What would have happened if Crowfeather and Leafpool had never met Midnight on the moorlands after their fateful decision to elope together? Leafpool loves Crowfeather with all her heart, but she has her concerns.

An accident with Aphrodite goes wrong and Percy and Annabeth can hear each other's thoughts. Well this makes secretly being in love with your best friend awkward...T

Cats of all shapes and sizes are sending in their funny videos for a chance to win prizes! Please vote now for your fav. video to win! Sit back and enjoy the show!

Gaz and SKOODGE? Tak and GIR? Would ANYONE date Ms. Bitters? A collection of one-shots and drabbles for when ZADR just ain't weird enough. Dedicated to FluffleNeCharka; cover image by The Illustrious Crackpot. Newest pairing: KARKR.

She has survived her apprenticeship. Now the daughter of Dovewing must uphold her prophecy foretold by the stars, that she will bring peace only through destruction. She must undertake an incredible journey to unite the lost Clan with the four, fulfil an ancient oath, and protect against the shadows of the Clans' past. She won't walk alone. Sequel to Daughter of the Sun.

It was the perfect name, her mother said. But it wasn't. Rated T ONLY for battles and deaths - it's no worse than the official books.

Hermione finds herself kissing her boyfriend Ron in the Astronomy tower on a beautiful night, but there's one problem... It's not Ron.

A patchwork year snatching days from all across time. From Marauders to the next generation, everything in between, and maybe a lot before. A ficlet a day. December 3, Teddy manages to cheer Harry up for the Holidays.

Warriors FanFictions tend to get a bit crazy at times. This is my version of "Dear FanFiction Writers" for Warriors to create some well-intended humor. Please come in and enjoy the story. Sit down, sip a cup of hot chocolate, and have a few good laughs. This is not meant to offend anyone.

An apprentice with prophetic dreams. A forgotten Clan returns. The land of the dead threatened. The peace of the world shattered with the arrival of a strange kit with wisdom far beyond her years, who knows not only of the past, but also of the future of the Clans. Can Skypaw and Aura work together to save both this world and beyond from a danger that even Rock did not foresee?

Zim decided something; he needed to kiss Gaz again. Old fic of mine, now complete.

Pretty much what the title says. If you create a character please add more nymphs and mortals and have some hunters in training and rookies, also some can become huntresses in the story or become a hunter in training in the story also, no more Nyx demigods

Give the Clans some cell phones and what do you get? Prank calling, horrible ringtones, annoyed toms in Starclan, and a crazy new prophecy that is sure to end the warrior world as we know it - until the appropriate cat saves everyone, of course. Ha, and you thought that AIMS and emails were bad...

I'm doing a story but I need characters, that's where you come in! Please submit a character for my story :D

Why the Avengers can't have nice things. UPDATED: happy birthday, Fury! They're bringing the party to you.

"I want to be just like you..." Little did Whitepool know, when her apprentice, Bluepaw, said that, she meant it. And Bluepaw will do anything to be Whitepool. Anything. (THE UPDATED CHAPTER IS AN AUTHORS NOTE, BUT A MUST READ!)

"I came, I saw, I conquered." But not everything is that simple... Co-authored with GoldenRinglets.

In the final months of the war, Harry entrusted Ron with a bundle of parchments marked 'just in case'. More than seventeen years later, Teddy accidentally unroots a bit of the past. But once he starts reading, he can't stop.

Thistlescar wouldn't let anything stand in his way of becoming deputy, not even Robinfeather. (Implied slash.)

The one and only , MY IMMORTAL, with commentary from me. You know you want to read it. I don't know how many brain cells I'll have left after this. So read and review. Rated T for murder of the English language and horrible descriptions. COMPLETE

Bramblepaw knows why he is here. His only reason in life is to protect his small sister, Rainpaw, from the dangers of being a former loner in a Clan cat's world. But little does he know that a cat of his past is slinking nearer and nearer, responsible for the outraging murders in the forest framed on Bramblepaw. But can Bramblepaw step up for justice?

Welcome to the new Clans, FireClan, FlareClan, FlameClan and ForestClan. Join three kits of FlareClan as they struggle to cope with the idiocy of their fellow Clanmates. Please read, review and flame all you like! Enjoy and have a good laugh!

Sirius finds a list of 43 things to do in an exam if you're going to fail anyway and he and James are going to do every one.

