Hello everyone, i don't i'll be making stories just yet cause a six grader can only take as much space in her brain.

Name: call me Loki (not my real name but it's a cool name)

Age: I'll leave you to guess

Favorites:

Song: for now Angel with a Shotgun both by Nightcore and The Cab.

Anime: Death Note is *kin awesome!

Animal: Foxes!!!!!

Quote: A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth while. . . .

Cartoon: Fairly Odd Parents (gotta love 'em)

Random info: don't have a pet if you count one robot fish :)

I admit i still love the 80's songs.

I hate those people who pretend their nice to get what they want.

I cannot LIVE without reading a single chapter of fanfiction for a whole day, it's like a part of my life now.

Before I discovered how much fun yaoi is i used to hate it with passion but now thanks to my curiosity I LOVE it now.

Here are some of my Fave Yaoi couples:

KandaxAllen

HikaruxKaoru

KyoyaxTamaki

LightxL

GrayxNatsu

IchigoxUryuu

I am too lazy for my own good.

I have no artistic imagination (well, except for *ahem* SOME scenes in fanfiction *ahem*)

98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"XD

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%...

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

(Moral Lesson: F* Spelling)

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.
If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.
If you love yaoi, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
I'm an anime watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (I do that for more than five minutes)
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character were real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you’re on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can imagine yourself in a video game/ manga/ or anime, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn’t have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile
If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On a hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Darn, and thats the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(That clears things up.)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boots Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Oh...)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat it?!)

On Bath Salts Directions:
put in water.
(SHIT!)

On Brownie Mix Directions:
preheat oven, mix brownie mix eggs, water and oil, bake, eat
(Your supposed too eat this too!?)

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

My imaginary friend says you have issues.

I hear voices and they don't like you.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile