Hey, whats up?

My names Christopher, but please call me Chris, Christopher's too formal.

Stuff about me!!
Age: 14, and im in 9th grade!!!High School Rocks!
Height/Weight: 5 foot 10, somewhere around 150 lbs.
Interests: X-Box, Ps3, nds, reading, Sleeping and being Lazy in General! I also make an effort to not study for my classes and try to procrastinate( is that spelled right?) as much as possible.
Sex: No thank you, but i prefer females.

Im not sure if im going to make some fic's, i have some good ideas but im not sure if im going to use them. Just give me a hollar(email) if you want an idea for a twilight story or something. If you do decide to write to me, dont expect to hear back for at least a 1/2 week, because i only check my email once every week or two.

Twilight!

Ok, im going to be frank here, twilight is terrible. Now before you try to hate on me let me explain! Stephanie is and was a genius with her writing, but honstly the characters in the book are horrible. Edward = Over-protective retard, Bella = Insecure, helpless child who needs to have everything go her way. Rosaline = Hot, cheap pick-up fuck, come-dumpster. Emmett = Retard, enough said... Carlisle = Not a vampire, he shouldnt have perfect control. Alice = Psychopathic chick. Anyway now that that part of the ranting is done, let me include some more ranting. The story is horrible! 1) It took 4 books to get bella to change, it could have happened in two! 2) Bella doesnt lose her humanity period! Bella smells a human when she is a newborn, and boesnt want to get the blood. Its just terrible... 3) Renesmee is a horrible mistake! It just seems that edward wants nothing to do with naming his child, and Jacob imprints on renesmee, which is horrible! She even contradicts herself with the whole "baby" thing. If you get vemon in the bloodstream then you start to turn into a vampire. So when Edward comes into bella, shouldnt she turn into a vampire? Also the story worked out way too well. Bella having the perfect wedding, getting a child, having sex as a human, going to prom, shes doing this with a vampire for god's sake. Also bella doesnt scream when she is getting changed. In the book it describes the changing the worst experience of their life, blinding pain and torture, burning agony. Bella doesnt scream, WTF. Now, usually girls scream if they see a spider, get frightened, break a nail, get a small cut, or scream just for the hell of it, my point is, it doesnt take much for them to scream. Bella experiences the worst pain of her life, she never screams, WTFHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, my rant is almost done. Now, the Volturi fight. The volturi run scared, tail inbetween their legs. wth. The fight is dragged on for soooo long and nothing interesting happens. Each book something happens that is interesting, the last book is pointless and only makes bellas life better and all fixed up. Twilight sucks...