Knock, Knock After losing a bet to Connor, Travis must go cabin to cabin, and entertain the leader with a strange fact that relates to each cabin.Also while wearing a costume of Connor's choice.

She would have saved the Clans. An unborn kit was foretold by StarClan to become the strongest leader any Clan had ever seen...But something went wrong, and the kit was stillborn. So StarClan chose her sister to take her place. But it's a lot of stress for one cat, to be trained for something unknown. Especially when the cat who must learn to rule a Clan was never destined to...

Warriors, dead or alive, are chosen to be tortured/dared in the best ways... Rated T for language and minor violence.

30 years after the PJO and HoO series, Camp Half-Blood reopened after a 5-year closing for renovation. Now, after the waiting period, Camp Half-Blood has made some changes. There is a slight OC contest inside. Using OCs from Submit a Demigod.

Warrior's parody. First Parody, please no flames! What's wrong with Graystripe? Why is everycat singing? Why does Lionpaw have a Dart Gun? And Watch as Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight mess with Ashfur.

A parody of Warriors, that features Jayfeather, Dovewing, Lionblaze, Ivypool and Hollyleaf in the starring roles! Rated M for sex, language, and some violence. Not for those who are easily offended.

Rosekit is ThunderClan's largest trouble-maker. Always finding away to sneak out of camp and watch the life of her Clanmates unfold. With WindClan's bloodthirsty leader, Adderstar, rising in power, Rosekit assumes that those events are the source of ThunderClan leader, Oakstar's fear. But she soon discovers that their leader does not fear WindClan, he fears her.

Legends about love, hate, forgiveness, hope, faith, and many more. These are countless legends passed down from generation to generation. Some have been forgotten, but the cats of StarClan, even the oldest, will remember them forever.

Poems about Warriors, told by themselves. Join their thoughts on loss, love, joy, glory, and everything else. Taking suggestions for moments to write about. Enjoy!

Leafpool and Crowfeather finally find a way to be together. 1st fanfic ever, so...

A collection of one-shots dedicated to the couples of Warriors, both permitted and forbidden.

Like her mother, her uncle, and her father, Mistyfoot was born to lead. Following in Leopardstar's pawsteps, she goes to the Moonpool to get her nine lives... One-shot.

Zim's mission to conquer Earth comes to a standstill when he becomes consumed by his affection for the Gaz-human. His new mission? Win her over. But Dib has a new plan in mind. ZAGR. Slightly AU.

Meeting her was fate, becoming her friend was a choice, but falling in love with her was completely beyond my control. It should have never happened. I should have stayed away. Because now, I'm in love with the cat I am supposed to kill...

Patch finally teaches Nora how to play pool. Rather, attempt to... In the end, nothing really gets done. There's naughty betting and a slight hint of sweet, sweet UST. Rated T for mild and implied adult scenes. Enjoy!

"Connor, I'm going to get my swagger back. See this...500 drachmas. If I don't kiss Katie Gardner by the end of next week, they're all yours." He's Travis Freaking Stoll. He's lost his mojo. He can get this girl, though...right?

It's ZADF has slight ZAGR. Might seem like ZADR but it's not. New dangerous mission for Zim and a series of stories after this fanfic that follow it. Zim Dib Gaz Gir Prof. Membrian Tallest and Invader Zim go to Jhonen Vasquez others go to Me

Katie needs to learn to hold her tongue because words like "I bet..." are like music to Travis's ears. Here's a collection of stupid accidental bets Katie has made with none other than Travis Stoll! Winner of the Most Humorous Verita award, round seven!

A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]

Zim, Dib, and Gaz are finally in Hi Skool. But there's a new girl in town, and she's about to turn Zim's world upside down. Invader Zim will never be the same again. UPDATED! XD REVIEWS GALORE!

50 Reasons you, Annabeth Chase should date me, Percy Jackson

Lily and James have graduated Hogwarts, and continue on with the adventures their lives holds in store for them, in the anticipated sequel to Flower and Prongs.

A kit with strange powers. A prophecy not foretold. Will Tanglepath learn the truth behind her second soul? Or will the Clans crumble in the wake of war?

"And it's just one more thing that he'll be able to add to his patchwork quilt of memories for this night." - Luna/Neville, movie!verse

Travis has a handbook full of them. It would be a shame not to use them. Special line for each cabin persona!

I'm going to start a demigod story. So, submit a demigod. The deadline is July 10. I added a couple of days to it. SUBMISSIONS CLOSED

Hermes, the God of Messengers, interacts with the Mortal World the most and has got himself a snazzy new gadget: The New iPod Touch. Unfortunately for him, the other gods keep stealing it to play these strangely addicting mortal games. T...just for fun.

Series of one-shots about Apollo so what better way to introduce this story then by using a haiku? God of poetry, Writes haiku's about his life. Laughter shall ensue.

Eh... thats it. I meet the troop, a monsterhunting thingy. I dont really like the Troop that much... but I thought it would be pretty interesting if that happened.

The final and well anticipated third book to Flower and Prongs, and Green and Hazel.

After a potions accident, James and Lily switch bodies. However, they need to keep it a secret:- Brewing the potion wasn't exactly in the school rules. Watch how they cope living inside each others skin.

Two thieves get the time of their lives...or not... one night, as they try and rob a very, ahem, strange-looking house.

Not really. Fiona just needed a title. ZaDf stuff, though I can reluctantly see how it could be misinterpreted as ZaDr. One-shot. Please R&R!

By Fiona Nico hurt Thalia. Thalia wants an apology. One-Shot, Thico, and you better R&R or Zues will DESTROY you. Thanks!

Lily Evans has become the new Hogwarts Head Girl, but her partner in action, the Head Boy, is her long hated enemy, James Potter.

Severus Snape would like to wish his colleagues a happy Christmas - for the love of Merlin, would someone do something about all that dratted mistletoe? This is a school, not a pornography.

A Voldemort impersonator? Just what does Lily do about this? CRACKFIC!

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer" *Dib and Zim romance*

A cute and fluffy one-shot about Rephiam & Stevie Rae. When she can't see the sunrise again, he decided that he'll do something.

Rosella's fed up with everyone and everything,and to top that, her two new best friends hate each other. But when a surprise enemy returns for vengence, will Rosella get her friends to team up and actually, dare I say, work together?

very random characters included are: zoey, heath, aphrodite, darius, stevie rae, damien, jack, the twins, erik, neferet, stark, loren, grandma, nyx, kalona, zoeys mum, the step loser and maybe a few others xxx rated T just in case xxx

This is a story about the madness of love. The lovers in it are quite well known, so you've probably heard of them, but I assure you that this story is definately not one you've heard before. That's because this time, it's my story... Oneshot

Zim wonders the purpose of the Love Bug. Short Drabble

Read to see what it is about, for writing summaries is not my forte. All I'll say is that Gaz is involved.

Zim, Ileen, Anie, Gir, and Minimoose are going back to Earth for a visit. but what they dont know, is the former ally of the Irkens, the Datens, are seeking revenge. when battle breaks out between the 2 mighty Empires, who will win?

This can't be it, the Irkens arrived sooner than I thought. A people who prided themselves on freedom reduced to kneeling slaves. Zim, did you do this? The sky is red...everything hurts. Marching... LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT

Zim is exploding, Gir is playing video games, Minimose has a random camera, Gaz is beating up Dib, Dib is being beaten up by Gaz, Membrane is crazy with anger, and theres a random voice speaking to Dib in his room. LAST CHAPTER!

after zim and dib got into yet another fight, membrane invites zim to dinner... talk things over, but what happens if membrane becomes really fond of zim and starts replacing dib as a son?

A poem/story set after Irk faced a terrible disaster, after Zim made a huge mistake and just before the eighth minute into his death.

Oneshot: Zim writes a poem in order to win Tak's love, to bad he sucks at writing poems! a Zatr story! *My failed attempt at not writing a sad story* Review please! :D

A poem in dedication to innocent lives lost in June 09. After many miscarriages, Hermione Granger turns to the only thing other than her husband which provides her with solace. Her pen and paper.

Gir gives Gaz a flower. Oneshot GAGF

Lily was minding her own buisness and doing some NEWT review, when James decided to ask her out. Again. Only, he hadn't asked her since the year before, and this time, Lily was entirely unprepared for him. Did she actually give him a chance? No. But…

This is a guide ment to help people with their stories. There's Ceremonies, herbs, nameing, and more! Rated T just in case! I do not own Warriors or anything by Erin Hunter.

A multi-chapter guide that breaks down things like plot, dialogue, ToS rules and how to follow them, grammar, and spelling, among other things.

A quick look at the creation of good, solid, OCs. Includes tips on how to avoid Mary Sues and Gary Stus. Information about self-inserts and what exactly is wrong with them.

When Hermione lays down a ban on snogging, will she or Ron cave in first? Featuring Wizard chess, sugar quills, lacy underthings and an angry Mrs. Weasley! Read and review!

Presented by Messers Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. Miss Hermione Granger would like to state that she did not encourage, assist, or acknowledge this list in any way, shape, or form, and sincerely hopes Snape never learns of its existence.

Harry stubbed his toe. Hermione screamed. “Aaarrgh! It’s a sign from Voldemort! Don’t move, Harry, I’ll get Dumbledore!” Short spoof.

Starting with Chapter 1: Winky's drinking problem. Also featuring Baa Baa Buckbeak and many others!

Timetravel, Marauders, magical animals, romance, Quidditch, you name it we got it.

This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.

AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*

Some might say it's unfair to make fun of HP fanfiction authors. Yeah, well screw that. The fans are the ones who know best...right? [Warning: Parodies and Attempts at Humor Ahead]

Dumbledore the rapper! And Snape's reaction.... Go on, you know you want to! Big D tries to get Snape to stop the hatin'

Everyone's reactions when a TERRIBLE event occurs.... Featuring Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Snape, Gilderoy and more!

Sing to the tune of YMCA! .... “House Elf!.... Put that cleaning brush down, I said House Elf! .... Try this lovely red gown, I said House Elf! .... Turn your frown upside down .... Because I have come to save you!” ....

Snape sneering: “My tea is cold! 450 points from Gryffindor!”…. Albus: “The trio have just endangered everyone’s lives AGAIN. 500 points each!”…. And so on. Very short!

Very short scenes! Arthur can’t get over crazy Muggle inventions like toilet paper and furniture. Moody tries in vain to tell Neville about Gillyweed, and the final battle is fought....alone, by Harry, naturally.

Spoof of all our well known characters!....::“Lets eat some sherbert lemons and talk about that ferocious pet that is hanging out of your pocket.”::....

What happens to the inhabitants of Hogwarts when the DARK MARK strikes? Lots of silliness... in RHYME!

The Hogwarts school play, in RHYME! ....'My name is Severus Snape, So don't you dare be late, To your potions exam , Or I'll eat all your jam , And vomit all over your plate'....

Jingle bells, Gringotts smells, Hedwig laid an egg.... Oh no! Will Harry be able to land the sleigh safely? Sing this to the tune of Jingle Bells!

Hermione and Colin, they were petrified....And I thought Voldemort would get me so I hid in fright....' I've murdered Gloria Gaynor's lyrics! There are 10 characters, but the narrator remains unnamed....I'll give you a clue...it's Harry Potter!....

Pointless little continuation to Sweet Somniloquy. Still told from Rolanda Hooch's POV. Minerva McGonagall is prescribed a potion for her sleep disorder. Unfortunatly, the potion has side effects.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

The Founders in the Sorting Hat return to Sort the most...marauding generation yet.

[WIP] Harry Potter is being beaten by the Dursleys, Hermione gets beeootiful, Hogwarts gets a transfer from Beauxbatons AND Durmstrang AND..., Draco turns over a new leaf, dances galore, and no one can figure out whether Blaise Zabini is a boy or a girl.

Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*

Lily talks to Snuffles, Snuffles talks to James, Lily talks to Severus, & James gets embarrassed. A fluffy little thing. Complete! Pre-OotP!

A Response to the Christmas Challenge at WIKTT : The SS/HG version of "The Night Before Christmas." Lots of holiday goodness. Read and Enjoy.

Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?

When Pranks Go Bad, it's never good… Especially when you're dealing with Age Potions! MWPP have a little accident, and manage to get most of Gryffindor tangled up in it! Complete! Pre-OotP!

BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..

Potterverse parody of The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss. Set in GoF year - with Crouch-Moody as the Cat, Harry and Draco as the kids, Fawkes as the Fish, Mary Sue as Thing One and Thing Two.

Ron muses on his life the future and his first four years at Hogwarts. This may seem quite strange. To overcome writers block I set myself a challenge the rules are explained within. Please let me know if it worked!

A prisoner dreams of freedom .... A vignette.