aloha mi amigo. i know Spanish and Hawaiian.

age: 10-20

pets: cat

live: u.s.

books: maximum ride :)

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

the difference between good friends and best friends.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb butt?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - dipwad - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. A Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A good Friend: Will help me learn to drive. A Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away. A Best Friend: Won't let me go away.

A good Friend: Will help me up when I fall down. A Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

A good Friend: Will go to a concert with me. A Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me.

A good Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." A Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad."

A good Friend: Asks me for my number. A Best friend: Asks me for her number.

A good Friend: Hides me from the cops. A Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

a good friend will give you your shoe back when you lose it/it falls off. but a best friend will run over, grab the shoe and run away with it screaming haha you loser!

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed-I'm not a can, so dont label me.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

25 Things My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you like surfing the net for no particular reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have stood infront of a door waiting for it to open, then realise it's not an automatic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang 3 post this in your profile

Copy this into your profile if, even though he's a drug addict crazy depressed emo guy, you idolize Fang!

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real (FANG!) copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you agree that Fang is Fangalicious, copy this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever run up a "down" escalator, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your pro.

WOOT! THAT WAS FREAKIN AMAZING!

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

OKAY, SO I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD PUT SOME RANDOMNESS ON HERE SINCE ITS HALLOWEEN AND I'VE HAD TOO MUCH CANDY!

Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too

Flying is simple. Just throw

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over the same piece of sidewalk twice, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you randomly sing this part of Umbrella, copy and paste this into your profile and write your name down:"Under my umbrella, ella, ehe, ehe, under my umbrella, ella, ehe, ehe, ehe, under my umbrella, ella, ehe, ehe, ehe , ehe,

If you have a crush on somebody, but you are afraid to say anything about it, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Don't worry, your secret is safe!

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've accidentally called one of your sblings or friends Fang, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Angel or Total copy and paste this is you profile

if you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!!)

IF YOU MAKE RANDOM FISHY FACES AT PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOU PRO

IF IGGY'S YOUR LITTLE BLIND PYRO COOKER COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOLD TO STOP GROWLING AT YOUR TEAM MATES COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU JUST GROWLED AT NOTHING TWO SECONDS AGO AND SLAPPED YOURSELF KISSED IT AND BROKE DOWN DANCING COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOU PROFILE

IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU JUST LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF YOUR HOUSE AND STUCK THE LANDING AND BOWED FOR YOUR BROTHER AND RAN AWAY COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you have the release date of MR5, Waterwings, marked on your calendar, copy and paste this onto your profile. (OMG! IT COMES OUT THE DAY AFTER MY BDAY-my bday's march 15th WHICH IS GOING TO BE MARCH 16TH! EVERYBODY SEND ME VIRTUAL COPIES!!

If you do NOT think astrology is cheesy and no good, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know the name of the Hogwarts Care of Magical Creatures teacher/Gamekeeper before Hagrid, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.

If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

you ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile. (the ppl there were party poopers-- they made us stop b4 we reached the top :( sadness)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religously then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Sapphirepaw,danceswithwings119,the7thflockmember, girlytown

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw (Its fun),danceswithwings119,the7thflockmember

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (Moony, Padfoot, Prongs, Artemis Fowl), hollybridgetpeppermint (ARTYARTYARTY!! And Holmes. And Ali (don't laugh!! Stupid fangirl thingy...). And Peter Wimsey. And Albert Campion. And the Phantom. And...) danceswithwings119 (Iggy from Maximum Ride! He is sooooooooooooooooooo HOT!) the7thflockmember(FANG FANG FANG ALL THE WAY! HE'S AMAZING!! OMG! DONT EVEN GET ME STARTEDD! I LOVE YOU FANG! DITCH MAX AND COME FOR MEalthough i do think u make a good couple, girlytown (FANG IS THE HOTTEST FICTIONAL CHARACTOR!!) :)

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all

If you knew that Iggy is allergic to gum because you are an obsessed Iggy fangirl and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile

If you are into musical theater, copy and paste!!

