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Author has written 7 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Um, Good Evening ( if it so happens to be any other time, sod off)

My name is Eanna...

Honestly, doesn't this profile tell you enough about me? What is the point of this box, anyway?

Ooooh.. I get it. This is a box where you type away, thinking you're so clever; only to come back in a year and realise how stupid you were for writing all this about yourself.

Hurrah for this box, then.

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Oresama's Nekogirisu by Erikroolsall reviews
After a faulty summoning ritual, England is turned into a cat and lands himself in Prussia's care. Dealing with his new 'owner', that blasted yellow bird, and the issue of escaping, England has his paws full.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,321 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 6/15/2011 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Smells like love by Darkblacklily reviews
England's latest spell has backfired, again. Instead of a spell to make everyone fall in love with his cooking, they have fallen in love with HIM, and they won't leave him alone. Will he be able to survive all of their 'affections? ?/England England/?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,770 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Bodyswap by Shiva491 reviews
England and America bodyswap in the middle of the night. Neither knows why. Then they wake up, and things go downhill from there. Rated T for England's language and limited violence. Comedy, but mostly not crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 60,970 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 5/7/2011 - America, England/Britain
The Invitational Year by Demand Truth reviews
Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,902 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
For our Amusement by Lady-Kiri reviews
Rumor has it around the UN that England screams out someone else's name in the heat of the moment , and it has happened on more than one occasion. Some find this funny, others are not as amused. Germany just wants everyone to pay attention.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,751 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Germany Kyle Show by KingKenny'sButler reviews
Germany has his own show. Italy and others are in it too. It like the Jeremy Kyle show but Hetalia style. Contains mad countries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
The Light in the Darkness by amelieelizabet reviews
I vowed never to tell him how I felt, for I didn't want to lose the one person who put up with me, and kept this vow, until one particular case threw my world into disarray. It was the case that rendered me blind. SHJW Pre-Slash COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,689 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Prepare for Italian Intelligence! by Fobwatch reviews
It's 2010, a long time since WWII. Italy's last spying blunder is largely forgotten by everyone…except, unsurprisingly, Germany. Genuinely concerned about Italy's espionage abilities, Germany sends Italy to England to learn...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,215 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2011 - N. Italy, England/Britain
Our Story by AwesomeYoyoIsAwesome reviews
A Gakuen AU told in Gilbert's POV about how they fell in love. Story sucks. Summary sucks. I wasted a lot of time doing this thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2011 - England/Britain, Prussia
We Don't Need No Education by Eleanor Rigby-Kirkland reviews
Well, hopefully you don't, because you're not getting it from these guys. How exactly so many stark mad teachers ended up at the same school, and how ANY of them haven't been fired and/or arrested, well, I couldn't say. At least it makes for good reading.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,830 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - England/Britain, America
Oh God, Get Me Out! by Triangular Prism reviews
Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia
Dreamng With a Broken Heart by arjelle reviews
Many people have childhood friends. I had one too. The only difference is that I was the only one who could see him. USUK O/S
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,494 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Join the Club by Gaarin reviews
High-school AU. After a particularly bad food fight, Antonio, Gilbert, and Francis are all forced to join clubs at their school. FrUK PruAus Spamano USCan RoChu
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/12/2011 - France, England/Britain
Diary Of A Tsundere by XxNiji-The-Pedo-BearxX reviews
England has been forced to start writing a diary by France, can't be all that bad right? Rated T for safety,
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - England/Britain, America
Out of Your Head by screammealullaby reviews
Photographer Arthur Kirkland's next job takes him from England to America for to photograph one Alfred F. Jones, what will happen? full summary inside, it's not as lame as it sounds AU, UsUk to ensue
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,565 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Fireworks by Tsuyucchi reviews
America invites England to come join the fourth of July festivities. Lucky for America, England was hammered or he would have said no. America also learns England can make eating a hot dog pretty damn sexy. Who knew? USUK. As fluffy as a sheep. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I am not the one who will cry by ButterFish reviews
Alfred becomes a volunteer and has to do some cleaning at Arthur Kirkland's house. The guy is ill and needs help; but he's incredibly rude! But as Alfred gets closer to him, he learns to like the man. But is it good falling for someone who is dying? -USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,113 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Camp Hetalia by Teenage Mouse reviews
