Dark Glasseshide bio
 My primary fandoms are Harry Potter, Glee, LOTR, Game of Thrones, and one day I plan to immerse myself in Doctor Who and Sherlock Holmes. I like reading and writing and music and talking to myself. If I had a cat that cat would probably know my deepest darkest secrets, but I don't have a cat. I have guinea pigs. If you wish to know about my long term plans for world domination, talk to them. I spend too much time on the internet, and not enough time writing. And socializing. And talking to normal people. Hopefully having an actual account will prompt me to write more stuff. Love, DarkGlasses. applejuicearmy.tumblr.com |
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dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
Roses in December by ckofshadows reviews
In a cozy coffee shop in a small town, a boy with beautiful blue eyes sits at the same table every day, as if he's waiting for something, or someone. Blaine feels strangely compelled to sit down and talk with him… and discovers the unimaginable.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 104,177 - Reviews: 4541 - Favs: 3,181 - Follows: 4,534 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Goodnight by Keitorin Asthore reviews
AU. The last thing Burt Hummel wanted was a foster kid, especially one as skittish as Kurt. But when he finds out that Kurt has been viciously abused, it changes the game. Maybe he needs this kid as much as the kid needs him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,753 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H.
Desperate Times by Oh-Woffie reviews
AU. After his heart attack Burt is unable to continue full time at Hummel Tires and Lube, but he can't afford to pay to hire on another employee. He is left with one option: to buy an adoptive. Slave!Blaine and PapaBear!Burt, no kink or smut.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,762 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Blaine A., Burt H.
If I Knew you were Coming I'd Have Baked a Cake by 7895764757 reviews
Kurt is the personal assistant to Cooper Anderson. Every morning he visits a bakery owned by Blaine, who he doesn't know is Cooper's bother, to get breakfast and coffee for his boss. Blaine has a crush on Kurt, but has no idea he works for Cooper.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,727 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Fanfare by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt Hummel is everything Blaine wants to be: out and proud, talented, and courageous. Blaine would love to tell him how he feels, but then, Kurt Hummel is a famous singer and actor and he will never know that Blaine even exists. Right?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,572 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
If I Die Young by BlowTheCandlesOut reviews
As Kurt finished up high school, he had plans to finally escape Ohio with Blaine, but when tragedy strikes, both Blaine and Kurt must try to contend with obstacles they never dreamed of encountering
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 269,634 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Transitive Relation by Lemon Row reviews
Sherlock and John share a moment curled up in bed with their newborn son.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Heart Can Never Be Still by fleurdelisee reviews
Blaine gets admitted into a religious institution meant to cure young men from their homosexuality. There he meets Kurt, who's been there for months and whose assimilation has been going swimmingly – until he meets Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,921 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
It's a BoyGirl Glee Club by dirtytrix reviews
The glee club throw caution to the wind and their no alcohol pledge and throw a party to welcome Kurt home to McKinley, but when they wake up the next morning as opposite genders they have to check they're sober. CRACK FIC. Rated M for lang/awkward smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,217 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Puck, Rachel B.
Conversations with Spoons by Calendulam reviews
Kurt and Santana visit Blaine after his operation. Another member of his family turns up to check on him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Another Story by ckofshadows reviews
It's okay if you're mad at me, as long as you're mine. Are you still mine? /Sequel to The Secret/
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,474 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12382 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fix by jetsfanforlyfe reviews
Drabble/Ficlet. Blaine's father comments on Blaine's opening night performance, which drives Blaine to the auditorium to practice. The First Time spoilers.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Miss Holliday Goes To Dalton by GlassParade reviews
Holly Holliday finds herself at Dalton Academy after all hell breaks loose in Blaine Anderson's formerly orderly life. Take one lost teen, add an unconventional teacher and the Warblers, and wonder if Dalton and its inhabitants will ever be the same...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,145 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Holly H., Blaine A. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5560 - Favs: 12,866 - Follows: 1,692 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Prefer to Text by ellie.hell reviews
Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 163 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by helloclaude reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 138 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 4,362 - Follows: 938 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete