Well, Hi.

I've been lurking on this page since 2007. Thought maybe it was time to post something myself, or at least make an account.

It disturbs me that anyone would be reading this. Carry on at your own risk, for my ego may squish you. Or something.

E-mail: razi_stranger@hotmail.com Feel free.

Name: I go by many names, the most obvious one at the moment being Razi. I don't mind people knowing my other names, cuz I really just have so MANY. Razi Stranger, Gin Lavone, Sarah Train, Maya Finkle... Doesn't matter. I'll always have more masks.

Gender: Chick.

Orientation: I once realized that I honestly don't care about what gender people are, at least not physically. So, yeah, call me bi.

Age: Wouldn't you like to know. Well, maybe not, but you don't get to, anyways.

Umm, favoured books: Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Odd Hours by Dean Koontz, ummmm... I read Shakespeare. Well. And Fanfiction.

Fav anime/manga: Death note, Naruto, Bleach, Black Cat, D.Grayman, Ouran High School Host Club, xxxHolic, Kuroshitsuji, Love Hina, Paranoia Agent...

Fav fandoms: Harry Potter, Naruto and Death Note.

I'm not even gonna start listing my favourite pairings... I can really like about all pairings, as long as they're written well enough. I don't like most canon pairings (Though the canon pairings I do like, I usually adore). And I'm a SLASHER! Beware. Though, usually, I like the person most commonly being the most submessive in a pairing being the most dominant and vice versa. (Example; I like Harry(dom)/Draco(sub), as opposed to Draco(dom)/Harry(sub).) Do I have to mention I like Dom/sub relationships? Well, some of them are gross and overdone, no offence to anybody, but the has to be a certain balance. I need to stop rambeling, too.

Random facts about myself and the things I like/dislike:

I am myself not religious in any way, but still hopelessly facsinated by religion.

I own a copy of the Bible from about year 1800.

I love (love, love, love, love, love!) greek mythology.

I own a copy of the complete works of William Shakespeare. Alot of them in two languages. (Official works, not letters and stuff.)

I own a killer-machine-cat, and have the scars to prove it.

I love toast.

I love cocoa.

I love tea.

During the week (not weekends and vacations), I get, at an average, about 3-4 hours of sleep.

... I have dark circles around my eyes.

I never ever wear skirts or dresses.

I need, and wear, glasses.

I would need to be within about 10-20 cm from your face to see it clearly.

I wear black, mostly. Black is my default mode of clothing. The colours I wear in the summer are mostly greens and browns. And black. Yeah.

I think the standard for english-skills in my age group in Norway is just poor.

I never use chat-speak, in any way, shape or form. Just, ew. No.

I abhor the nasty changes the Norwegian language is undergoing. The only word for them is UGLY.

I am always suprised/amazed when I find clothes that suit me.

I'm a morbid bugger.

I like the taste of blood.

I'm a teenager.

I rejoice when I fall down stairs. I get tired of falling up them. Is there any way to make the former sentence grammatically correct?

Bad luck, low motivation and semi-insomnia...

...Yeah. That about says it. Okay, not really.

Bad luck: One. Tooth. One frikkin tooth decides to be a rebel and not going where it's supposed to, and holy moly, I stand before 3-4 years of braces and oral surgeries. Joy.

Yeah, and when I sneeze, my knee jerks upwards, and somehow, there's always a table just there.

Low motivation and semi-insomnia: There was this one short-story we were supposed to write at school. I was sick that day. Then, I'm supposed to write it at home. The next week, the evening before the last deadline, I stand. With no frikkin' short-story. It didn't help that it was supposed to be written in a language I'm not all that steady in. I started writing at about 12:00 p.m. I was done about 6:00 a.m. My wake-up call was going to come at 07:30. It's quite depressing to fall asleep to the sounds of my brother waking up.

This sort of thing is a depressingly usual occurance.

Stories:

This Insanity

(Harry Potter fandom)

Probably going to stay a oneshot, if I don't get an insane inspiration-spurt.

Rating: Mature

(Warnings: prisoner fic(?), Insane!Dark!Sadistic!Masochistic!Harry(O_x). Violence, sexual situations, blood, self-mutilation, slash, het... )

These warnings were in my plans. The warnings for now are something like:

Swearing, blood, self mutilation, reference to violence and disturbing themes.

Or something.

I think this piece is much lighter than it sounds.

Other shit:

I think I might write something purely inspirational, just to get my writing-mojo back... I'll probably set up a "story" for my random snippets of inspiration.

That's all for now. Rejoice.