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Joined 05-25-09, id: 1946640, Profile Updated: 05-25-09

~Yaoi isn't my anti-drug. Yaoi is my drug.~

Yo. Well, if you're taking time out of your infinately short life to read my profile, you must want to know about me, ne?

As you can probably see, my pen name is Master Kyuubi-kun, but feel free to call me Kyuubi. I'm a die-hard yaoi fangirl. Seriously. One time I screamed 'BOY SMEX' at the lunch table because my buddy wrote Yaoi on her planner.

It's probably not healthy. Aw well. X3

My current obsession is Naruto (as if you couldn't tell), even though the manga is... frustrating, to say the least. (Sasuke, you jerk, drag your sorry ass back to Konoha and kick Hinata's face in!!) Ahaha, yeah, also, I'm not very tolerant of Sakura or Hinata. There are times where I have to admit that they're okay... but honestly, I wish death upon them both. -_-'' However, I will not go into a huge rant about why SasuNaruSasu is so much better than NaruHina/NaruSaku/SasuSaku/SasuHina. (Where did people come up with that last one? o.0) I will have intelligent debates... 'intelligent' meaning having facts to back up your opinions, not just "STFU, SASUNARU IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN NARUHINA!!" "WHATEVER, N00B, NARUHINA PWNS YO BUTTS!!"

That does nothing but annoy everyone.

Oh, and here's random fact for you: I have no religion. I really don't care what happens to me after I die; I'll find out when I get there. No point in trying guess, I say. Because of that, my (heavily Christian) parents are trying to force me to follow Christian beliefs. It's... well, it's not pleasent. Let's just leave it at that.

Thankfully enough, though, my parents don't care what a person's sexual orientation is. Personally, I'm straight, and I have an almost-boyfriend (we're getting there, shut up), but a few of my very close friends are gay. Mel, Rustan, if you're reading this, I bought you chocolate!! XD Now I just have to ship it to Australia without it melting. o.o

I live in Alaska. There, now you know, you stalkers. Currently it's May 25th, and it's 65 degrees. We have all the windows open, the fans are on, and people are crashing on the couch and swarming the pools. 65 degrees for us feels like 100 degrees... it's just not right!! How do you southern people keep from frying to a crisp?

Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, Case Closed, Vampire Knight, Chibi Vampire, Gimmick!, Black Cat, Loveless, and Gravitation.

Favorite TV Shows: THE BIG BANG THEORY! Oh god, that is the best show ever!! XD And Doctor Who.

Favorite Pairings:
Naruto-
NaruSasu (Because Sasuke is Naruto's bitch!!)
NaruGaa
KakaIru
ItaDei
SasoDei
KyuuMina (I know it's strange, but c'mon people! Kyuubi/Minato needs some love!!)
GaaNeji
GaaLee

Death Note-
LxLightxL
LightMikami
MattMello
MelloNear
MikamiMatsuda (Wow, I have thing for odd pairings, don't I? XD)

Inuyasha-
SessMir (C'mon, people! I love this pairing! It needs a following!!)
InuMir
SessInu (Yes, I have fallen prey to the Inu-cest. TT_TT)
InuKouga (You can't say you didn't see it coming.)
SessKag (gasp It's het! Oh god, look, it's a het pairing in a yaoi author's profile!!)

So, there's a bit about me, and some of my views on life. Satisfied? (Honestly, who really reads profiles anyway?)

And now, who's up for random stuff to make my profile bigger? =D

WHY NARUSASU OVER SASUNARU!

Commen Misconceptions in Naruto and Sasuke's Reltionship!

You're not a real SasuNaruSasu fan untill you're seen this!

ZOMG YAOI SANDWICH!! =D

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other’s lives on several occasion - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura... I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

You say 50 cent - I say Disturbed
You say britney spears - I say My Chemical Romance
You say akon - I say Foo Fighters
You say jonas brothers -I say Linkin Park
You say justin timberlake - I say ACDC
You say high school musical - I say Avenged Sevenfold
You say miley cyrus - I say 30 Seconds to Mars
92 of kids have turned to rap, pop, and hip-hop. If you’re one of the 8 who like to HEADBANG and DISTURB THE PEACE copy and paste this into your profile.
HELL YEAH BABY!!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Spare me the ignorance)
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Fangirl (noun): A female, usually between the ages of 12 and 19, that is obsessed with a particular fictional character and, in turn, the actor that portrays said character. Avoid fangirls in large groups, as they do turn to swarm, and if you are unlucky enough to catch them near the object of admiration, cover your ears. They have a bat-like shriek that can be heard from several city blocks away. All young actors beware.
Hey, it's me!! XD

WARNING! Spoilers for the Naruto manga chapters and swearing ahead!!

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Sai, Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Kakashi, Itachi, Iruka, Gaara… the list goes on and on and on…

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

SasuNaruSasu, KakaIruKaka, ItaDei, GaaIta, NaruGaa, and GaaNeji.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan?

Yaoi all the way, bizznitch!!

4. Have you ever dreamed of a Naruto character? Who?

Yeah, I had just seen the episode where Sasuke met up with Itachi (finally) and so I was dreaming that Naruto was getting the shit beaten out of him by Tachi-kun… so when I woke up with major stomach pains the first thing I said to my mother (still half asleep) was: “Make Itachi stop! Make him stop and it’ll go away!”

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.

Posters, Hitai-Ate, books, anime, cards, wristbands, Naruto & Sasuke plushes, keychains.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?

Not really. _’’ I’m not that desperate.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

KibaHina, because Naruto belongs to Sasuke. _

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SASUNARU!! Or, actually, NaruSasu. Because Sasuke is Naruto’s bitch.

9. Which team is your favorite?

Team Seven… plus Sai. I love Sai!

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

No, cuz Tobi is Madara Uchiha… sniff

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

It’s not a theory anymore, BITCHES!! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! hugs Papa Uzumaki

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Itachi. Second is Deidara. And I love Pein’s piercings!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Pro-Sasuke, cuz he needs the love.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? I skipped the filler… too mind-numbing.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Yes!! But the NaruHina-ness is annoying the fucking hell out of me!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Naw, he was just… really random and hyper as a child.

17. Sub or dub?

SUBS. Though the dubs are funny sometimes but most of the time they ruin the anime!

8. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

God, she’s so useless! Anti-Sakura, completely!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

FUNNY.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

...obviously.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

UUUUUUGGGGLLLLLYYYYY, but he's pretty cool!

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Seeing as Haku has before, him. Then Deidara… mwahahaha OH OH! SASUKE IN A MINI-SKIRT!!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Weird, in an awesome way.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Aw, even though I love little uke Sasuke… I have to say ultra-seme Naruto. Just because it gives him the credit he deserves.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

More than is healthy. XD

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Yes, but I have serious updating issues…

27. Do you like lemons?

Only if it includes little uke Sasuke and macho Naruto seme. licks lips

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Down to their birthdays. I’ve actually lectured them about Sasuke before… and they listened! It was fucking awesome!!

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Yes!! Gaara of the FUNK! mm-ch-mm-ch-mm-ch-OW!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

No, but I guess I’ll have to, huh?

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Yes, only all of my friends! XD

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes XD It was so fucking cool.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

Haha, yes, but it was more like ‘OMG HOW THE HELL DO YOU DRAW THAT?!’

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Unfortunately yes, but I don´t regret any of it!

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Fuck yes…

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Yes, just so I can tell Ero-sennin that smut is better with BOYS!!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

XD No, because Pein is the leader.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?

I can only draw canines, so I usually end up drawing Kyuubi! XD I have upwards of fifty by now.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

After you get used to it, yes! Sorry, I’m strange… I love the wings…

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

No, but I´m open to them, as long as they disturb Naruto and Sasuke’s relationship.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

HELL FUCKING YUS, BIZZNITCH!!

If Yaoi were vodka
And I were a duck
I'd swim to the bottom
And never come up
But Yaoi ain't vodka
And I ain't duck
So gimme the Yaoi

And Shut The Fuck Up.

There are only three kinds of girls:
Those who love yaoi
Those who hate yaoi
And those who don't know what it is