Arthur attends Camp Hetalia and grudgingly becomes friends with the obnoxious Alfred F. Jones. Then gets a crush on him, because he just can't help it. Written for the Summer Camp event on the USUK community over on LiveJournal. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,980 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - England/Britain, America
Intro to Awesome by MaryHammieQ reviews
I must admit that at first, I didn't get the whole concept of 'awesome'. I never really understood anything back then... Until that asshole, Kirkland, stumbled across my life...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - England/Britain, Prussia
Awesomesauce by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACK SMUT. America gets really turned on by food. England gets really turned on by America. Super cracky foodplay smut, written for lulz in America's totally awesome POV, dudes. USUK / UKUS. Yes, both.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,384 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5560 - Favs: 12,866 - Follows: 1,692 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Vignettes of a Newfound Life by Gecko Osco reviews
A Simple Ghost Story epilogue. Life is an experience you must live, especially if you've been dead for a hundred years. 10 snippets of Arthur and Alfred's life. Non-linear; USUK, some Prussia/Hungary, Canada/Ukraine.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,421 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Simple Ghost Story by Gecko Osco reviews
Just the same old story; boy meets ghost, boy falls for ghost, the rest is simple. No matter what Alfred thinks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,566 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Trick or Treat by lucky seventh reviews
In which America hosts a Halloween party and England is late. "Yeah, right, I wasn't scared, England. I was just startled and then the punch spilled and I slipped, okay?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Nobody Expects! by voldemortsfanfiction reviews
When Spain burst into the G8, America was expecting Germany to yell at him, not to England to...react like that! Why didn't he stop? Why was France laughing creepily and Japan with a camera? Why didn't England stop? USUK One-Shot /Monty Python reference/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/31/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Engaged by RobinRocks reviews
America and England decide to put the Transatlantic Telephone Room to better use. Too bad Churchill needs to make a phonecall. Implied USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/12/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Guns with a Candy Bar by Mooncatcher reviews
Mafia AU. Denmark, England and Prussia set out on a mission. Fail ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
Being caught lying may result in a kiss by ButterFish reviews
Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 177 - Published: 8/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Strange Powers by Tinstars reviews
America thought it would be funny to turn the device on himself. What's the worst that could happen? Y'know, aside from accidentally falling in love with your friend. This is my continuation of "America's strange invention" from the end of Comic Diary 8.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,655 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hetalia Fairytales I: Masterman by Kita Kitsune reviews
A bored prince leaves home and is employed by a giant who assigns him chores, which he would undoubtedly fail at were it not for the aid of the house's resident sorcerer. : Oneshot AU, US/UK/US : Language, violence, boy love/BL.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,320 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Arthur's Phases by Smrtypantz reviews
You couldn’t describe Arthur Kirkland with just one word, mainly because there were just too many things that he was. A drabble fic about all of Arthur's different personalities in Alfred's POV Ch. 13 Sick England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,660 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - England/Britain, America
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Strangers Are No Danger
Alfred was in line to run Jones's clothes, Kirkland ribbons is competition. At a business convention, he is warned by his father of Arthur. Then, something drastic happens; the government is up to something and Arthur is the only one to offer help.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2012 - America, England/Britain
A line in time, forced fate reviews
That Sod! Why is Elizaveta with that bloody sod? ' He's not that bad' She said. SHE DOES NOT KNOW THE TRUE HIM! My past was all his fault, don't bring him closer! Not in Arthur's POV, Eventual PRUK, one sided GERUK, USUK, Britcest and mild HUNPRU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - England/Britain, Prussia
The interview reviews
Arthur pops into a Starbucks before heading off to work...But an obnoxious American starts chatting him up... USUK, but not anything remotely romantic XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dear Alfred, reviews
England writes to Alfred to say he's moved on. After all those years...All because of one man. It is better than the summarry, trust me
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/6/2012 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Bootprints reviews
USUK, UKUS Two-shot hints of Britcest, franceXsey, GerIta and PrUK. Italy's holding a party, and what is this time for? Why, getting some of Arthur of course! Well, that's what Alfred thinks...Not smut, just fudged up fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Undoubtedly screwed in more ways than one reviews
America's gone and lost Britains tea..AGAIN. Yep, hes bloody pissed about it too. But trying to sort out the predicament is not being so easy..Eventual USUK, Mild Crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,329 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - England/Britain, America
Cupboard full of costumes reviews
Alfred and Arthur are forced in the closet for punishment at school. But they find some cool costumes seme!Uk/US rated teen because it's so damn sexy XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete