I will NOT tell you my name, thank you verymuch. If you've read Skulduggery Pleasant (go, Landy, go!), you know why. Here's my takenname: Diana Obelisk. But you already knew that, didn't you?

I am a very bad writer, but that's ok, and I love to write.

I have lived in Las Vegas, Nevada, Reno, Nevada, Fresno, California, Rochester, New York, and now I live in Charleston, South Carolina. If you know a skeleton, feel free to tell him that Diana is in Charleston. If you know any suits of armor or shinigami or world famous detectives who go by one letter, feel free to do the same. If you don't, feel free to think of me as absolutely insane, because I am!

And...well...my Mary-Sue who will be put in a non-fanfiction book but is currently in fanfiction as wish fulfillment (because we all need a little of that, and you don't have to read it) is Anita Heathers. I couldn't be bothered to think of another name--in all actuality, she is different from me, which is good. I'm happy often, but...self depricating too often for complete comfort. (WHAT?!? I'm a teenager??)

So...yeah.

Who am I?

I am the insane girl. I am the loud girl. I am a reader. I am a writer. I will do what I think is right when I've got the guts. I am a wrestler. I will fight for the people I love. I am a puppy and a bit of a cat and a tiny bit of a canary (read the Noticer to understand those ones). I am Nafar, yet I am human. I am conflicting opposites within a whole, somehow made to fit together in peace. I am a Jew. I am everything and nothing within my own world. If I had the choice, I would die every day to save one life (and of course come promptly back). I am a tomboy. I am a philanthropist of hair. I am the girl who will squeal when certain anime characters are mentioned. I am me. I am an individual, but I am ashamed.

And that's fine by me.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) Lexcia (Ed and Al Elric, L, Mello, Near, Dante, Nero, Matt, Mello, Link, Kyo, 2D, Murdoc), Diana Obelisk (the DungeonMaster, Alfred Callivicci, Alphonse Elric, Skulduggery Pleasant, Death of the Discworld, L, Death the Kid, Lt. Commander Data, Germany, Italy, England/Britian, and when I was five the computer from The Brave Little Toaster [you're laughing at me now, aren't you?])