Hey, Demigods! This is my profile!

Name: Megan

Birth Date: Sometime in June!

Godly Parent: Poseidon!

Race: Demigod...

Favorite books: Percy Jackson And The Olympians, Heroes Of Olympus, The Sight, Fell, Secrets Of The Immortal Nicholas Flammel, Vet Volunteers, Guardians Of Ga'Hoole, Julie Of The Wolves, Shiver, and

Favorite Movies: Percy Jackson, (can't wait till the Sea Of Monsters!), Footloose, Hugo, Bridge To Terabithia, Titanic, Clash Of The Titans, and Wrath Of The Titans.

Favorite Color: Gray, Teal, and Aqua.

Favorite Hobby: Reading, playing sports, and hanging with friends.

Contact: meganjlanphere@hotmail.com (fanfiction use only)

Twitter: Ymmegan

Recent things going on...

-Watching Wheel Of Fortune, then Jeopardy! I feel smart watching these...

-Trying to make my profile after like 2 months of having a profile...

-Ummmm...thinking.

-Trying to write more to my stories...

-Have Wagon Wheel by Darius Rucker in my head

-Get to volunteer at the Humane Society!

-Going to read The Alchemyst!

-I ran out of things i'm doing...alrighty then!

Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I’m at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

I completely love this! I'm sooo gunna live by it!! :D

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PJO Fans/ Normal people!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

1.You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

2.You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

3.You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

4.You know which pages the good parts are on.

5.You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

6.You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

7.You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

8.You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

9.You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

10.You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

11.You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

12.You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

13.You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

14.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

15.You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

16.You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

17.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

18.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

19.You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

20.You dream about PJO every night.

21.You curse a god/goddess a lot.

22.You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

23.You know PJO better then most sane people

24.You have links to every great PJO site

25.You add things to the list every day

26.You know what you would do if you were Percy

27.You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NO! Nico don't turn evil!!)

28.At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

29.You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

30.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

31.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

32.You are trying to learn Greek

33.You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

34.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

35.You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

36.You have an instant crush on Nico!

37.You just have to research more about greek mythology

38.You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

39.You want to learn Latin

40.You copy/paste this onto your profile

41.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

42.You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

43.You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

44.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

45.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

46.You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

47.You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

48.You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

49.You were so busy reading that you missed number 41

50.You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

51.You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

52.You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!!

53. You try to convince your friends to read PJO ( Lol, i do that all the time...)

Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

-You burn food to see if it smells good.

-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

-Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family.

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

-You sometimes try to control water.

-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

-Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

-You are a PJO character for Halloween.

-Recite lines randomly from the books.

-When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)

-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

-You have dreams about PJO characters/events

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

-That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies

-And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

-You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time!

-You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. -You give all your siblings god parents -You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. -You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. -You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. -You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

This is soooo me!!!

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

P-erfect!

E-xciting

R-ocks

C-ool

Y-yes! hes awesome!!!

A-mazing or Always has a plan

N-ows alot

N-othing gets in her way

A-rchtiecture

B-eautiful

E-xciting

T-oo Intelligent

H-eroic

Percy Jackson & The Olympians Rule!!!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do:

When she walks away from you mad

Follow her

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you

Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder

Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands

Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

don't look away until she does

When she misses you

she's hurting inside

When you break her heart

the pain never really goes away

When she says its over

she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin

she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's butt am I kicking?"

Awwwwww

Put this in your profile if you love to laugh!

(Put this on your page if u like music) (o) music

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Percy

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? Blue

3. Your first initial? M

4. Your month of birth? June

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? White

6. Name of a person of the same Gender as you. Emily

7. Your favorite number? 13, 23

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California (even if it's dangerous for Demigods!)

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish for all wars to end!

Are you done? Yap!

If so scroll down (don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person. Yap, I love Percy Jackson!

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Aww!

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. Awesome!

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. Yay, but kinda sad!

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be great, and you will go through lots of drama and heartbreak, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. I gotta find out who that is!

6. This person is your best friend. (That’s true)

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. (geez, so many!)

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure. Yes, I do!!!

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. I do! This is so me!

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday(I hope so, I wonder if it actually will...)

Not PJO related. Please read

Let's all go back to our first story. You'd signed up for your account and waited patiently for the waiting period before new users could post stories. And then, finally, you hit the post story button, and waited. Don't we all remember how excited we were when we checked the review count and see we'd actually gotten a review? We didn't even care if it was a three word "Good chapter, update." (even though we wished for more.) And as the reviews came in, you felt that smile creep across your face. The excitement (however small) you get when you see the review count go up is always enjoyable.

Are we really so cruel as to deny someone that feeling? It only takes five minutes tops. Join the revolution, take the pledge and paste this onto your profile.

I, Mythology1323, pledge to always try to thoughtfully review every chapter of every story I read. I pledge to not leave flames and only offer advice. I pledge to raise the review count, one chapter at a time.

Contrary why to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth a billion words.

When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies. (woo! Live forever)

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.

All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

President Roosevelt said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth . . . just kidding. Percabeth is first.

There are two types of people in the world . . . people that stink, and Percabeth shippers.

Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires. (That's what the bear says on the commercials)

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper(OR, but only, if the pen is Riptide.).

Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ". . . a Percabeth shipper."

He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth . . . dies.

People have often asked the United States, "What is your secret weapon against terrorists?" We simply reply . . . Percabeth.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice.

Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

Pi= Perc.abeth

Percabeth.

(Soooooo true!!!XD)

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with nerdy things that only she would like, who can express herself better with writing than talking, and knows the importance of the little things in life that most ove

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile. (Percy)

If you have a crush on a book character copy and post this into your profile. (Percy...again...)

Even if you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenage population does or had tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds make the world go round. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.