Dean's not too happy that Sam's fiance thinks Christmas Eve mass is on par, tradition wise, with apple pie baking, but there may be some unexpected perks to it. [Dean/Cas]

Bella has a taste of what passion is like with somebody she thought to be a stranger. It's funny how the things you dream for come true in the sickest of ways.

After one amazing night, a Vulcan bite mark and one awkward morning after, Emmy, unpopular and unnoticed, is suddenly thrown into the circle of the 'Popular bridge crew'aboard the U.S.S Enterprise

ADOPTED FROM TWILIGHTACHOLIC7! Bella plays truth or dare with the Cullens, and is dared to make out with Jasper, when things go to far how will their life's change? BXJ Lemons, language, rated M.

It's been almost a year since the attack on New York City. Agent Kate Poole is trying to get her life back on track when she receives some frightening news: Loki has escaped and is coming back to Earth with one goal, and one goal only...Vengeance. Loki/OC (Sequel to Trust Issues)

Castiel meets one of his heroes and role models. *WARNING: This work contains non-graphic, passing mentions of pornography and sexual fetishes.*

Dean wants Castiel. But will he be able to tell him how he feels? Or will everyone find out from his vivid angel dreams? Slash Dean/Castiel

When a spell leaves Dean in a coma, the only way to get him out of it is with true loves kiss. But who does Dean love? And what is up with this awful Disney movie vibe? Rated T for swearing. First fanfic so read and review! Sorry that the summary sucks! I tried to keep it kinda fluffy but it's actually a bit angsty, so yeah sorry again... :3

(PWP probably) Dean gets Cas a new outfit, and it leads to some interesting events. Co-written with Sherlockiannightmare, and is most likely the most ridiculous thing I've ever written to date.

This is holiday fluff, pure and simple. It is Christmas on repeat. It is a hunter and his family. It is crappy Christmas songs shared with eggnog and twinkling lights. It is what happens when an insecure man has nothing to lose because it will all just happen again tomorrow. So, he might as well be happy, right? Destiel, SU, Nebulous timeline.

Dean is drunk and depressed on Christmas Eve. Castiel pays him a visit. Destiel PWP one-shot

"I was under the impression that you enjoy my company." "I'd probably enjoy it a lot more if you showed up at a better time." Pretty much just Destiel PWP.

"Why are you talking to me?" His voice was deep and dull. "Trying to be friendly." "I don't need friends. I'm fine by myself." Rated T for words and actions. Please don't read if you're extremely sensitive. This might cause you angst. Trigger warning: self harm, suicidal words/thoughts/actions, and eating disorders. [EDITED: Spelling errors fixed.] Sabriel. Destiel.

It's Castiel's first Christmas, and he is both intrigued and confused by holiday traditions. What will a misunderstanding under the mistletoe lead to? Dean/Castiel oneshot, rated M for a reason. Written for Rueky Mitem.

Castiel Novak always wanted to be a hero. He wanted to help people, save them, and change lives. He thinks he has lost that chance. When he came out about being gay he thought his life was over, and that he could never live up to his childhood expectations. Dean Winchester knows he will never be a hero. He doesn't see how much good he has done. Castiel decides to change that.

Castiel gets a job at a movie theatre, and has no idea what he's doing (Naomi is bad at explaining everything). Influenced by Dean's leisurely attitude, Castiel starts to open up as a person, and, they become friends. It's not until Cas has a disastrous first date that anything changes. between them. (Movie theatre AU)

In which Sam gets accosted by an archangel, Gabriel makes breakfast, and Cas makes a move.

Christmas in the bunker. A movie on Christmas Eve leaves Cas thinking and he decides to finally take action. Just a little fluff for the holidays. :) Rated T for cursing

An ice storm hits the apartment Cas and Dean share, and the heat goes out. How are they going to stay warm?

Sam is desperately, hopelessly in love with both his big brother and an angel of the lord. After some moping and an incident with a peep-hole, Dean and Cas remedy the situation. Wincestiel.

Castiel helps Dean get through a cold, and Dean helps Castiel understand his urge to be closer to the hunter. Dean/Castiel. Slash. One shot.

Set after Scandal in Belgravia. John asks Sherlock about Mycroft's snide remarks, and it goes from there. All smut, no plot. Second chapter added by popular demand.

A (not so brief) summary of the shift in the dynamic of Sherlock and John's relationship. From the first subtle brush of their fingertips over their morning coffee, covering all their firsts to what they are today. (Cover art by the fabulous megg33k)

Hermione makes a bet with Ron and decides to "have a little fun" by driving the resident Potions Master insane. Pranks, tomfoolery and hijinks ensue. This story will be taken over by another author, will update when details have been finalized.

Both Jasper and Bella are left behind, and love eventually blossoms. Rated M for later chapters. R&R. First Twific!

Penny decides to give Sheldon a lesson when they're alone one night. SMUT SMUT SMUT. You have been warned.

