ClumsyInLovehide bio
 I wonder how much I can tell you without being boring. Media: HG Wells/Michael Crichton/Ray Bradbury sci fi novels, along with SNL and the Office Music: The fun stuff, like Animal Collective, Cut Copy, The Shins, Muse, Weezer, Bloc Party, Arcade Fire, Interpol, The Decemberists, etc. Miscellaneous Addictions: Frozen yogurt, bubble tea, and laughter. About my Projects: I've put all my projects on temporary hold due to my failure at timely updates. Revised versions should be up sometime in 2010. Quotes: "Today you are you; that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you." - Dr. Seuss "She was all of these things and of something more."- Betty Smith, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Ch. 8 "Art is not a study of positive reality, it is the seeking for ideal truth." - George Sand "What makes a desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well//what is essential, is invisible to the eye." - The Little Prince "Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple." - Dr. Seuss "You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you." - Ray Bradbury |
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La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7343 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 3,845 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 8121 - Favs: 10,581 - Follows: 4,104 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10842 - Favs: 12,318 - Follows: 12,822 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 283,921 - Reviews: 5420 - Favs: 3,708 - Follows: 3,417 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3758 - Favs: 4,556 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18550 - Favs: 7,743 - Follows: 3,738 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14509 - Favs: 16,742 - Follows: 8,701 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 7,205 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Girl with a Red Umbrella by spanglemaker9 reviews
Co-Written w/ justaskalice. Paris, 1950. Rosalie Hale went to Paris to study, then vanished without a trace. Her friend Bella has come to find her. Following a trail of clues left behind by Rose's letters, Bella searches for Rose and might find herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,197 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Green Dress by littlesecret84 reviews
Isabella Swan and Edward Cullen cross paths one evening. This will be a night that he never forgets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4139 - Favs: 4,278 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete