EmmettIsAGator
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Joined 12-08-08, id: 1764802, Profile Updated: 12-08-08

Well, there isn't a whole lot to me. I am really friendly, but when I first meet you, I come off as pretty shy. I play Bass Clarinet in the Grissom High School Band. I play softball, but not for Grissom, and absolutley love it. :D I loooove sports and despise obnoxious fans. Never use the word "ugly," "hate," or the F-word around me.

I'm really sensetive, and so be really careful what you say to me. Girls, there's more to guys than their looks. I mean, heck, the people that know me will defenetly understand that. I'm really loving, and probably too trusting. A lot of times, the ones I give my love to don't deserve it, but that doesn't mean I take it back. I don't usually give people a reason to dislike me because what I have to say about them, I KEEP TO MYSELF. I love my University of Florida Gators and hope to attend there one day. :D
If you wanna know more, just ask. :D

Interests: Ben Affleck. Casey Affleck. Tom Brady. Christmas. Computers. Riley Cooper. Matt Damon. Dogs. Chris Evans. Family. Football. Friends. Rex Grossman. Tyler Hansbrough. Lee Humphrey. Ashton Kutcher. Matt LaPorta. Matt Long. Kellan Lutz. Movies. Music. Softball. Sports. Tim Tebow. Volleyball. Writing.

If you ask me what is on my iPod, my response will be either, "Here, you look," or "Everything except opera."

The Twilight series is amazing. :

The Bourne series by Robert Ludlum is genius is amazing. :

Life Expectancy by Dean Koontz is my favorite book!

My favorite quotes:

Bonnie: Did your little hamster stop running around the wheel?

Steven Riddick: "OW!"
Me: "Why'd you hit him?"
Delon Showers: "Because he told a black joke and it wasn't funny."

Jovonne Baker:" What does 'gullible' mean?"

Jamie Kyle: "I'm not gonna answer that for personal safety reasons."

Ethan Coggin: "I just call everything beastly. Actually, that's kind of bad. You wouldn't want your ice cream to be beastly. 'I tried to eat it, but it bit me!' "

Speedman: "Let's go get those Viet Chongs!"
Chino: "It's Viet Chong. It's already plural. You wouldn't say Chineses."

Emmett Cullen: "Whoo! Go Gators!"
Charlie: "Florida winning?"
Emmett: "Just scored the first touchdown...'bout time somebody scored around here."

Barney on The Simpsons: I used to be a fat, disgusting slob.

Swatowski: I’m sorry I brokeded your toy.
Adam Sandler: No, no. That’s a good thing. In fact, why don’t you share a victory hug with caretaker?
Chris Rock: What?!
Swatowski: Hugs Caretaker really hard
Chris Rock: ...Asshole!

Danny Wuerffel: They told me if I won all these awards, people would be falling at my feet, but this is ridiculous.

"Drink apple juice 'cause OJ will kill you."

Matthew McConaughey: 1' x 6', huh? Same coverage, less boards

Rusty Ryan: Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious, but I can't talk about it, and I can't talk about why.
Linus Caldwell: ...Ooooh!

Kyle Jeter: Son of a bee sting!