Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
For ever and ever,
Ed-men

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile

-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile

-If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

-If You Are On Team Jacob Even Though You Love Edward

-If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I screamed and threw a fit, haha. i also cursed Edward)

-If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist(EveryTime I See The Leaves On A Tree Shine I Think Its One Of The Cullens), copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.