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 Author has written 3 stories for Twilight. HELLO! This is sweetspaniel322 and What-About-Jacob! Or formerly known as Jackie and Emily. This is Emily right now, but we both use the account. This is for our HILARIOUS(jk) stories about Twilight that we write together. Jackie doesn't know I"m making the thing im writing now, but she will. You will be able to tell when its Jackie because she usually has the slapstick humor. Me on the other hand, I am more witty in that way. She's funnier, I am more ironic, I guess. Well lets start with Jackie. About JACKIE: Plays the flute. Is in 7th grade. has a min-pin/chiwawa named Candy and a spaniel named Jake. Loves to write. Likes Twilight, but isn't obsessed like me . . Is from Russia. LOVES to read and write, especially read. She never puts the freaking book DOWN!! Is now addicted to fanfiction(thank you, me) Has the best friend in the entire worl(MWA) Did I mention she loves to WRITE and is GOOD AT IT!! Yeah, I thought so... About EMILY: Plays clarinet. Is in 7th grade. has a min shnauzer named Princess. A bird named fluffy(AKA Cannibal) and a ferret named Willow(yes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer)IS absolutely OBSESSED with Twilight!! LOVES Taylor Lautner, Jacob, Seth, and Leah/ Jacob FanFic. Is VERY Random. Loves to write. has a newly found addiction to Crush Orange Soda... Will get VERY HYPER if fed anything with sugar. Is bestest friends with Jackie!! Ok, the picture is a picture of us. Jackie is on the right with the dark hair, Emily is on the right with the peace sign, blonde hair and thick rimmed glasses. Now you know them. From now on, when Jackie talks, it will be bold, and when Emily talks it will be Italic, for future reference. They will also speak in third party, Jackie, you had better pay attention. GO KRIS!! THE NEW AMERICAN IDOL!! From both... She could not have picked a better picture. JK!! Anyway, like Emily already said, she is obsessed with Twilight. That is so completely true. Everyday she tries to get me to look at a Twilight picture that I say I would look at and then lie about it. Why? Simple, her adjenda is not an adjenda any more. She has filled it up almost all the way with pictures of Twilight characters. If she drinks ANY kind of soda, beware. Because she will NOT shut up and will laugh like a maniac (me too). Anyway, Emily is a great writer, I find her stories interesting and hilarious. Since we always write and edit our stories, we've decided to combine our accounts. "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it." Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my dear children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. hahahahahaha these are HIL! We have s list of things that we hate about Twilight fanfiction. 1. 1: MARY FREAKING SUES!! IF WE WANTED ORIGINAl CHARACTERS WE WOULD BE READING ORIGINALS!! 2:Stereotypes:We've all read them. Alice obsessed with shopping, Jacob is all emo, so is Jasper, Emmett is some sex crazed hound, Rosalie is soooo into herself, Esme's a hyper clean freak, Carlisle is a, well I don't have one for him but you get my freakin point! 3. Unnessessary LEMONS!! People, both of us are 13 YEARS OLD! We would like to read fanfiction without having to bang our heads against the wall, break the computer in the process, and brainwashourselves. So thank you very much to those people who have caused our short term memory loss! Unessasary Swearing: How often do you start yelling out every curse word known to man in one sentence,...hm? Yeah, thats what I thought. 5: HORRIBLE PAIRINGS! Sorry, but I've read quite a few. Billy and CHARLIE? Nope. 6:AIM: GOD! I HATE THEM. Preveiw here Alice; OMG BELA WE SHOULD BUY SHOES! How am I spossed to take people seriously when they talk and write like that! OMG! Just Kidding 7:HUmongous RANTS! Oh...right |
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