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After Life by arwenishtar reviews
In spite of the trauma he's endured, Ahkmenrah finally feels accepted by the museum's inhabitants- until the ghosts of his past return to haunt him. Desperate, he agrees to Larry's suggestion of therapy, despite his doubts. Can time truly heal? What exactly happened to him all those years ago? Will friendship and love be enough this time? Sequel to Life Afterwards.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,957 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 6/21/2017 - Larry D., Theodore Roosevelt, Ahkmenrah, OC
Escape The Smithsonian by Quicker Than Silver reviews
What would have happened had Kahmunrah not been the only Egyptian Pharaoh at the Smithsonian that night, what would have happened had his younger brother been there and what would have happened had the writers stuck to the original script? Needless to say, when the two are reunited it is far from a happy reunion. (Now complete after a very very long hiatus)
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,336 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Larry D., Ahkmenrah, Kahmunrah, Amelia E. - Complete
Life Afterwards by arwenishtar reviews
This is my take on how Ahkmenrah coped with museum life after being released for the first time. Not everyone's happy with his release, and trust must be earned. Will the pharaoh be able to make a life of his own, or will old worries bog him down? And how can he get past the fact most of the inhabitants could have freed him, but didn't? Will he ever belong? Does he even want to?
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 51,606 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 9/4/2016 - Theodore Roosevelt, Ahkmenrah, Sacagawea - Complete
Still Awake by fluffybuckybear reviews
Ahkmenrah, Lancelot, Tilly and all the other exhibits have gotten used to life at the British Museum. That is until one fateful dawn when something strange happens and they are whisked away on a new adventure; seeing old friends and making new ones. And, well, saving the world, again. Post-NATM3/Updated weekly or sooner/Rated T to be safe
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,450 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/9/2017 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Nicky D., Ahkmenrah, Sir Lancelot, Tilly
Battle of the Smithsonian, Revised by arwenishtar reviews
I know that some of you, at least, have already rewritten this movie. While I acknowledge, these wonderful, imaginative stories, this is my version of how this film should have played out; namely, what I think could have happened if Ahkmenrah had been included like the scriptwriters had originally planned. It's very rough, so please go easy on me. Thanks!:)
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,577 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 3/17/2016 - Ahkmenrah, Kahmunrah - Complete
Inside the Temple of Ahkmenrah by bemj11 reviews
Desperate, Larry released the mummy, but now that the battle is over and the museum is safe, what does he do with him now? What does the mummy mean by assuming command of his kingdom? How much of what Larry says does the mummy actually understand? Can museum exhibits eat? A series of stories beginning with Ahkmenrah's first night of freedom, some tragic, some lighter, some pure fun
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,097 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Larry D., Nicky D., Ahkmenrah, Sacagawea
Simon's Words by purplerayz reviews
That was all it took. That small moment of hesitation was all that was need for his reaction to be a second too slow. - Sequel to my story "Simon Says".
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,428 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Lessons Learned the Hard Way by MissdaVinci77 reviews
The BAU is threatened by a dangerous unSub holding one of their own hostage. What would each of them do to make sure their team member makes it home alive? Will they find him and how will Reid cope? Reid whumpage. I do not own Criminal Minds. Duh
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,716 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Simon Says by purplerayz reviews
You have a decision to make. Every hour that is. Either I kill someone, or I hurt him in whichever way I choose. - An unsub forces the team to make a hard decision.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,016 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Too Much at Once by cause.A.scene reviews
Basically, this is a "what if" story. What if Reid's gunsot wound in "Facelss, Nameless" was a bit more serious? Slight AU to part of "Faceless, Nameless" so, spoilers for that episode. Enjoy! Complete!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,082 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete