as i update my profile right now, i am enjoying a nice cup of tea with my cousin brian, he has know idea i am mentioning his name, well maybe if he would stop fiddleing with his coat zipper, he would pat attention. you want to know what he said to me earlier? "derik, could you keep it down for a moment, i am trying to concentratenon writing my article for the news paper article and that disgusting music is quite disturbing" and i said "screw you, brian, i am trying to concentrate on this amazing work of art, i swear im the next picasso, but your constant need for everything to be your way makes me want to puke" than he cames up to me, looked down at the notebook in wich i was scribbling, he said "your picture looks like a two legged llama with a nose the size of a big plumb, and wearing reading glasses." "yes" i said "that was the goal, i was trying to make it look like you!" well he got mad and punched me right as my aunt, his mom, walked in. "Brian!" she exclaimed "i am surprised at you, we came all the way out here to see aunt leslie and derik, and you are using violence? that is not the way things are don, apologize!" "sorry" he said dully "when we go back home, your grounded for two weeks" she said and stormed out. i started to crack up and brian glared at me. well me and him are geting along just fine right now, and my aunts strawberryb scones go quite well with chamomile.

UHM MY NAME BEEZ DERIK IF YOU DIDNT KNOW ALREADY. I MAY OR MAY NOT BE HUMAN, I AM NOT GOING TO SAY IF I AM OR NOT.
I WOULD SAY I AM REALLY AWESOME BUT ID PROBABLY BE LYING...WHERE I AM FROM I AM THE PERSON WITH THE SPLIT PERSONALITY, I AM EITHER EMO AND DEPRESSED OR HYPER AND WEIRD! ALSO I TEND TO SAY STUFF THAT ALOT OF PEOPLE CANNOT UNDERSTAND AND IF YOUR ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE THAT CAN THEN YOU ROCK!!!!

WE LOVE YOU EMMA! AND HILARI!!! I HOPE YOU TWO ENJOY YOUR NEW HOUSE IN HONG KONG, I WISH YOU WERENT MOVING SO FAR AWAY!!!!!!!!!

i got to say somthing, you suck, all of you do!

i dont really know that...but i am in a crappy mood so to me, all of you suck rigt now...

i have a feeling i am being watched right now!!!! nooooooooooooooo

DID I MENTION I HAVE THIS TENDENCY TO ALWAYS HAVE AN URGE TO ANNOY PEOPLE? BECAUSE I REALLY DO!

um i am 14 and use verizon wireless...

i am still waiting for some random cat to come to my town!

ok i want you all to know what i hate, weird movies, chocalte flavored icecream [sorry to all you chocolate icecream luvers] and i have this weird fear of bacon popping off the dish and eating me, i read that happens in this book i read on my old fanfiction account.