New and INSANE Shinobi is not by me, it's by Electra.

IF YOU HAVE EVER DONE ANY OF THESE...PUT THEM IN YOUR PROFILE!

IF YOU HAVE EVER SCARED YOURSELF WHEN YOU LOOKED IN THE MIRROR

IF YOU HAVE EVER WALKED INTO A GLASS DOOR

IF YOU HAVE EVER FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER

IF YOU HAVE EVER DONE SOMETHING TO EMBARRSE YOUSELF/OR THE GUY YOU LIKED

IF YOU HAVE EVER ASKED YOURSELF A QUESTION AND ANSWERED IT

IF YOU HAVE EVER KISSED A POSTER THAT IS IN YOUR BEDROOM

IF YOU HAVE EVER TRIPPED YOURSELF

IF YOU HAVE EVER TRIPPED SOMEONE ELSE ON ACCIDENT

IF YOU EVER GET RANDOM THOUGHTS WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO SOMEONE, BUT THE THOUGHT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOR CONVERSATION.

IF WHEN YOU LAUGHED YOU SNORTED REALLY LOUD

IF YOU HAVE EVER TRIPPED OVER A 'WATCH YOU STEP' SIGN

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide!

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you

Some things I've noticed...

Parents spend the first part of ur life teaching you to walk and talk, they spend the rest of it telling u 2 sit down & be quiet

whoever said nothing's impossible never tried slamming a revolving door, or tried making me give up on insanity

people who don't approve of insanity r insane

little siblings r cute, then they grow up

I get good grades, but I don't know anything

I'm not popular, I've got plenty of friends

Greetings humans, I is Asuka. my real age shalt not be revealed. i just lost the game!! do you like pie? cuz i like pie. i dunno if Obama likes pie, but i know my mom likes pie. does ur mom like pie? does ur dad like pie? i like pie. do you like pi? if u does not like pie you need to die. SICK 'EM FROTHY!! MWAHAHHAHAHA!! U SHALL MEET YOUR DOOM ONCE MY RABID CAT FROTHY IS DONE KILLING WAAAAY TOO MANY OTHER HUMANS. go Chuck Norris! woot! hello! btw, do you like pie?

Favorite songs: Misguided Ghosts by Paramore

School: is only tollerable (egad! big word!!) because i get to see my friends.

Siblings: a big brother who needs to be kicked. IN. THE. PLACE.

Interests: music, my buds (I STALK THEM haha, jk jk), poking people, poking Bradley, poking Mish cuz she spazes pokeSPAZpokeSPAZ haha, see, it's fun!

What was the last book you read?: Anyone But You by, uh... i do't remember...

What's on your T.V right now?: SPONGEBOB!!

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?: my mom "yeah... no it's not, see... nyah"

What was the last thing you ate?: top ramen (chicken flavored :3 )

What's your personality like?: hyper, SUPER SERIOU- haha!! i can't even say it! random, insane

Who do you have a crush on?: his name starts with a "B" and that is all i shall say

What was the last thing you thought?: i want key lime pie...

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?: WE MISS YOU BUSH!!

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?: get guitar lessons, buy whatever clothes i want (i'm not girly, i just never get to shop), go to the mall (never been there) GO TO KNOTT'S BERRY FARM!!

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you: Diet Coke

What are you eating/drinking right now?: Guess? Diet Coke.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?: What you are reading RIGHT NOW!

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it?: "Well, when you came to visit me in April, it looked"

What's it like being you?: meh

What are your thoughts on writing?: it can be fun

How tall are you?: 5'2"-ish

What book are you currently reading?: Fallen by some unknown person

What music are you listening to?: Misery Buisness by Paramore

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?: www.playlist.com

What was the last thing you cooked?: ummm... hmmm... mac and cheese??

What color are the walls of the room you are in?: white

Do you know who the governor of your state is?: Arnie

Ketchup or Mustard?: Ketchup

How many different programs are on your computer right now?: Programs? Sorry, not sure where you're going with that...

Have you ever been water-skiing?: No, but I want to.

What is the weather like?: Dark

Are you going an vacation this summer and where?: idk. probably Hawaii (again)

Anything else?: I just lost the game (see below to find out what the heck that is.)

What's your favourite article of clothing?: either my black skinny jeans, uggs, or my Fierce Revision jacket

What's your favourite childhood memory?: tch, idk

Scariest moment of your life?: i don't remember. too many...

One word that would best describe you?: Out-of-it

What is your favourite month in the summer?: July cuz that's my birthday

What's your favourite number?: 18

What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you?: "You're insane!"

What does your username mean?: it's the name of my character in Electra's fanfic

What is your favourite Disney movie?: i have no idea.

What made you smile today?: stuff goin' on at lunch

Last thing you said out loud?: that commercial... thing... was... CREEPY...

Last rainbow you saw?: uh, the computer screen. duh

Do you want a hair cut?: Nah, i already got it cut somewhat recently

Are you musically inclined?: I live for music.

Have you ever been in a fight?: define fight

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats. well i like both...
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. edwart will always be there to protect you from sega...
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
x You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Heck yeah!
x Sports are fun.
x Talk with food in your mouth. uh, yeah, when i'm at Electra's house at least
Sleep with your socks on at night nah, for some reason it bugs the heck outta me

TOTAL: 18