HE DAZZLE ME:
Hey! My real name is Lauren, but I don't like it. I'm basically your average twilight-loving obsessed girl! My favorite book of the series is what started it all-- Twilight, of course! I love all vampires and werewolves (shapeshifters, whatever). My favorite vampire, which suprisingly isn't Edward, is Emmett! He's just hilariously adorable, and I love the teddy bear he is! My favorite werewolf was Jacob until I read Breaking Dawn. Now, it has to be Seth. He's just so innocent and cute. I just want to hug him! I'm not going to pick between vampires and werewolves, because I love them both. And, who said you have to choose?

~~Favorite Quotes~~

"Housekeeping, you want me fluff pillow?"
-Richard Hayden, Tommy Boy

"T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!"
-Billy Madison, Billy Madison

"We sit in the visiting section... at our own school."
-Ronald Miller, Can't Buy Me Love

"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack."
-Demetri Martin

"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
-Bill Cosby

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
-W.C. Fields

"People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do, wish I was."