I see you have come here. Now get out. Or Slender Man will find you.

List of things I love.

1# Pepperoni Hot Pockets.

2# Yaoi and Yeri.

3# Velociraptors, any dinosaurs.

4# Slender Man. Creepy Pasta.

5# My best friends. (Pets)

6# Mooing at cows.

7# Hyenas.

8# Jurassic Park.

9# Spiders.

10# LEMONS!!!

List of things I hate.

1# Petro. (Filthy cockroaches)

2# Tomatoes. (I love spaghetti. But the tomato, the actual fruit disturbs me.)

3# People.

4# Fords. (One Super Bowl commercial ruined it. Look it up on YouTube. Ford the apocalypse commercial.)

5# Twilight. (VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE, DAMMIT!)

6# Trying to sleep in a car, but the sunlight hits your face.

7# Justin Bieber.

8# One direction.

9# When someone randomly throws a refrigerator at you.

10# Stubbing your toe.

I have one last thing to say. IF YOU MESS WITH THE COW, YOU GET THE UTTERS!