream...the class looks at me
Mr Egan (my teacher...not sounding concerned at all): Naomi is everything alright?
Me (forgetting about the rape thing): Yes the triangle just scared me

Again during math (2008)
I fell off my seat while asleep
Mr Egan: Naomi...I'll be seeing you in detention!
Me: Wha...sorry what
Mr Egan (getting pissed off): I said I'll be seeing you in detention
Me: AH HE'S GONNA RAPE ME...CALL THE COPS, CALL THE COPS!

during maths (continued from the last one)
Mr. Egan: You think thats funny?
Me: Umm...yeah
Mr. Egan: Well it wasn't. Sit down, shut up and I'll be seeing you in detention for two weeks
Me: Wait What did I do in the first place
Mr. Egan: You disrupted my class
Me: So falling off a seat while asleep is distrupting?
Mr. Egan: Yes
Me: You a crazy man!

In P.C
Sade: My full name is: Sade Coco Chanelle Sjoh
Me: Bullshit
Hannah: Were your parents stoned when you were born?

On the second last day of school last year
Me: I wonder how fish breathe
Samm: Theres air in water
Me: Then that means theres water in air...and that mean we're breathing water right now!...we're gonna drown!...not me though...because I'm part fish (lifts my arms in weird sideways superman pose)
Samm: Yes Naomi...you are part fish (mutters jeez)

Me and Phoebe during 'Refection day'
Phoebe: Whens you birthday Naomi?
Me: ... (I'M NOT TELLING YOU MY BIRTHDAY!!)
Phoebe: Holy shit. ME TOO!!
Me: Holy Crap...We Be Twins of Doom
Phoebe: Yes Beware of The Twins of Doom!! MWAHAHAHAHA

Me and Jess Listening to her iPod on the way to Sydney for a science trip to LUNA PARK MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Me: GAH I don't know any songs on this thing...oh wait I know this one!...just dont remind me its the Jonas Brothers and I won't kill myself!
Jess (looking confused): Um ok...its NOT the Jonas Brothers
(36 or so minutes later)
Jess: Um Naomi...?
Me: Yes Jess?
Jess: Can we change the song?
Me: Why?
Jess: We've been listening for the same song twelve times in a row...ITS A FUCKING JONAS BROTHERS SONG!!
Me: GAH...SKIP IT SKIP IT!!
Jess: You fucktard
(the song was Hold On by the Jonas Brothers...I hate them but it was either them or Lady GaGa...I think I made the right decision)

Me and Kristyn Reading a Fanfic but we were so hypo that we were messing up the words
Kristyn: 'I smelled the Cockcorn'
Me: Tehe you said cock!
Kristyn: Woops (smiles)
(a few minutes later)
Me: 'Alice and Rose were perched on the coush'
Kristyn: GOD NAOMI IT SAYS COUCH!!
Me: Shut up Cockcorn girl
Kristyn: I'll be good
(a few minutes after that)
Kristyn: 'And a Brad Pitt'...Can we change it...I hate Brad Pitt
Me: Who should we change it to?
(we look around at her posters)
Kristyn: Shia LaPoof!
Me (changing it): Shia La-WHO!!
Kristyn (getting up at pointing to Shia Labouf's Picture): HIM!
Me (Changing the person): Shia LaPoof

Me and Kristyn a few minutes after the word mix-up (from above)
Kristyn: We should make a sentence outta all that shit!
Me: Hells yeah!...then we should say it to your brother and his friend!
Kristyn: Hells yeah! It should be...'Do you know who Shia Lapoof is? YOU DON'T! Go get me some Cockcorn and then go sit on the coush!'

Me and Kristyn In P.E.
Kristyn (pointing at our P.E. teacher): Do you think he takes steriods?
Me: Of course...why do you think he's so manly?
(we start giggling and saying 'Manly' in men voices)

Me and Kristyn making a reinactment of Jesus' birth in R.E. (OUTTA PLAYDO!!)
Kristyn: Pass the cream coloured playdo Naomi
Me: We're all out
Kristyn: But I still gotta make Jesus
Me (reaching for a random colour...not looking): Here use this
Kristyn: YOU WANT ME TO MAKE JESUS BLACK!!
Me: Fine use purple
Kristyn: OK (and then she smiles)
(he ended up being cream coloured =( tear)

Finshing our playdo reinactment
Me: SHIT!
Kristyn: What's wrong?
Me: We forgot the afterbirth
Kristyn: The what?
Me: The blood that comes out your vag after birth
Kristyn: OK...well put it on
Me (putting red playdo down): There!
Kristyn: She looks like shes got her period and forgot a tampon!
Me: OH WELL SORRY MRS. I'LL PUT MARY ON SO SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE WANTS TO GET FUCKED!
Kristyn: Ok good point there

Me and Nick Over Texts talking about Invader Zim Box sets
Nick: well fuck you buddy! lol the only box set I've found was expensive
Me: Damn Tight ass bitches. I want my Gir! You better be joking buster! (tehe i said buster!)
Nick: Buster lol...ghostbuster XD lol I want a Gir 2 mmm tight bitches yum i mean ANYWHO =? lol
Me: lol you weirdo. how the fuck did our convo get to THIS!!
Nick: Cause we're fucking bored lol hey its better than the convo about phones rubbing their testicles on your fingers
Me: Good point. and I do NOT wanna even think about understanding the last part of what you just said
Nick: Don't try. Its mind boggling o.o lol

Again talking with Nick Through texts
(he just sent a picture of him with straight hair)
Nick: I miss Sav...So I took a picture for her!
Me: Aww that's sweet
Nick: Maybe
Me: Whats that maybe for mister...wow i just sounded like a fifty year old just then...creepy
Nick: Lol pedo in disguise much? (I'm not really...I promise!)
Me: Lol watch out or you'll be my next victim...(I was joking)
Nick: Wouldn't mind being your next victim
Me: Really?
Nick: Yeah lol!

Me and Sam walking home
Me (as a woman with a baby and toddler walk past): I don't think I should have kids
Sam: Yeah you'd be a shit mum
Me (acting hurt): Gee thanks Sam...nice to know who my friends are!
Sam: Don't worry I'd be a shit mother too!
Me: Yeah that and they'd annoy the living shit outta me
Sam: I can just see you as a mother...shitloads of tats and piercings and a kid comes running up crying saying 'mummy a scraped my knee' and you hitting the back of their head saying 'you want me to give you a real reason to cry you mother fucker? now where did you put my fucking smokes?'
Me: Were you talking about me or you just then?
Sam: Fuck off Naomi

In Food tech...come to think of it I think this is the reason I failed food tech (or at least one of them)
Random Classmate: does anyone know to draw devils sign?
Me: I do!
Random Classmate: Can you draw it on my gingerbread house?
Me: Ok where do you want it?
The teacher: Naomi You go to a Catholic school...you do realize how bad this would look if anyone walked in right now?
Me: Yeah But if Jesus if forgiving then why can't his asshole of a father be forgiving as well?
(the teacher walks off muttering something while shaking her head)

At my mums friends house
Kid 1: Toby if you keep laughing you'll die
Kid 2: That would be a good way to go
Me (being the oldest and more smart than the rest said something very intelligent): that and choking on a gummy bear!

During Media
Me: WHOA the spiders flying!
Kristyn: No its walking...upside-down
Me: NO ITS FLYING...he Superman!
Kristyn: nuh-uh...he Super-Spider!

In Maths
Creepy classmate: I think a rule in this class should be honesty
Phoebe: What does that mean?
Me: Umm Phoebe it means telling the truth
Phoebe: Umm isn't that what honesty means?
Me: Yeah, we're talking about honesty
Phoebe: Oh...I thought she said modesty
Me: Wow you cool kid
Phoebe: Yeap I'm a cool kid
Me: I was being sarcastic
Phoebe: Oh...so was I

And that is some of the past two years of my life...I'll be adding more when I can remember something! XD

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself 'where the fuck is my ceiling?'

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap that bitch upside the head.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! ( I don't really have ADD )

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of reasons.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person 1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person 2: Too bad the world is round!

Sometimes I wave to people I know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. 'Look what I got...This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick somethin' up.

I am Flawed Therefore I am

Imperfect is the new Perfect

What a lovely day. The trees are singing, the birds are swaying.

What are they really, children? Midget Drunks! They can’t even walk straight!

Don't turn the light switch on and off again. You have nailed down the principal findings of this experiment, when you turn it off, I can't see anything. And I step on your toys trying to find you and kill you, and break my foot!

When Life Is Good, Drum Your Tummy. But When It Turns To Shit, Dance On The Roof Of Your Car.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Have you ever loved?
Have you ever cared?
Have you even noticed,
That I am dying here?
Do you care?
Do you even see?
If you do,
Then why do you walk past me?
She doesn't love you!
She never will
She's just using you
To get in my head
So before I cut,
This one last time,
Just remember how we were,
Before she came along.
I grab the razor,
And slice up my arm.
My blood comes rushing out,
And it won't stop,
Until I have bleed all I can,
Until I'm white and lifeless on the floor.
I hope you find this note,
Painted red with my blood,
So you can feel the pain,
That was forced upon me.
Hopefully it will be put on you!

Written by me...steal it and die!! (not a joke!)

LINKS!!

Edward’s car in The Strong and The Weak

Bella’s guitar in The Strong and The Weak

Bella’s jeans in The Strong and The Weak

Bella's top in the Strong and the weak -- just imagine that its a dark blue --

Chris in The Strong and the Weak. It's actually Alex Evans...who I find super hot!! ;D Isn't he stunning?!

The engagement ring in Travellin' Soldier

Bella’s dress in Because of Him

The cliff in Because of Him