Just something I kinda imagined would happen with the regeneration process. Don't mind me, I'm just a dirty minded girl... Takes place post 9 regeneration into 10. Not a slash, just... well you'll see.

John really needed to stop helping Sherlock with his experiments. Especially if said experiment involved him and Sherlock being handcuffed together with no key to unlock them. Sherlock/John

"I like to watch you dance", had said Moriarty. And now he has Sherlock dancing in the palm of his hand... with John as an audience. Strip dancing and power play scene. Johnlock. Rated M for adult contents. Please read Warnings inside. First opus in the Dance series, prequel to 'Let Me Dance for You' and 'Dance is Chemistry'.

Sheldon is seduced by a car and Penny is seduced by Sheldon on said car. One shot of lemon, coming right up.

Amy loves them. Rory loves them. The Doctor loves them. A/R/D.

Penny goes to get the wifi password from Sheldon but what happens when she brusts into 4A wasn't expected by anyone. Smut. One-Shot. Dedicated to 'MyOwnStar'

PWP. Johnlock shower sex.

It's been a hot summer, and Penny makes it hotter when she decides to solve the mystery of Sheldon's pants. Smutty fluff.

Everyone was so focused on Leonard's crush on Penny that her all-consuming crush on Sheldon goes unnoticed. When Sheldon finds out about her feelings, they go on an emotional and physical journey neither of them saw coming.

You need to pay attention: The grocery store is a place filled with predators looking for their next fling and John's to damn innocent to realize he is being targeted. It's Sherlock's job to save his flat mate; but is he really any different?

Essentially, this is a PWP fic with the pairing of Johnlock. So, M rating for sexy times and swearing. Aren't I direct?

I tried to imagine what it would be like to love a man like Sherlock and decided it must be pretty sad. One-shot but kinda lengthy . Rated M for smut. John's POV. Post-Reichenbach but nearly spoiler-free.

One-Shot. John knows that Sherlock often plays his violin while in thought. He forgets, however, the eccentricities of Sherlock Holmes playing the violin. Pre-Reichenbach. Fluff. Nudity. R/R s'il vous plait!

There is nothing between them before John surges forward to claim his lips. Nothing more than friendship and longing and desire, undisclosed wants and words only whispered in the late night hours when the other is not around to hear.

John has a theory about how Sherlock was inspired: he blamed late night telly. Bad summary. Basic smut, and if you squint, a bit of plot. Of course slash, please review :D

JohnLock smut, purely PWP. Just a little smut ficklet I wrote for Ket, Enjoy

It's difficult when you realize your feelings for someone, and find that they feel the same, only to reach a stalemate because you realize how impossible and how dangerous said emotions are. .:. Johnlock. twoshot.

Story Mash-Up. We all know what happened in the story of the Hound, but this is a story of what happened Behind the Scenes. JOHNLOCK. Rated M for later chapter. General Fluffiness with a little angst.

They say that when you love something, you let it go. They don't tell you what to do when he comes back. Post-Reichenbach Fall. Oneshot. Trigger for suicide.

John comes home to find Sherlock in a compromising situation. Slash. Trying a new writing style, please review and let me know if its working.

When John discovers something he wasn't meant to see it leads to a very...interesting discussion with a certain consulting detective. "You are the light that inspires genius. You are color. And you will always...matter. To me." Prompt: Drawing. R&R

There was so much that needed to be said...but it could wait. There would be time to talk later. For now the sun would shine. Post-Reichenbach. Sequel to Charcoal and Color.

.:One Shot:. Sherlock and John have a simple day together. TERRIBLE AT SUMMARIES

John can't take the heartbreak anymore. Sherlock tries to convince John to stay.

Although Sherlock never said the words he revealed just how much he valued his friend on a regular basis, one simply needed to be able to recognize the signs. Not Slash.

Most people don't become pen pals by one of them writing a not-suicide note. Then again, Sherlock Holmes and John Watson have never exactly been normal, have they?

He feels the gash at the side of his face, feels his unharmed mouth and unbroken nose. He remembers the woman's words. He reaches over and lightly prods the matching mark on John's face. Someone loves you. Johnlock drabble. Quasi-fluff set during ASiB.

Everybody wants to feel needed, and everyone needs someone.

I had to go over my Reichenbach-trauma so I wrote it out...

In the end, strawberry rhubarb pie is a wonderful treat that Sherlock secretly pines for.

John Watson had never thought much about the answer to the question he had just been asked. I mean, sure, maybe in passing with one of his dates or with high school sweethearts, but he never thought about it with his best friend.

Written in 1st person-present from Sherlock's POV, what happens when he finally returns to 221B and talks to John. Set 3 years after Reichenbach obviously . Includes slash, but technically non-sexual.

Reunion fic, set after The Reichenbach Fall. Another kind of short, bittersweet experiment. Sherlock/John slash. Title taken from a Poets Of The Fall song.

