Consumed by a psychotic mind & driven by Instinct, Pyramid Head knows nothing but suffering. But when a young girl escapes the church & crosses paths with the demon, he must fight for his sanity and what he has come to love more than the taste of blood...

When an unsuspecting girl is forced to babysit four of the world's most famous slashers, what hijinks will ensue? And more importantly, will she get out alive? NOTE: On hiatus until further notice.

Tony, a gun and cocaine is a very dangerous combination.

No one ever expected them to get along, it seemed inevitable that they hate each other. But underneath each argument and fight there lurked something stronger. KakuHidan, rated for language, gore, violence, and of course, yaoi.

It took him years to perfect the illusion. And all it took was one clever, slightly unstable psychologist to ruin everything, to see beyond the mask and recognize him for what he really was. Emory Brighton knew she was signing her death warrant when she agreed to meet Michael, because Emory knew the truth... that Michael wasn't mentally unstable. He was just very, very smart.

Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!