So. What to say of myself. How about this: I am a teenager, living in an average-sized town. I'm homeschooled, meaning I have too much time, and too little to occupy it with. I'm extremely obsessive, and have been known to randomly start rambling on and on about different shows and movies and books and whatnot.

A few fanfictions you may see me having the nerve to publish on this site (I hardly ever do) would be of: Ocean's 11, 12, 13, Twilight, Phantom of the Opera, M*A*S*H, Smallville, Batman Begins/The Dark Knight, X-Men: Evolution, X-Men: The Movie, Big Bang Theory, and probably about ten bazillion others that I can't name at this point in time (9:36 PM on Thursday, 7th October 2010, if you're interested).

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Warning: I have a short attention span. Idealistically, I'll finish each story within a few months, publishing a chapter every week or so. Realistically, however, I'll forget, or get lazy, or lose interest. Updates will be erratic, and my writing style may change between. You've been warned.