Here they go again! John/Sherlock

I'm recently obsessed with Johnlock, so here's a one-shot. Set prior to, say, Baskerville. John's POV, mild slash, etc. John goes on a date and Sherlock deduces its outcome, with intriguing results.

and one time they caught him! Short fics about the kissing encounters and rude interruptions. Features established Sherlock/John, and later will feature Lestrade/to be revealed. Rated M for mild swearing and some sexy times.

Hermione witnesses Snape at a Death Eater meeting and is plagued by nightmares. Albus orders Snape to help Hermione deal certain events that happen, tension surfaces and secrets are revealed.Rewritten and I'm going to finsh it.

Is it wrong to love your own reflection? What if it's not really you? A doctor and a wizard with a strange resemblance share a scandalous secret. HP/DW Crossover. Not a real lemon. Slash fic. Not for those lacking a sense of humour.

It is, John knew, an unusual life. But well worth getting caught in the rain. SLASH. John/Sherlock. Spoilers through Season 1

Lemony one shot. Terrible, don't know why I'm uploading this. First time writing M. Please R and R. Short. Too short.

John is taking longer in the shower than usual. Sherlock goes to investigate.

nope nonono

Sherlock bets John that he can talk him into a climax without any sort of physical stimulus. John accepts the challenge. Established relationship. Slash. One-shot.

Sheldon cheers Leonard up.

John's fetish results in a very startling situation. In the shower. Features: The Beatles, a wet, embarrassed John, and a culturally lost Sherlock. Or at least he appears culturally lost...

Sheldon has fully committed himself to letting the dice make his decisions. Very adult and slashy content, be warned.

What happens when Voldemort and his Death Eaters begin to use chatrooms? Read to find out!

Neither of them can remember what happened last night, but it can be quite easily deduced. John comes to some realisations and Mycroft wins a bet.

John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M

Why Does He Have to Have Her Eyes sequel. This picks up almost right where the first one left off please read it . Hermione tries to makes things go back to normal; will it happen? Mostly SS/HG...until the end just a heads up

When Hermione is raped, she develops a relationship with the man she hated for years, and they experience many ups and many more downs. Rated M for rape, sexual content, and student-teacher relationships

At Edward's request, Carlisle takes Bella away for the weekend. How will Bella react when she discovers what Edward has suggested Carlisle do in his stead? A meaningful story of arousal and trust, taking place before the epilogue of Eclipse.

Lucius Malfoy had the perfect life until she came with her ready smiles and stomach churning friendliness,and destroyed everything. Time travel fic, ignores Dumbledore's death.

Suddenly being the smartest girl in school isn't such a bad thing...

Hermione hates all the parties that the MoM has been throwing since the end of the war. Or does she? Rough lemons, don't like don't read. HG/LM. Mentions previous HG/RW. One-shot.

Penny has good advice, every once in a while

Unfortunately, Sheldon is no stranger to the evil animal instinct of arousal. So, through Leonard's own fault really , he has to help Sheldon overcome his baser desires. Explicit Shelnard Slash. One-shot.

The Doctor has a problem that keeps coming up without warning.

Chapter 27,The Verdict, has been added! Sequel to 'Journey to the Dark Side'. Data contemplates the possibility of his ethical program malfunctioning due to his emotion chip. He seeks to find the answers by downloading Lore's memories into his frame.

It is Hermione's nineteenth birthday, but her Potions Master would seem to be in no mood to celebrate or even acknowledge it. M readers only, please. HG/SS

Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.

Bella is over at the Cullens where she enjoyed a nice dinner with Carlisle and Edward, during cleaning one thing lets to another, pairing Bella/Carlisle/Edward, don't like then don't read...

What happens when you are pushed away by someone you really love? Not compatible to HBP, but to DH means CD

Hermione sneaks into Severus' room late at night. Warning Sex. 18

Not HBP or DH compliant. Hermione's parents are killed. Severus is her escort from the Order. One-shot. Rated M for a reason.

Sherlock has a perfectly good excuse to interrupt John's shower.

Oh, I bet you can't figure out what's for dinner. John is being stubborn, and Sherlock sets himself a little challenge. Sherlock/John Slash. I'm not sure if "humour" is the right category. Review and let me know! :

Sherlock catches some kind of heavy illness, but John stays with him during his suffering and helps him through it. Sherlock, of course, won't be ungrateful... John/Sherlock SLASH *smirk* Finished... for now...

Bella's had a rough time of things, and has turned to drinking. Jasper appears after one of their mutual friends call, and he comes to fix her. Very AU and OOC. All human, not really compliant with any of the books. M for drinking and sexual content.

Just a series of 100 word shorts, designed with humourous intent. Rated M for a reason. Hope you enjoy, I know I enjoyed writing them. First short is Lucius Malfoy's confession. Originally 'Short Shorts', changed after Sensiardust' description of the fics

Hermione is celebrating her 21st birthday, there is liquor involved and a very randy Potions Master...

