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 Author has written 4 stories for Twilight. Hey u guys out there! Check out both of my best friends stories they are awsome! bibi1997324 and cathyrulz4Ever/FanFlover10! I love you guys!! Hi!I'm twilightwatcher12345(A.K.A Tammy or by my mysterious author name Cindy lou garcia :P) FYI I read the book first before I saw the movie (the movie had already come out and I was still reading the book so thats considered reading it before I watched the movie so ha!) My age:5-100 (you guess) My b-day:7/13/I forgot (not really) Great now u hve all the info you need 2 know me! Hooray!! Thanks for readin my BS! :P pics of bellas school for story 'scarred player' (oh and just the pic on the homepage not the other weird stuff ok) 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (Writes down name seperately) 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Red 3. Your first initial? T 4. Your month of birth? July 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? White 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. (Writes it down somewhere else.) 7. Your favorite number? 13 8. Do you like California or Florida more? California 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lake 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). (Writes it down somewhere else.) Are you done? Yup I am. If so, scroll down Ok :) (don't cheat--)...Fine. -_- I know...haha it would be so funny if someone wrote down their cousin or something. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile (I did this when my friend told me a joke while this dude was in trouble and i started to laugh like crazy. It was awkward!I still laugh at the joke though) If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. (The Vampire Diaries: The Awakening) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (At least I don't think I have...) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (Almost every night...) If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile(I really don't do that but hey what are you gonna do?) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. (A girl called me weird once, I smiled and thanked her!) If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. (All the time...) If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've had at least one friend move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. (As long as I’ve got my best friend, I’m good!) If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile (Every time I meet a hot guy, otherwise I never shut-up) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like killing someone ~or more than one person~ because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile . 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. (Hit my head) If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think rock, paper, scissors solves everything then put this in you’re profile! If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into yours If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, Bella, Alice, or any other Twilight names, copy this into your profile. If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (More times than I can count...) If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile! Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile. (Hmm, let's see... I love rock n' roll, hey look! I do know!) If you have ever attacked someone with joy, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have someone you love as a sister, copy and paste this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. (I still try to, and I'm determinded to actually do it one day) If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have not succeeded :() If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. (See the next two copy and paste things for further info) If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile. If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile. (I was at school and this girl was reading eclipse and i started talking to her) If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy this into your profile. If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. You can blame all your problems on two invisible people named 'Juan' and 'Cindy', if you believe this, copy this into your profile. If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile 98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs. If you've ever cursed really loudly, and then realized that a teacher was standing right behind you, copy and paste this into y our profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile girl language WHEN I FLIP MY HAIR WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU WHEN I POUT MY LIPS WHEN I KICK & PUNCH WHEN I CALL YOU A LOSER WHEN I AM SILENT WHEN I IGNORE YOU WHEN I PULL AWAY WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING IF I DONT CALL YOU WHEN IM SCARED WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER WHILE I HOLD YOUR HANDS Girls 50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS: 1, What color is your toothbrush? Pink! 2, Name one person who made you smile today: Ezie (Ezequiel A.K.A my bro.) 3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning: Sleeping :P 4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Tricking my brother about the toothfairy...haha 5, What is your favorite candy bar? Almond joy! 6, Have you ever been to a strip club? Ew no, perv. 7, What is the last thing you said aloud? Stupid you're not supposed to sit on the crate with the pillow on top! (don't ask) 8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Cookies n cream!! 9, What was the last thing you had to drink? Cold milk. 10, Do you like your wallet? Uh i don't have a wallet but i do like my dad's it has weird pocket thingies. 11, What was the last thing you ate? A spoonful of chocolate frosting! 12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Yeah a grey tunic thing. 13, The last sporting event you watched? Football! 14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Cheddar flavored popcorn!! 15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too? Bibi! 16, Ever go camping? Haha outside in my backyard. 17, Do you take vitamins daily? No but once in a while. 18, Do you go to church every Sunday? No but I go to monthly cleansings... 19, Do you have a tan? Yeah it's a genetic thing... 20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? gasp* No! Well maybe with sushi...or is that Japanese? 21, Do you drink your soda with a straw? No it tastes too fizzy when I do that. 22, What did your last text message say? 'Ok ttyl :)' 23, What are you doing tomorrow? Not much gonna babysit my lil brother. 25, Look to your left, what do you see? My window's curtain. 