95 percent of general teenagers have turned Gangsta if you are one of the 5 percent that stayed Emo, Punk, or any stereotype essential to culture, copy and paste this into your profile

Recipe for hottness: 98 human + 2 bird + 68 Pyro + 49 chef + 2 Blindness = 219 HOT!! if you know who I'm talking about here and agree copy and paste thiss into your profile.

The war in Iraq is pointless and STUPID!! If you believe this, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, panache2005, danceswithwings119, the7thflockmember

If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile or site. RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, panache2005, danceswithwings119, the7thflockmember

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read something and had something a teacher said the next day remind you of what you read to the point where you burst into outrageous stifled laughter and had your "peers" look at you strangely or point and laugh at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this! (totes to the talka-holic, as u can c...)

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you have ever eaten something none of your friends would try, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered why monkeys like bananas, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you've ever been so sick that the world has all been green/ blue, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE BITCH THAT KILLED YOU! SEND IT TO YOUR TRUE FRENDS

A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile.

SOMEONE MAKES FUN OF YOU. A GOOD FRIEND WOULD MAKE FUN OF THEM BACK. A TRUE FRIEND WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM FOR YOU. copy and paste in profile if you have any "true" friends.

Anger is merely depression without enthusiasm

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if your trying to be an Author(ess).

If you never had The Talk, but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, put this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren'ts, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, SpringDaze, the7thflockmember, girlytown

You're only young once; you can be immature for ever.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

memory.

SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is possible, except skiing through revolving doors.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile. (strange because my friend said i look exactly how she would picture Max, and that i have the exact personality of Nudge.)

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride), copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile

If you miss Steve Irwin, copy this into your profile (but i always did know he would die on the job-- i just thought he would get his head bitten off)

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you think rap is the most awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think fang is hot copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.(it was actually on fanfiction)If you have a crush on somebody, but you are afraid to say anything about it, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Don't worry, your secret is safe! Greenpool's loyalty, Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw the7thflockmember, girlytown

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you happen to still talk to your imaginary Friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, God is there! if you believe in God put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. You already know this, look at the copy and paste thing above. Learn to sleep with your eyes open. He He He He.

If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Maximum Ride books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. the7thflockmember, girlytown (changed it from warriors to this cuz ive nvr read those)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile (you don't wanna hear that story)

If your friend that you thought you could trust told your crush you liked him or her, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning copy and paste this into your profile.

if your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your pro

If every time someone asked you about what maximum ride was about you got a crazy look from them saying am-I-really-hanging-out-with-you type of look and you don’t care copy and paste this in your pro

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.(i was actually sick and i read the first three books in less than 5 hrs)f you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you love a fictional character with the depths of your heart and soul would die for him and would marry him instantly if he were actually real. crazy is when you talk to yourself all day and then realize you have lost the argument. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119 the7thflockmember

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119 the7thflockmember, girlytown

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

PRODUCT LABLES

On a Sears hairdryer--Do not use while sleeping. (Oh NO! when will I use this, then?)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (So, we're endorsing shoplifting, now? )
On a bar of Dial soap --Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners --Serving suggestion: Defrost. (Really? Cuz I like it frozen better.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --Do not turn upside down. (Oh, thank goodness. I shudder to think what would happen if I turned it upside down.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --Product will be hot after heating. (Oh, really? I was hoping it'd be cold...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- Do not iron clothes on body. (Man! I won't have time to iron clothes now.)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- Warning: May cause drowsiness. (GASP! Drowsiness? that couldn't be the reason I'm taking this!)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- For indoor or outdoor use only. (as opposed to what?)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- Warning: contains nuts. (Thank goodness they warned me. I never would have figured that out.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (No, I'll chuck them at people. Gawsh, what else would you do?)
On a child's Superman costume -- Wearing of this garment does notenable you to fly. (Aw, man! now I'll have to return this...I wanted to jump off skyscrapers and stuff.)

WAYS TO MAKE SURE YOUR STILL INSANE

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk
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Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
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Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"

Ways To Annoy Your Professors ~ Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something.
After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN..."