Madeleone's GiftFic for the SS/HG Bingo. Wherein Hermione learns about a type of magic not taught in school. SS/HG. Complete. M for reasons people. You know me.

"I'm tired of waiting for him to change. I won't put up with it any longer. Is your offer still on the table? -Mione" Hermione is with Ron. She needs out. Who will she turn to? Warning: Don't read if you are a Ron fan. I made him the bad guy...

Bella and Carlisle have been friends for a while. But now that Carlisle's marriage is over how will things change? And how far is Bella willing to go to get her man? Good girl Bella is about to go bad.

Struggling to fill his solitary hours, Jasper decides to play a little game at the grocery store, but who will be the winner? Entry for the Lovin' in the Oven Contest

Severus helps Hermione cope with her frustrations when she discovers he possesses a talent she only wishes she had.

5 Times John Thought Sherlock Was Asking For Trouble, One Time He Definitely Was Written in response to anonymous prompt on shkinkmeme: Sherlock being tickled. Warning: some BDSM. Mild spoilers for start of The Great Game.

Oneshot. Sherlock's home alone and goes out, only then realising that John has his keys and he's locked out, and it starts raining. John to the rescue! I own absolutely nothing. John/Sherlock. M for strong language and extreme sexual content. Enjoy!

Heat. Mechanical failure. And two people who are supposed to hate each other. Interesting. LM/HG one-shot birthday request! M readers only please.

John's going through a bit of a dry spell. Sherlock puts his foot in it and then tries to make it right. Smut-tastic! I don't own anything...

A bet can have very interesting consequences. AU of course; WARNING: threesome ahead. all hail the goddess JK Rowling; I am just playing a little.

Sherlock is distant, John is concerned, Mycroft makes inappropriate comments, and Lestrade is a most triumphant gambler. Sherlock/John. SEQUEL TO WEEP LITTLE LION MAN. NEWLY DUBBED MUMFORDVERSE.

It's all so confusing. So shameful. So wrong, and so very, very hopeless. Sherlock/John.

John Watson is making a cuppa at 221b Baker St when he finds something which changes the relationship between the good doctor and the world's only consulting detective. Slashy fun and the start to my mysteries which begin with 'Do Not Pass Go'.

You can't kill something that's already dead. Written for the 2010 Severus Sighs Grand Challenge.

Bella and Edward have had sex for the first time. A very concerned Carlisle makes Bella a house visit bearing a pregnancy test, a birth control shot, condoms and a…banana! Based on Hide and Drink by Savage

Carlisle stops by Bella's house one day with a banana and a box of condoms. Let's just say the lesson gets a little hands on. O/S Outtake for Hide and Drink by Savage. OOC. Rated M for a little lemonade. Based on Hide and Drink by Savage

HG/SS have always hated each other, and their year-long marriage-law marriage has been full of secrets and silent seething. Hermione flirts with Lucius at a Malfoy ball, Severus snaps, a vicious argument in a garden, lemons... and a happy ending? 1-shot!

Draco really should have kept his eyes on his potion, you never know what you'll see in class. part one in the Voyeur Chronicles. One-shot.

Sherlock gets tipsy and makes a move on Watson. Watson likes it. : Just some more slash for you all to enjoy until I get to writing my second chapter for the other fic I did. M for sexual content.

Bella has known Dr. Cullen since she was a child and has wanted him just as long. Now that she's legal, will she get what she's always wanted? AU/AH Bella/Carlisle - LEMON One-Shot

Ron tries to find out who Hermione is dating.Just a silly one shot, no plot no plans for future chapters.-And as always i own nothing just like playing with the characters.

A despondent Bella reaches out to Carlisle in a moment of weakness. How will he respond?

Everything starts the last week of Hermione's 7th year. Both she and Snape find that out they have both misjudged each other. As the war draws to a close will romance blossom? Or will their pasts interfere? R/R

Crackfic in which Sheldon gets off on something very unexpected. Leonard sleuths around, and is shocked by what he finds. And then Sheldon finds him. Not necessarily slash, but close to it.

Hermione finds Severus in a strange place.

What could Hermione teach Professor Snape? You would be surprised! Not a challenge response.

When the end is near, Severus and Hermione engage in a desperate act that might condemn them both.

Hermione attends the latest ministry ball alone. A past crush makes her night one to remember.

Hermiones changed and true feelings sprout between her and her potions master. The love they feel is opposed, people are trying to tear them apart. Will their love survive or be torn apart. Read to find out. Review man review!

Edward doesn't think he has enough control to make love to Bella so he asks Carlisle for some help

Lucius gives Hermione a private tour of a very peculiar collection. A challenge story for ptterpr0nprmpts. Oneshot.

Hermione Granger waves her hand in the air one time to many for Severus Snape. What will her punishment be? Warning: mature content

"She thought he was beautiful." Sweet oneshot/drabble. Hermione/Lucius. All characters & settings the property of J K Rowling - i'm not being paid for this either!

When everyone leaves them alone one day...how will they express their undisclosed desires? This is a one shot...it's probably not going to get any longer :

Everyone wanted to see Severus Snape's "what the hell..." face. Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom and Ronald Weasley try their hardest to make it happen but only Hermione Granger is determined enough to pull out all the stops. M for references to be safe

No one believed her. They thought she was a murderer and a liar. She was out to prove them wrong. She had an unlikely champion in her corner, her victim's father: Lucius Malfoy. Having him believe her was important. Having him love her was so much more.

Fate conspired differently. Death passed Tasha by. Given the time to evolve, a relationship she'd dismissed as a one night stand became the most complicated love affair she'd know. Series of stories spanning the show & movies. D&Y, lots of sexual tension.

Geordi has some thoughts bothering him after a stressful day. He visites Data in the hope to get some advise on some of his thoughts. Geordi/Data, don't like then don't read!

Just a sweet little One-Shot. Enjoy!

Bella decides it is time to finally make her move on Edward and take their friendship to the next level. When his reaction isn't exactly what she expected, Bella finds comfort in the last place she imagined.

It's been 6 years since Hermione Granger has seen her friends from Hogwarts or even set foot in England. Suddenly she finds herself being called back home by the one person who she tried so hard in vain to run away from and forget.

Hermione throws herself a housewarming party, and even Severus is surprised when he shows up. A 1-shot.

Hermione finds an old woollen blanket in the Shrieking Shack. Unable to leave it to moulder in the dirt, she takes it with her.

There are so many ways to spend an evening in detention..

Hermione is caught being naughty in potions class, and it's up to Professor Snape to punish her. Pure smut, with the bare minimum of plot. HG/RW and HG/SS. Warnings: lemon, non-con

Hermione is Snape's apprentice. She's about 23. A drawn-out argument about Lily, sexual tension, character growth, et cetera. *the quotations at the end of some chapters are all from The Visit, by Malbec.

Dr. Cooper, a cocky arrogant surgeon, has set his sights on a new doctor, Dr. Elisa, A loner type of doctor.Do loner types and cocky types match? Will their relationship bloom? or will Nurse Jackie separate them forever? This is rated T for me,got a prob?

What if there was a different reason for Salazar leaving? Hermione and Severus get swept up in a story of love, betrayal and mistakes. Can the two of them correct a mistake that Helga and Godric made or are they doomed to suffer the same fate as Rowena.

Hermione gives Severus an ultimatum and he takes it a little differently than what she had meant. Lemons with a mild plot.

What if Penny's nighttime visits to Sheldon's room were just what they seem?

PWP involving Hermione, Severus and Lucius. Oh, and cherries. WARNING: There is the tiniest hint of possible SLASH, nothing drastic.

AU. An act of mercy has consequences unthought of by both sides. I worship before the Altar of JK Rowling and let all know this is just harmless entertainment.

Hermione and Severus both want each other, but they don't know it. Typical. Rated M for future chapter.

The final-year Gryffindor girls compile a list ... although Hermione seems oddly detached. One-shot. M readers only please.

My Entry for the Forbidden Lemons contest. Bella is preparing for a house guest; her dad's best friend. She can't help but find him attractive. When Charlie's not home, Bella will play, and Carlisle is all up for playing too.

Some Finn and Kurt lovin' from Finn's POV. Part of my Can't Fight This Feeling fic, although you don't have to have read it to understand this. My first ever Rated M fic, so be nice. *blushes*

After the war, everything is different. The Gryffindor Trio is no longer, and Severus Snape is left ashamed and alone with the knowledge that the woman he loves just might know his secret. Written and posted in '07 and re-written and posted again. SSHG.

Hermione decides to finally take what she wants - Sirius Black. But will she ever get that far? First shot at an interactive story. WARNING: smut

And he'd dried your tears everytime... but now, there's only empty space where he used to be. You’ve crashed down, but don’t let it take your life." He would fill her empty space. Written for the Writing Quotes Challenge.

Why is Sev making sounds in the shower?

Can you imagine two Snapes? Just a silly one-shot....rated M for a reason. PWP. kinda weird so if your not into that then dont read.

Oneshot. PWP except, dude, I can't write fic without at least *some* plot. And the more I wrote, the more plot happened. I'M SORRY. Penny, Sheldon, formal wear, an oopsie, and smut. I apologize for the sap.

Snape assigns detention to Hermione... Yeah, it's shameless smut. Review, please! :D Oneshot

Hermione walks in on Snape wearing nothing but a towel.--rated m for possible future chapters. oh yea i own nothing.

As they engage in some extra-curricular activity, we see how Hermione Granger and Severus Snape ended up in that paticular, shall we say, position... All belongs to JK Rowling. One-Shot and Apology for the wait for Soulmates 2 S This is a different tale.

As hard as Bella tries her lab professor, Dr. Cullen, always seems to distract her. When he makes an unorthodox assignment she does her best to keep her composure but he seems to be enjoying her discomfort a little too much. Bella/Carlisle.

The way HP should have ended. Rowling broke it, fandom wanked about it, I fixed it. Or maybe I broke it more. Intentionally cliched, OOC, OTT, and just plain ridiculous.

snape and a distraction rated m for a reason

Sheldon and Penny play the drinking game "Never have I ever..."

A challenge from maia.maiestas. SB/HG, rated M for a reason. Hermione's fantasy takes her over... see what happens. R&R!

Hermione wakes up in an inn room next to a sleeping Lucius Malfoy, not something she ever intended.

One night while the family is hunting,a highly frustrated Bella stops by the kitchen for a midnight refreshment to quench her thirst. Little does she know that another one of her cravings is about to get taken care of as well.1shot.Rated M for a reason.

When Snape follows rumors Hermione works at a gentleman's club, he gets more than he bargained for.

Several months after her time-turning encounter with his father, Hermione finds her needs still require addressing, and Lucius seems to be the only one who can address them.

Hermione discovers how to amuse herself with the help of a time-turner and a Malfoy. One-shot which launched a series. M readers only, please.

Severus Snape enjoyed his life of solitude until he met a woman who shook him to his very core. Their relationship, spanning the course of Harry's time at Hogwarts, is not always easy but a partnership that soon neither can live without.

WINNER of the "Write For The Other Team" O/S Contest **What happens when Carlisle comes back to Forks? Will Bella be happy to see him? Can he help her throught her pain or is he a reminder of what she's lost?** Rated M for adult content and Language!

Severus grows bored during the weekly Order meeting, and finds a way to entertain himself and Hermione. A fluffy, AU 1-shot, set 2 years post-war.

Edward is affraid to loose control with Bella, and everybody can sense it. Personally its driving Jasper insane, so Carlisle does the best thing for his family. OCC! Lemony goodness. R&R.

Repost. First of a 3 part series. Part 1 of 3 part Bang Series. A very randy Snape lures an unsuspecting Hermione to the dungeons on New Years Eve. OOC Hermione. AU, PWP, MF,Lemon,Oral Not long on plot by any means. COMPLETED

Severus does not want to get caught under the mistletoe... unless a certain Hermione Granger is the one he's stuck with.

“Bbbut you're dead.” Gods, I sounded like a stuttering idiot..“I can assure you Miss Granger, I am very much alive.”..“Bbbut bbbut, he killed you.” My hand had a mind of it's own, I was now pointing at Snape, who was smirking at me..:I own only the plot:.

Bella’s first time, but with Carlisle instead of Edward. AU. Bella/Carlisle. Rating for sexual content. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ! Complete.

This is a sequel to "The First of Many". Sexual content

*** WARNING! This is an R rated story, and it deals with sexual matters. ***

“I don’t think you need to be alone right now, Seven. I know I don’t wish to be alone.” He told her.

Hermione is rescued by someone during the Last Battle. She knows its one of the Malfoys. After keeping Draco and his wife out of Azkaban. She fails to do the same for Master Malfoy. Five years later she is sick of... Full Summary inside

SS/HG This is rated MA. Severus fell in love with Hermione during her 7th year. Now Hermione isn't happy in her marriage and Severus might have his chance to show her how much he has wanted and loved her for years.

Honorable!Snape and Student!Hermione Severus Snape is sent to save Hermione from evil ghosts. Her innocence is a liability. But she doesn't want to be innocent. They must survive until sunrise. A relationship develops. AUAR, Graphic Lemon,MF

Hermione finds her self in a mess, fighting to destroy the Order's traitor while staying alive. One man can free her.

This is a retro story. It is the first fanfiction I ever wrote after reading numerous sexually graphic stories of HG/SS then running out. WARNING: VERY GRAPHIC CONTENT! I was very fixated on the sexual relationship of SS/HG when writing this & it shows.

A new student arrives at Hogwarts. Can Severus keep his relationship with her just in a level of student - teacher?

...right? Just one little science experiment to explore Data's 'functions'. Perfectly scientific.

Lucius hates sweets and desserts. Will he ever learn to love them with some sex thrown in the mix, with his sexy wife, Hermione? A smutty oneshot treat. R&R pls.

With Severus being the cold hearted bastard that he is, and Hermione being broken hearted, will their hearts ever be able to love each other? A post Marriage Law fic. SSHG R&R pls. COMPLETE

A bachelor auction is going to be held at Hogwarts. Sev has no way out of it, and has to join. Trelawney wants him. He needs help. Who is he to turn to? Loads of laughs here! SSHG R&R pls. COMPLETE

Hermione and Lucius attend a conference in Vienna together. It's amazing what you can get up to in a five-star hotel, isn't it? Rated M for good reason. One-shot.

Data is whisked away from his own life and pulled into another time and place, but how did he get here? And can he get back home? And does he want to? NOW COMPLETE!

She resembled a snake to him then. Curving and insidious, come to tempt him with her Mudblood ways and her disgusting Muggle clothing. Just a quick, smutty AU that's very much consensual. Co-written a long time ago with another.

After Nemesis basically...I needed something after that saddening movie...

Hermione comes back to Hogwarts to take her N.E.W.T.S. but she has changed since the war. Who else has changed a bit with her? What happens when they find their both attracted and where could it lead? SS/Hermione rated MA. Not for kids under age.

Snape saves Hermione from deatg during the final battle and claims a Life Debt. Nineteen years later, Hermione finds out that's not all he's claimed. You see, he has a daughter . . . Violence, Lemons, Angst WARNING: NOT A ROMANTIC PAIRING!

HG/SS One Shot... Neville's almost perfect potion causes Snape and Hermione to have a little problem... SMUT... M for a reason... Canon, very AU...

HGSSLM threesome! Ten years after the war, Ron dies playing Quidditch. Hermione, a high-ranking Law Enforcer, investigates her husband's death, helped by Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy. Professional cooperation leads to emotional entanglement.

Hermione has deviated from an obvious life. She has moved down a challenging and divergent, but ultimately lonely, path. She meets Severus Snape by chance one day, and she has some difficult choices to make.

HG/LM. Two chapters of the usual. There is a celebratory ball at Hogwarts. Lucius is in a particularly Slytherin mood, but who's complaining? Conforms to my story, Discovering Beauty, but can stand alone. More inside.

Headmistress Granger calls Professor Snape into her office to discuss complaints about his teaching methods. Pretty much a silly & fluffy PWP... perhaps a bit of plot snuck its way in. One-shot. Written for Tonksinger during the winter '08 SSHG Exchange

Four years after the war, a chance encounter with a wizard Hermione hoped never to see again leads her to question her life and discover things about herself she had kept deeply buried. HG/LM. A tale of discovery. Older readers only, please.

A sharper, sexually frustrated Hermione begins to act out and feel strangely towards the Potions Master. Lemons, sexual tention, honestly PWP. Rated M for language and sexual content. This is getting out all my ya-yas.

Someone wants Snape and Hermione together – thinks they’d be a perfect pair. Kidnapped, separately via Portkey, they’re trapped deep within a darkened, older forest without their wands.

Hermione and Severus had a relationship during her sixth year, before Severus broke it off. What happens when Hermione shows up at Hogwarts with a little surprise?

Severus thought that having to teach sexual education was bad enough, but, when the class number is found to be uneven, he finds himself in an even worse predicament: paired with Hermione Granger!

A woman on the bridge in Hogsmeade piques Severus Snape’s interest. Everything, however, becomes complicated, when he finds out the truth… SSHG - Complete.

Severus is working on a male enhancement potion and Albus informs him he has to mentor an apprentice over the summer months. We all know who that is, don't we? Graphic Content, AU, HUMOR, lemons and more M/F

A criminal is on the lose. Auror Hermione Granger, hot on its heels tries to solve the case and catch the criminal. Along the way, her past catches up with her, including Severus Snape himself. SSHG Read & Review pls. COMPLETE

While discovering a new system in the far regions of the Alpha quadrant, Commander Data is assigned to assist the newest member of the crew: Ltn. Brookes. Along the way, adventure, romance, betrayal, and an experience Data will never forget.

One big truth or dare game between the houses becomes a lot of fun when HG begins to admit to her feelings for SS. Will she be able to tell him or will Sam interfere? Many pairings, MANY LEMONS, Lots of sex, HG/SS, DM is a JERK, BZ/PP Second fanfic

A night out, a red dress and drinks... When two unlikely people meet, what can happen? EWE, lemons F/M, one-shot . Nothing apart from the plot belongs to me... It's all JKR's!

When Hermione is captured by Death Eaters, Severus knows there's only one way to save her. 'What are you doing? ' she asked, her voice shaky. 'Saving your life,' he said, just as he started kissing her neck. Ch 64 up!

HGLM: She would go insane, she was sure. She wanted him, needed him. Based on nothing, of course – nothing but the smoldering looks exchanged between them, the appreciative way he scoured her body with those lusty, needy grey eyes... SMUT

Bella seeks out Carlisle for assistance with a disagreement that she and Edward are having. A very lemony first fan fic attempt. Reviews and feedback are much appreciated.

Remus and Severus. Two Words. Strip. Chess. Warning: Slash, semi-graphic ewness. RLSS. A/N- There's a revised version, too, and it's much improved. Please read that instead.

Oneshot. Father Christmas is challenged to provide a meaningful gift for Professor Snape. 18yearold Hermione has her own gift request for Father Christmas. AU, OOC Snape, OOC Hermione PWP, MF, Lemon, Oral, Spank COMPLETED

Bella’s moved in with the Cullens, but is frustrated at Edward’s apparent lack of sexual interest in her. When Edward’s away hunting, Bella decides that enough’s enough. Bella/Carlisle. RATING FOR SEXUAL CONTENT. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ!

Second Place Winner for the Anything Goes Challenge's Chaptered Category! Hermione comes home to find something she'd never expected. Her life will change--hopefully for the better.

Lucius Malfoy and Hermione Granger Weasley were certainly going to remember THIS Quidditch World Cup. Perhaps you will as well! Thanks to Otter for making it better. Lucius Malfoy, Hermione Granger Weasley

Lucius Malfoy, Hermione Granger. Rated M. When Hermione is asked to teach a sensitivity class to ex- deatheaters, she ends up getting quite the education herself. Complete Two-shot. Post- Hogwarts.

2008 Granger Enchanted Christmas Challenge Prompt #1: The one gift she wanted was never under the tree… except this year it came by special delivery, wrapped in a big red bow. AU, l/hr, fluffy lemons : Hermione, Lucius

Before the fall of Voldemort, Hermione's life had been torn apart by the one person she trusted the most. Time has passed, and it has caught up with her. No longer can she hide from the truth. No longer can she hide from Severus. SSHG. R&R pls. COMPLETE

Hermione sets out on a mission to win the heart of her Professor turned Colleague. How will she react when he surprises her? ! Adult Content ! one-shot.

Hermione Granger has a secret she's been hiding for four years.

Bella describes in glorious lemony detail her passionate honeymoon night with Edward...the story I yearned to read all along.

Hermione's life begins to fall apart right before her eyes. When she feels that she can't take anymore, hope comes from an unexpected source.

It's Hermione's first day of Teacher Training, and who's there? Our sexy Lucius Malfoy... What happens when Hermione finds out more than she bargained for? This story is actually 5 chapters in one. Please Review as this is my first ever fic.

Hermione is sexually frustrated and takes it out on Snape, revealing a secret about herself. He black mails himself into her secret world, where more surprises happen along the way. Hg/SS. rated M for future chapters.

It's Severus's birthday and Lucius gives him an interesting peresnt.

This is a one shot songifiction HG&LM! Please Read, and Review.

When the voices in the radio start telling you you're actually a robot in the future, stuck in a programme that will soon kill you, you're usually too worried that you're going mad to consider the possibility that it could be the truth. Adult language

My take on the Gigolo Challenge: Freed by the death of Voldemort, Severus Snape leaves Hogwarts to embark on a new business venture that is proving enjoyable and lucrative. A curious Hermione Granger drops in on him. Thank the gods she's nosey as ever.

LMHG. The urge is strong. She wants to. But where? Warning: MATURE, cutting, implied character death.

A few years after Voldemort has fallen, Severus and Hermione are a happily married couple. Or are they?

In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.

Romance for the jaded. LMHG.

My first Star Trek ficcie. Picard is unable to sleep, Data notices he is 'troubled' and decieds to investigate, leading to something akin to love, and an abrupt ending.

Hermione's world turns upside down when she runs into Lucius at Grimmauld Place. Loyalties are tested...and Lucius must figure out why he is drawn to a girl that is everything he always hated. MIICHAN IF YOU WANT TO FLAME SIGN IN SO I CAN RESPOND...IT IS

Hermione is stuck in her boring monotonous life. One horribly boring day makes her realize she needs a little fun in her life. And you'll never believe who gives it to her.

Most people have a list of things that they want to do before they die. Hermione Granger is one of those people. What does Lucius Malfoy have to do with it? One Shot.

After the war, Hermione recalls she and Draco's relationship they had before she killed him. She walked the halls of her favorite school, Hogwarts. She meets up with the last person she wanted to see, Lucius Malfoy. Oneshot! Read & Reiew please!

Hermione discovers a new side of Lucius Malfoy, but can he find that side of himself before it's too late? Lucius/Hermione

SS/HG. Inspired by the WIKTT auction challenge. Hogwarts teachers are up for auction. What will Hermione do with Snape once she's bought him? He doesn't go with any of her clothes. Pleae R&R

Hermione and Snape were thrown together in Hermione's 5th year, but now in her 6th they have grown to become close friends. Sometimes she knows Snape is watching her, and relizes he might want more than just friendship, could she ever love him?ch.9 up new

The students' last night at Hogwarts is traditionally reserved for the Parting Ceremony. It is always a memorable experience, but for Hermione it turned out to be a truly special night. S/H, and it's completed.

After Ron breaks up with her, Hermione finds comfort from an unexpected source. Severus/Hermione

Lore redemption story involving a girl, a couple of Ferengi and some amorous crustaceans...