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Joined 12-06-08, id: 1762657, Profile Updated: 08-08-11

Hi my name is Jaimer! My likes are cooking, weapons throwing, books, music, fanfiction, constructive feedback, writing, Harry Potter, Naruto, Hetalia, pizza, Thai food, and I also like kitsunes because they are tricksters and the myth that they sneak elderly people the elixir of life in the middle of the night. My dislikes are people who block hallways, people who steal my food from the fridge, bad cafeteria food, Orochimaru, and bad music. My dream for the future... hmm... I guess is to live a meaningful and fulfilling life.

Some of my favorite quotes:

"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself." - Sir Richard F. Burton

"He not busy being born is busy dying." - Bob Dylan

"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell

"It seems to me that much of what we call education is really socialization. Consider what we do to our kids. Is it really a good idea to send your 6-year-old into a room full of 6-year-olds, and then, the next year, to put your 7-year-old in with 7-year-olds, and so on? A simple recursive argument suggests this exposes them to a real danger of all growing up with the minds of 6-year-olds. And, so far as I can see, that's exactly what happens. Our present culture may be largely shaped by this strange idea of isolating children's thought from adult thought. Perhaps the way our culture educates its children better explains why most of us come out as dumb as they do, than it explains how some of us come out as smart as they do." - Marvin Minsky

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." - C.S. Lewis

"Sometimes I have so much work to do but don't do it because I am a human, damn it. I am not some machine." - Neon Dingo

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The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 136,216 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 6,427 - Follows: 8,090 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P.
Proof of Concept by ianna28 reviews
The Avengers are a thing, Peter thinks it's exciting living with so many superheroes. Tony just wants to get Peter through school, and ignore all the signs of his growing attraction, and attachment, to a certain Super Soldier. Easy to do when old enemies are trying to take apart the Avengers. Why is Hydra involved in Tony's personal life anyway? Sequel to "Proof Positive" Slash
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 224,027 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 4/22/2016 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] Agent Phil Coulson, Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
Fate and Choice by Doppler Effect reviews
Harry was born a Hotchner. After a painful twelve years of separation, Hotch decides nothing is ever going to divide his family again. Not the looming threat of Tom Riddle, not the benevolent concern of the Hogwarts staff, not Hotch's own demons. Meanwhile, Harry struggles to balance his American family with the growing responsibility he begins to face in Britain.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 700,849 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 11/15/2016 - Published: 6/29/2016 - Harry P., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Shadowboxing by Kristen999 reviews
It doesn't matter how many times you fall – what matters most is how many times you get back up. Steve Rogers knew this lesson far too well and it was one Matt Murdock had endured all his life. With both men at their lowest, could a chance friendship bring each of them to their feet again? Crossover Daredevil and Captain America
Daredevil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,445 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/29/2016 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Matt M. - Complete
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 2719 - Favs: 6,707 - Follows: 4,876 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Time to Spare by Secondary Luminescence reviews
Cathryn Potter is on the run, but a letter from an old friend pulls her towards her past and her future. She's in Sokovia long before the Avengers finally track down Loki's scepter. Sequel to 'What Happened Between'. Fem!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 51,875 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 9/7/2016 - Complete
Valiant by Tsume Yuki reviews
When Loki's Staff spat out a girl with a lightning bolt scar, HYDRA were not expecting things to go downhill so fast. They certainly weren't expecting their new unknown to run off with the Winter Soldier. FemHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,103 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 5,645 - Follows: 3,350 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 7/9/2015 - [Harry P., Bucky B./Winter Soldier] Steve R./Capt. America, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Complete
Proof Positive by ianna28 reviews
Tony is no stranger to paternity claims from his female conquests. But when one of the tests actually comes back positive, he decides to not tell anyone about it. All Mary Parker wants is for Tony to spend a little time with their son. Then he goes missing for 3 months. Tony has a lot to think about in his life now, his company, his arc reactor, and Peter. Full summary inside.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,257 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 1/26/2016 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] Agent Phil Coulson, War Machine/James R. - Complete
Winter Blues by Tsume Yuki reviews
He kills fourteen HYDRA agents before they finally get him in a position where they can wipe him. But he never manages to quite stop the automatic flinch at that particular shade of green. FemHarry, (some smut)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 11/14/2015 - [Harry P., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier] James S. P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Heretic by black.k.kat reviews
At the last moment, Mito chooses to bind the Kyuubi to her rather than sealing it within herself. Decades later, Kushina takes up her burden, and finds that maybe it isn't such a burden after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 184 - Published: 9/22/2015 - [Kushina U., Minato N.] Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Fox and the Hound by Jedi Honor Bound Ninja reviews
There are so many 'what ifs' in life. What if the fox had never attacked? What if someone, anyone, had seen the misery of a little boy left alone in this world and decided to change that? Chapter 25 - Old Habits Posted!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 340,302 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 5,573 - Follows: 3,019 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Through the Eyes of Death by Writing bunny reviews
Naruto was touched by the Shinigami at birth. It left an effect, that is both a gift and a curse. How will Naruto deal?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,407 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 3,205 - Follows: 3,261 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Naruto U.
FairyTale by TheShopkeep reviews
Vacationing in Southampton with the Dursleys, Harry runs into a couple of dementors and DeathEaters, and meets one of the only people who will actually be able to help him in his fight with Voldermort. He just doesn't know it yet. 5th Yr. Hetalia. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,700 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011
Life Changed on a Shuttle by Danibat reviews
McCoy boards the shuttle with Joanna and they start a not so nuclear family when Jim talks to her while her dad freaks out. Life will never be the same. Will be lemony in the future. McCoy/Jim
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,534 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
Matter of Choice by sunnryder reviews
Jim Kirk runs away to San Francisco to find out more about his father, makes friends with Spock, pisses off the Romulan Empire, and crashes head first into a destiny he's not sure he's ready for. Friendship for now, eventually slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,405 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
And the Lake Will Run Red by uzumaki rakku reviews
"It's the promise of a lifetime! To me and to you and to Kakashi-sensei." But now, Kakashi watches in despair and horror as blood stains the water a deep, unending crimson. "To abandon one's duty is not courageous. Beneath the courageous, there is noth—"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,425 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.]
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2605 - Favs: 5,605 - Follows: 5,336 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9411 - Favs: 24,102 - Follows: 9,585 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete