Ok, I'm not going to say heaps about me, because I'm not only lazy, but I'm sure you don't really want to hear all of the boring details about me. So, this is what you get...

1: I live in Australia (w00t!)

2: I live in Mooloolah (which narrows it down to about 1 in 2,500 people)

3: I'm sort of a newbie at this writing bizzo, so CUT ME SOME SLACK...please.

4: On to likes and dislikes: Most people like music, and I like to consider myself 'most people' so I like Disturbed, System of a Down, Breaking Benjamin, Whoever-it-is-that-makes-the-Halo-3-Soundtrack, and, most importantly, Etcetera!

5: I am what you'd call a nerd, although if you have enough time to come onto profiles like mine, I'm guessing you are to. Unless you're a publisher looking for a good fanfic to publish. In which case why are you even here? I like Xbox 360 (Yes, that does include the Halo Triology. The Master Chief does not die, retards!), computers, and generally making my teachers' lives hell.

6: I am in High School, so I won't be the sort of Uber-guy that manages to pump out a chapter a night, although I'll try anyway. It'll probably kill me in the end, but if I make you readers happy, then I hope you'll pay for my burial.

7: I would like to take the No. 7 spot to thank all the people who helped me bother writing my fanfics. If you're not one of my friends, just skip this part and go to No. 8. If you are one of my friends, then stick around. Your name might be up on the La5t Res0rt Wall of Gratitude. Thank you Sammy C, for getting me into Naruto. Thank you Leah, for being a crazy lady that promised to kick my ass if I didn't put at least one Naruto fanfic on FanFiction.net. Luckily, my ass is still intact...for now. Um, thank you mum(?) for letting me get a laptop, so I can sit on my comfy bed, pound out some Uber-music and do what I do best, although I don't know what that is yet. And lastly, thank you dad, although I don't know what for yet. Maybe urging me to put my first story on a site like this. Now, onto the online 'thank-yous'. The only one I have so far is Dragonbeast99 for doing an AWESOME NaruHina Fanfic, which sorta kinda inspired me to continue writing mine, even when I thought of doing the impossible task of tapping the 'delete' button. You should go check it out. Beauty and the Kyubi: A NaruHina love story is what it's called. Seriously though, thanks. Oh, one more thing,I thank YOU for bothering to look at my profile and (hopefully) reviewing my stories. I'm cool with constructive critisism, but please don't spam my books just because it isn't up to your standards.

8: Sure, maybe my first book, Naruto: An Extra Member, wasn't too hot. I'll try and get better, I swear! For me to do that, however, I need reviews. It only takes a minute or two to say what you liked and disliked about the book. Thanks.

9: I'm going to say this here so that I don't say it at the start of every book/chapter I write. I do not own any part of the manga or anime series' I base my FanFiction's off. I suppose I own a couple of Naruto manga comics, but that's beside the point. Thank you to Masashi Kishimoto, for creating the kick-ass manga/anime Naruto. However, if Naruto does get killed off before becoming Hokage, the yellow pages in well within reach, and the first spot I'll be looking for will be H for Hitmen.

10: This last point might be slightly controversial, but since this is my profile, I'd just like to say...NARU/HINA FOREVER!!

That is all.
Thank you and goodnight.

"Side-by-side we march as One
Humans and Elites will die
Earth falls to my Fear
So hold no hope" - Gravemind, Halo 3

Spartan-117, Lest we Forget. You will find your SPARTANs, and you will bring them home.

-- xXLa5t Res0rtXx