Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .

Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.

When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU

It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.

New Moon AU - After leaving Bella, Edward gradually loses control of his ability. When he is led to believe that she is dead, Edward cracks, leaving Bella as the only one who can pick up the pieces. Co-written with Jacyevans.

AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.

Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.

She came. She came and destroyed my life. And now I've started my new life. New life if that's what you call it. I've become what I wanted most. But without the one I wanted most. Go figure. I'm not Bella Swan anymore. I'm Bella Suicide. /Continued.\

Four months after Edward and the Cullens leave. Bella's vampire bite starts acting up in strange ways. Without the help of the Cullens, Bella is left alone to deal with what may happen. Epilouge now added!

AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?

Bella decides that it's time to find out who she really is and that means stepping out of her privileged life as a Cullen and taking flight on her own. Can different paths lead two people to the same destination? AH

By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.

Bella is something special. She's known ever since she was 13, though she's never told anyone. What happens when she's sent to Forks and meets another mythical creature, a vampire, Edward.

Bella is new in Forks, and she's already crushing on Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen, a misunderstood poet, is totally crushing on Bella Swan, but he has a few secrets-including a rep as a dangerous bad boy and the town pariah. AU/AH, adult themes, language

Here are 51 Things That Emmett Cullen Cannot Do Anymore. These stories are why The Indifferent Child Of Earth wrote the 51 things that Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do.

Bella is drunk and her and Emmett are writing songs about some of the people they know. Please review, even if you hate it x

Nessie is all grown up and attending high school with her family. There she falls for a boy at school and Jake is crushed. He hasn't told her about him imprinting on her and is afraid of how she will react. Also old friends pay them a visit.

Marie Swan Cook lived in fear of her husband James. After escaping and assuming a new identity as Bella, will she be able to start over again and learn to trust and love another man with the help of her neighbor Edward Masen? AH, OOC, BxE, AxJ, EmxR

A crack fic in honor of Limona's birthday. Bella goes on a talk show to determine the father of her baby. This is not meant to be taken seriously AT ALL. ooc/ah

When Bella becomes a vampire, all seems good. but when starting anew at a school in Vermont, will she be too human?

AU: How can one year change the world of Twilight? Bella moves to Forks in her Senior year instead of Junior year. How will this change her personality and what happens when she meets another Cullen before Edward? EdwardxBella and BellaxCarlisle Lemons. COMPLETE.

Edward breaks up with Bella. A few days later Bella goes out with a new attitude. She shows Edward how to move on.

The Cullen's hear about Bella being in the hospital fighting for her life and rush to save her... will they be in time? A story filled with suspense and sorrow, guarantee's to keep you on the edge of your seat.

17 year old Emma absolutly loves twilight. When Her dad moves to forks and asks her to come with, imagine her exicitment! but what she doesn't know is that she is about to meet her beloved characters. Takes place 50 years after breaking dawn.

A one-shot based on Taylor Swift's song "You Belong With Me" and its music video.

AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E

Bella discovers she’s pregnant while her husband, Edward, is out fighting in the war. As time progresses, why isn’t she hearing from her husband? Fluffy One-shot. All Human.

Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.

Emmett is Bella's big brother, but when she moves with Renee when she is 3 they are separated. She gets news that her brother died in a bear attack,but is that really what happened? What happens when all the Cullens, Swans, and Blacks meet each other? R&R

Emmett Cullen gets put into Bella's math class. Hilarity is guaranteed when Emmett "falls asleep" in class. slightly crackfic.

Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?

During the summer between Twilight and New Moon Bella and Edward share many days and nights together. In these up coming chapters we explore the possible scenarios that might take place if Edward were to plan all the dates. Rated T for safety.

The Cullens move to a new town in Montana and decide to let the people there know that the Cullen Family is in town... by playing pranks in Wal-mart. This is about 70 years after Bella has been married to ewdard and changed into a vampire. R&R

Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.

Inspired by the indifferent child of earth's 51 things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do..comes 61 things Bella Swan is not allowed to do. One shot! May be sequels.

It's a Sunday afternoon and Emmett is bored out of his mind. The rest of the family went hunting. Emmett cooks up a plan and picks up the phone,"Hey, Bella.I know something we can do. Come over as soon as you can." Used to be a one shot!

Why I was in Rio, I honestly couldn't tell you. But how I got here, and the aftermath of that decision, I could. They owed me big time after this.

Post Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!

Emmett is makeing a list of things he can do to freak his family out. But he also adds in Bella. He reaches into the dark places of his mind to make the list. But will the family find out that such a list is real? This is a ONESHOT! Please R&R!

AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!

Edward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!

Bella and Edward are just spending the day together with rather interesting conversations. dont know why i put rated T, i just did

Bella drinks Rockstar. A very silly, funny one shot.

A century later, Bella returns to say one last goodbye. Inspired by the song by Linkin Park.

This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!

Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.

The bruise on my face feels like it is black. My limbs hurt, as the taste of blood makes me dizzy. Lying on my small bed, in the small room I can see were everything went wrong. I was born... Read a few chpters in. PPl have loved it.

Emmett was bored so he sets up his own website. A website in which people give him random things to do, and being Emmett the Experienced, he has to do it all. What kind of trouble will this vampire get in to? Read on to find out. Emmett's P.O.V

For the sake of this one-shot Breaking Dawn never happen – not that I have anything against the book. My version of Bella’s first day in high school as a vampire. ONE-SHOT BXE

WINNER at the Twilight Awards! Best Nessie and Jacob fic. Post Breaking Dawn. Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOT

COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.

Emmett helps wake Bella up with a not so pleasant surprise. RATED K FOR STUPID HUMOR. Oneshot for now

Bella spends an evening with Emmett and Carlisle while the rest of the family is away hunting and Edward is decidedly unamused when Alice has a vision of what they're up to.

My way? But I came here for Bella!" Emmett has some fun while doing some errands for Alice. Can fast food survive Emmett?

Not your usual list. What #200 on the 'You know you're obsessed with Twilight when...' was referring to.

All human! Laundromats can be fun! Lemon! One-shot!

Bella gets bored one day and listens to music. Title explains all. I do not own the song 'I kissed a girl' or twilight.

Emmett's bored so he asks Jasper to play rock, paper, scissors with him. No good can come out of it. EVER. ONESHOT Rated T for very mild language

She came. She came and destroyed my life. And now I've started my new life. New life if that's what you call it. I've become what i wanted most. But without the one i wanted most. Go figure. I'm not Bella Swan anymore. **Adopted by Lollirotxox**

Bella and the Cullen's discover the secret of Note Passing and AIM. What fun will they have? What trouble will they get into? Bach, the Bleach Monster, Exploding COOKIES! Read on to find out :D

Edwards 107 Birthday, and Camp Rock are on the same day, What happens when those two collide? 5 exasperated Vampires, one excited human, One excited pixie Vampire, and lots of Rockin' Performances!/ R&R please :D

Everything was perfect. If you minus the fact that the wedding less than a week away and my vampire fiancé has more than willing dropped all of his boundaries and is now testing his limits. Stupid obsessive sex driven vampires! BXE Lemon one-shot.

Bella has a rough time with cutting a mango and baking a potato. The Cullens are enjoying her suffering. Based on a true story...This is kinda dumb, I advise you to NOT read it.

Who remembers you when you are gone?

Edward buys Bella a kitten. Chaos ensues.

The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.

Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.

Edward has a confession to make that may be upsetting. It involves a Jonas brother, him, and Vegas. That's all I'm gonna say!

Edward gets Rhonda pregnant. Just so you know, Rhonda is the Volvo. Yep, it's demented.

Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!

Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE

AU: On a spur of the moment decision the Cullens choose to stay in Denali instead of moving to Forks. How will fate make Bella and Edward meet?

What happens when Alice gets the whole gang involved in a game of Truth or Dare? You'll be surprised where it ends up...Read to find out!

This is the Epilogue to my story Truth or Dare: Cullen Style!. I have said previously that story was finished, but I wanted to do an Epilogue to it, and felt the need to make a separate story for it. Read the end of that story before you start this one!

What if Renee never left Forks? How would that affect Bella when she meets the new kids her first day of Freshmen year at Forks High?

Bella goes too far with Jacob, what is the line between being comforted and taking advantage of friendship? What happens when Edward comes back? Sometimes a mistake has to be made in order to make things right. B.E fic.

The graduating class at Forks High School takes a senior trip to San Francisco, California. Edward has plans for Bella on their free night. A ‘semitone’ is the smallest difference between two musical notes.

Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!

I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B

Bella is at Jessicas party, and get's drunk and drugged. What will the Cullen's do? My first story, full of spelling mistakes and kinda funny, so please be nice! :

They always knew Bella was different. But they can't even imagine just how different she really is. Something happens on her 18th birthday that will change her life forever.

Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!

This is just a piece about Bella and Jacob spending an evening at the beach. BElla has decided to amend their freidnship. Rated M for sexual content.

There was no way I could have know that Edward Cullen would kill me that day. It just happened. Like tripping on a crack in the concrete, or missing the game winning goal in gym. He had no control. He killed me and there was nothing I could do to stop it.

The whole gang, at the Cullen house, trapped inside on a rainy night. Add some boredom, and throw in Emmett’s competitiveness, Bella’s clumsy streak, Rosalie’s vanity, Alice’s quirky sense of humour, Edward’s protectiveness, Jasper’s naivety and Carlisle

So, Bella, you’re a vampire but you have no idea how you got that way. What’re you gonna do? And where’s lover boy? Wow, life must hate you. [Alternate Epilogue posted]

This was a Twilight Christmas story challenge. It had to include an awful lot in a oneshot: see the AN before the story. Merry Christmas!

How did Edward spend Christmas away from Bella and his family? Yes, it’s sappy. Yes, it’s predictable. But it’s Christmas what do you expect?

Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...

Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.

Follow Jasper as he assaults Edward and anyone who gets in his way with a plethero of unwanted emotions! Mild language and sexual references. Chapter 2 'ANGST' now here! Review peeps!

Bella is sick and Edward is worried.

Just a one shot. Nothing special. Bella spends a day with Jacob and then something happens.

And you think you're uncomfortable around that time of the month? Try being Bella. Oneshot, written for a laugh