26, What color is your watch? I don't have a watch the last one was black with silver though... 27, What do you think of when you hear Australia? Koala! 28, What is your birthstone? Ruby 29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Drive thru, to lazy to get down -_- 30, What is your favorite number? 13! :D 31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? My cousin 32, Any plans today? No it's night time but I guess sleep... 33, How many states have you lived in? One, never been out of state anyway. (I live in Texas) 34, Biggest annoyance right now? My lil bro who won't leave my room. 35, Last song listened to? Fuel to the fire by the maine. 36,Can you say the alphabet backwards? Lol yeah I do i practiced once with my bro's after we watched amazing crime videos. 37, Do you have a maid service clean your house? Used to have a live in nanny but she got fired for hitting my brother...(he was 2) 38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? My multi colored flats. 39, Are you jealous of anyone? Yeah, but who isn't? 40, Is anyone jealous of you? Um i don't know? 41, Do you love anyone? Ya my family and friends, don't have a person i 'love' yet. 42, Do any of your friends have children? No i hope not until they are at least 18. 43, What do you usually do during the day? I don't really do much just watch tv write and sometimes other stuff. 44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now? Hmm no not really I don't really like to hate people. 45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily? Lol yeah I do this thing with my dad where i say 'Hello father,' yeah u need to be there to understand... 46, What color is your car? Don't have a car but if i do i'll get one that is yellow, blue, or black. 47, Do you like cats? I love all animals!!^^ 48. Are you thinking about someone right now? Yeah. . . 49, Have you ever been to Six Flags? Lol yes was supposed to go during school this year but it rained and we went to an imax theatre and dave and busters...went the other year though. 50, How did you get your worst scar? Yeah got the scar on my arm from a knife... Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I could tell you what happened in the first chapter of Eclipse, but then I would have to kill you. I ran with scissors, and lived! Did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man. I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey! I don't want no Fanfiction, all I want is bubblegum, bazooka zooka bubblegum! Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. Edward Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out loud? When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage s, we're really going at one thing, staying strong. Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3? I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y". I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. The wasting of finite resources is everyone's busness! I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment? When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say. When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. Vampire's like Baseball? You're just jealous because we act retarted in public and people still love us! You're intoxocated by my very presence They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back.you don't determine who has more fun by the colour of their hair,orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. so STFU YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever. I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: sexier Than You since 1901 If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. 1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they dont like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you dont even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably wont get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know. 15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. So, to all my friends reading this, YOU'RE GREAT! Select my name and press ALT + F4 Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile My Mother Taught Me… 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you idiot. Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions. Sorry I am being Chased by 6 Penguins and they seem to want my ButterFinger but damnit they can't have it. So I will be back after I have run them over with my Barbie Car. The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole. If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core. There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also do not bite the tires, especially while the bike is moving.Our lawyers made us put these warnings in. -In a manual for a motorcycle what happens if you get scared half to death twice? I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings? Let me call an ambulance. I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack every fight is a food fight when you are a cannibal.being the employee of the month is a good example of how you can be a winner and a loser at the same time.A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat. Be optimistic, all the people you hate are going to die eventually. Smile. It confuses people. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? When life gives you lemons, throw them at people you don't like. Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls The race for perfection has no finish line- so technically, it's more like a death march. Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots. The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. A FRIEND WILL BACK UP A LIE A FRIEND WILL TRY TO STOP YOU FROM FIGHTING A STRANGER FOR LOOKING AT A FRIEND WILL TELL YOU WHEN YOU HAVE A BOOGER HANIGING OUT OF YOUR NOSE You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ? The Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. road to success is always under construction. Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal. 43 of all statistics are useless. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor. Born free… taxed to death. a good friend will cheer you up when people pss you off. a good friend helps you up if you trip, but Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver Dont' knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that Fishing is the sport of drowining worms. I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross raods and not have their motives questioned You can't plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina. The tip of a 1/3 inch long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph 13 people each year are killed by Vending Machine's falling on them. Odds of being killed in a tornado- 1 in 2 million. You are more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark The longest kiss on record lasted 130 hours and two minutes. The average 4-year-old asks over 400 questions a day. • The average person speaks about 31,500 words per day. • 40 per cent of women have hurled footwear at a man.(I have done that already : ) ) Approximately 97.3978271128 per cent of all statistics are made up. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 14 things to do at wal-mart! 1. Open a bag of marbels and spread it all over the toy section and blame it on the ghost. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! ) 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" STORY A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, being employee of the month is one example of being a winner and a loser at the same time Death is God's way of saying, "Your fired!" Suicide is a human's way of saying, "You can't fire me I quit!" If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn we fucked up! But that shit was fun!" Fear is not power. A beaten dog may fear you, but once you turn your back he's gonna strike. Real power comes from respect. -Def Jam Nobody can do everything. But everybody can do something. The regrets we have in life are the risks we never take. A life without danger is a waste of oxygen. He said "I love you" to me and I sneezed and said, "Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit." Don't take life too seriously. It's not permanent. You're my girl to the fullest and if you're shootin down the place then I'm bringin the bullets! Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over. Boys are like trees. It takes 50 years for them to grow up! A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "It because you're gay isn't it?" Dear lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods, because lord if I pray for strength I'm afraid I'll beat him to death. AMEN! In order for three people to keep a secret, two of them must be dead. If you and your best friend never argue, never yell, and always agree, it's because one of you is lieing. My door is always open. Feel free to walk out. She looked at me and said, "He's different." I laughed and said, "Girl, there ain't no such thing!" -Me Nothing lasts forever. So live it up, drink it down. Laugh it off, avoid the bullshit. Take chances never have regrets. Because at one point in your life, everything you did is exactly what you wanted! What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us. Friends will say, "You deserve better!" But a best friend will prank call him saying, "You're gonna die in seven days!" She will chase you around for awhile; but there's going to be a day when she stops running in circles around you. She's going to get over you at that very moment you're going to wish you had let her catch you. I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. xoxoxoxo When I'm in a sober mood, I worry work and think. When I'm in a drunken mood, I gamble, fight and drink. But when all my moods are over. And the world has come to pass. I hope they bury me upside-down, so the world can kiss my ass! xoxoxoxo We were given two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other one was given to someone for us to find. xoxoxoxox Keep your head up high gorgeous. There are a lot of girls who would kill to see you fall. xoxoxox Don't ever be afraid to come to me and cry. Don't ever hesitate to look me in the eyes. Don't ever be afraid to tell me how you feel. Coz your my girl...And we gotta keep it real. xoxoxoxox I ain't looking down, but I see no one above me. It's hard to wait around for something that you know might never happen but it's harder to give up, when you know it's everything you ever wanted. Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh. Every tear has made me stronger. xoxoxox When you chew gum before you kiss, it actually makes your breath smell worse than before because of your salivary glands ... Mints work much better(: GUYS- It is much more romantic to kiss us in a park or under the stars than to kiss in your disgusting bedroom or in the movie theaters GIRLS- Just because a guy kisses you every 10 minutes doesn't mean he's using you ..he's just a little horny ;) there's no problem with that!! -- It has been proven that when people with the same hair color kiss, it is more romantic than that of a different hair color!! ( I D0NT KNOW WHY ) -- your first kiss isnt always your best kiss -- If you can tie a knot in a cherry with your tounge, it doesn't mean you are a good kisser .. it just means your tounge muscles are strong -- ALL girl's are not hoes, and ALL guys are not players. Everyone gets a little horny sometimes Be a great kisser with these tips -- touch his/her face -- run your fingers through his/her hair -- kiss softly at first, then apply more pressure -- hold your kissing partner (yup, it's a language) methods of Love... advice= xoxoxoxo ._.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. Try Reading This: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! xoxox The one thing worse than a boy that hates you: a boy that loves you. "I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends."- Nudge -Maximum Ride Everyone knows the best way to convince someone you're not lying to them, is to tell them you are. Perfect men are only fictional. When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you. Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies. A true friend never gets in the way, unless you happen to be going down. Tellinr a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you can feel that warm feeling. A man who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on. It's true that we don't know what we've got, until we lose it. It's also true that we don't know what we've been missing, until it arrives. Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. I told my wife that a husband is life wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. It takes 46 muscles to frown, but only 4 to flick'em the bird. I wanna die like Grandpa did. Sleeping peacefully. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. xoxoxoxo What are three words to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." Three words to ruin a man's ego: "Is it in?" Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: Where the heck is the ceiling? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. Guys: NO SHIRT, NO SERVICE. Girls: NO SHIRT, NO CHARGE. He who laughs last, thinks the slowest. When there's a will, I want to be in it. One bright morning... Once a girl on a boat walked up to her friend and says," I figured out why life savers are called life savers, because they look like the floating thing". Then the boy says "Duh, what did u think they were for". "I thought they were called that because if you were to choke on them you could breathe through the hole." They laugh because we're losers... People say I'm stupid, I tell them not to be jealous! (THIS POEM IS WORTH CRYING OVER!) My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says it’s my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But it’s now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. xoxoxoxo Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". xoxoxoxo Light travels faster than sound. That's why people seem bright. Until they speak. Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile. When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? When did I find out I was God? I was praying and realized I was talking to myself. Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. Guns don't kill people. It's the person who pulled the trigger and let loose the bullet. Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo. A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. xoxoxoxo Please stop shouting at me I'm already screaming at myself Please stop hating me I already hate myself Please stop lying to me You already lie to the world Please stop saying it I know I'm a stupid girl Please stop killing me I'm already dying inside Please stop asking You know I'll never confide Please stop staring at me You know I'm already ashamed Please stop hurting me You know I'm already in pain Please stop asking me You know I can't tell you what's wrong Please stop saying it You know I'll never be strong Please stop glaring at me You know I can't look at your eyes Please stop watching I can tell you I'm covered with lies Please stop trying You've already failed me before Please stop critisising You know I can't take any more Please stop laughing You know that it hurts when you do Please stop pretending Because you only care about you xoxoxo Why do you always tell me to leave? I guess I'm kind of hard for you to believe. To believe that what I'm talking to you about really matters, and when you just ignore me, my feelings seem to scatter. It almost feels like you don't care, even though you've always been there. You've given me life, but you've also given me pain, and though it's all too simple, I know, from this I have nothing to gain. I can't leave here or say goodbye, so all I can do for now is try. Try to get you to notice and understand, that you should know you were the first to hold my hand. What I'll do now is sit back and wait, and hope that my forgiveness isn't too late. I know you love me like you do the rest, but it's always that you seem to love them the best. I guess I'll keep remembering all the things you've done for me, and hope that you'll continue to care, we'll just have to wait and see. I love you dearly, just as my sister and brothers, but the love goes deeper just for the fact that you're my mother. xoxoxox They never see the real me, They only see who they want me to be, I'm trapped inside this perfect box, but someone has the key to my lock, It's been so long since I have truly smiled, I have been crying for a while, no one seems to look inside, they can't see whats hiding behind my eyes, so many things are running through my mind, so many things I cannot find, so many lies that I have been told, so many reason I have to hide and be so cold, I promise myself to not get close anymore, I'm closing and locking all my doors, I'm putting my walls back up, and rebuilding my barriers, this is the last time, next time I wont get back up Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this 1.YOUR REAL NAME: Tammy 20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot 19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!! COPY & POST A True Boyfriend:When she walks away from you mad I want a guy like this more than anyone will ever know... If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend." The Uncurable Disease Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy. Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school. My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry. A few more years later. I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died. Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide. Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. If you can’t appreciate the divine hotness of Edward Cullen, please leave the vicinity. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isn't for you Everyone has a wild side- me and my friends just prefer to make them public I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have! It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? rip, slip, brush, ahhhhh Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn "Everything is going to change now, isn't it?" DUH HERMIONE. God.Idiot! Tu madre. I just burned you. In Spanish. So there. Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing. Think About It... If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window! if two wrongs dont make a right, try three whoever said nothing's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door! apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin. borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back! there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? if quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?' whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? how is it possible to have a civil war? if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware? Can you make a candle out of your earwax? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? Are marbles made of marble? Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Can you get cornered in a round room? Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?? Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom? Can mute people burp? What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware? If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars? Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue? Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back? Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? Why can't you get a tan on your palms? If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June? Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something? Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Why is a square meal served on round plates? Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1? Which way does a compass point in space? Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked? Why do all superheroes wear spandex? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why did Mary own a little lamb? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? Why are Pringles curved? What happens if your snot freezes in your nose? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops? Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else? Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead? Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? Can bald men get lice?? 26 Things That A Perfect Guy Would Do 1. Know how to make you smile when you are down 2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice. 3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence 4. Give you the remote control during the game 5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you 6. Play with your hair 7. His hands always find yours 8. Be cute when he really wants something. 9. Offer you plenty of massages 10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork 11. Never run out of love 12. Be funny, but know how to be serious 13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious 14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready. 15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts 16. Smile a lot 17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you. 18. Appreciate you. 19. Help others out. 20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1 21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching. 22. Sing , even if he can't. 23. Have a creative sense of humor 24. Stare at you. 25. Call for no reason 26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves you that much to quit it. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat now go back and read the THIRD word from the top down and i bet you can't resist passing it on.(lol I couldnt stop laughing on this one) Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question. 1. How does the world see you? The Reason by Hoobastank. (lol I kinda like it) 2. Will I have a happy life? Super Massive Black Hole by Muse. (ah I don't really like this 1) 3. What do my friends really think of me? Gives You Hell by All American Rejects. (shut up) 4. Do people secretly lust after me? Thunder by Boys Like Girls. (Ha I really like this 1 lol) 5. How can I make myself happy? Don't Tell Me by Avril Lavigne. (lol I'm still thinkin bout how 2 do that) 6. What should I do with my life? Never Think by Rob Pattinson. (hmm I thot I alredy did that) 7. What is some good advice for me? Pressure by Paramore. (don't know bout this 1. . .) 8. How will I be remembered? All I Know by Paramore. (ehhh yaaa) 9. What is my signature dancing song? Fences by Paramore. (hey catchy) 10. What do I think my current theme song is? Pokerface by Lady GaGa. (lol love it!) 11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? The First One by Boys Like Girls. (Aww I totaly love this song!) 12. What song will play at my funeral? Bella's Lullaby by Various Artists. (love it!) 13. What type of men/women do you like? Beautiful by Akon. (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha so me!) 14. What is my day going to be like? Halo by Beyonce. (Ehh is that good?) 15. What will tomorrow bring? Bring Me To Life by Evanescence. (Umm no comment) (ps:if u don't here from me u no y lol) 1.Charlie 2.Bella 3.Renee4.Emmet 5.Jasper 6.Alice 7.Seth 8.Leah 9.Jacob 10.Carlise 11.Esme 12.Edward 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Alice, Esme? No,not really. Yeah if it's about shopping. Lol 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Emmet? Yeah I guess he's hot. How hot? Not as hot as Edward! Ha 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? What no he coudn't have cheated on bella! But well I think that Edward would be sorry about it I guess but with Leah! Don't vampires hate werewolf scent come on?! 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Jacob? No, well with Jacob and Reneesme yes. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Eww no way! Bella and Alice! (shivers at the thought) 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Ew Jasper/Jacob or Jasper/Carlisle NO WAY! I don't go that way! 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Seth wouldn't talk ,look, and be in the same room with Bella and Edward for a month! 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Renee and Carlise team up to plan the best wedding for Edward and Bella but Renee is getting suspicous of Carlisle and thinks he is hiding something. . .I guess. 9. Is there such thing as a one/eight fic? Idk but it would probably be about Charlie and Leah bonding. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Best Friends Lost. . .I guess 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three? Not that I know of. . . 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Not that I know of. . . 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Yeah Bella/Emmet and Emmet/Jasper in a friendship way 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Um Heels Over Head by Boys Like Girls. Prob be about her having a crush and that crush breaking her heart. . .I guess 15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Like a few months ago. 16. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)." Charlie and Seth are in a happy relationship until Jacob runs off Seth. Charlie, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Esme and a brief unhappy affair with Edward, then follows the wise advice of Jasper and finds true love with Renee. Ah Its weird! (shiver). Don't like the begining, don't like the middle, I only like the last part! Girl Talk If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you! Please read this poem that I found. I think it really says something, So please read this poem. Thank you. A lot. Don't you just hate sterotypes? the bold ones relate to me! Bold the ones that fit you I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. stereotypes suck.! I know I'm not perfect, I know I like to read, I know I like school, even teachers. BUT: Anything else you'd like to throw at me? .•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨)(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. Calling me Fake, won't make you Real. So there was this missionary in Africa and he finds two guys fighting. So he breaks up the fight and one guy needs to go to the doctor so the missionary pays for it. When he goes back home a few months later the people at his church tell him that they got the urge to pray for him so they got a group together and prayed. He asked the men who were there to stand up and they did. There were twenty six. The same amount of guards the man said he had. Amazingly, whether you believe or not, If you belive in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. 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