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Hey! I'm Emily and I LOVE Twilight and Harry Potter fanfiction. If you have a fanfiction you want me to R&R just lemme know. Also, if you write twilight Fanfiction in Jane or Alec's POV please tell me!!

I Love Jane and Alec ~The Witch Twins~

20 things to do in a lift:

1. When there's only one other person in the lift, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

3. Call the Psychic Hotline from your mobile and ask if they know what floor your on.
4. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hey George. How's your day been?"

5. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

6. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

7. Move your desk into the lift and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

8. Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

9. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

11. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

10. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

11. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

12. Swat at flies that don't exist.

13. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

14. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

15. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

16. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

17. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

18. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passergers.

19. Listen to the lift walls with your stethoscope.

20. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

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A Piece of Mind by Melanda reviews
Jane's POV watching Edward at the clocktower in Volterra.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Alec and Jane by ReadingTwilight reviews
Ever wondered how Jane and Alec came to become the young vampires we now know? This is a 2shot of how the young twins transformed. From Alec and Jane's POV, the sad truth about the young vampires...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete