Greetings.

I have changed a lot from who I once was, and my writing style has changed drastically over time - as has the way I write stories. My first stories began when I was fifteen, and I am now twenty-one (going on twenty-two). Prophecies of a Crystal is in the process of being rewritten, and I am planning on finishing the story before I start posting it on FanFiction. My other stories are destined to go unfinished.

I am also working on some original fiction, and may post it up on FictionPress at some point in time.

I am still willing to beta, though my beta profile is outdated. For those of you who have read my profile before, yes I have made some massive changes to it. This is because I have matured far from where I was. Some things, though, I will be leaving up, because I haven't changed completely yet. ;)

Have fun and a wonderful day~

-Dusty

Boredom revolution army.

Our mission: To prevent boredom and kill it.

Our team (If you join to revolution, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name)

Autobotgirl12328

Lightning Prime

Dewdrop of DiamondDust

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!), mello rox my sox (i think you can guess), firefly-jar-of-doom (GRIMMJOW IS DA BESTEST), dppokegirl23 (ASH KETCHUM OF POKEMON ROCKS! Pi pikachu pika!), Dewdrop of DiamondDust (Dialga, not even human, yes, I know. it's the genderless Pokemon ruler of time, though I couldn't care less about its power levels)

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the ORIGINAL

YUGIOH!!

ORIGINAL YUGIOH (meaning not GX or 5Ds!)

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Long live classic Yu-Gi-Oh!

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5-year-olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On Kretschmer 100% natural Wheat Germ:

Ingredients: Wheat Germ, Contains Wheat Ingredients.

(No, really? You think?)

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grasp a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

If your profile is long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer. Even if it is only a little bit longer.

QUOTE TIME!!!

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

-- Douglas Adams

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

-- Agatha Christie

Always remember that true beauty comes from within — from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes.

-- Peter's Almanac

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."

-- Frieda Norris

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.

-- Hubert Humphrey

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.

-- Ralph Bus

Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

-- M. Berle

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

-- Robert Orben

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.

-- Quentin Crisp

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

-- ZsaZsa Gabor

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

-- Lily Tomlin

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

-- A. Whitney Brown

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

-- Douglas Adam

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

-- Groucho Marx

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

-- Les Dawson

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

-- Dennis Miller

If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is surely not meant for you.

-- Author Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

-- Author Unknown

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

-- Joey Adams

If you are not living life on the edge then you are taking up too much space.

-- Author Unknown

If you can't go over it or through it, you'd better negotiate with it.

-- Ashleigh Brilliant

If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.

-- Ashleigh Brilliant

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

-- Woody Allen

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want — an adorable pancreas?

-- Jean Kerr

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

-- Dave Barry

It is not necessary to understand, or believe, things in order to argue about them.

-- Pierce CarondeBeaumarchin

Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

-- Homer Simpson

Look how often the unexpected happens -- yet we still never expect it.

-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

-- Ambrose Bierce

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

-- Jimmy Durante

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

-- Author Unknown

Nobody goes where the crowds are anymore. It's too crowded.

-- Yogi Berra

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

-- Bertrand Russell

One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.

-- Ashleigh Brilliant

No, I don't have a solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

-- Adrienne Gusoff

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words ... words might hurt me deeply, causing great emotional, mental, and psychological damage leading to a lowered self-esteem and decreased work-related efficiency.

-- Anonymous

Strike while your employer has a big contract.

-- Author Unknown

Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that’s really where you wish they were.

-- George E. Bergman

The conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

-- Arthur Bloc

The making of a journalist: no ideas and the ability to express them.

-- Karl Kraus

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

-- Quentin Crisp

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.

-- Quentin Crisp

This woman did not fly to extremes; she lived there.

-- Quentin Crisp

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

-- Albert Einstein

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

-- Henry Fielding

Why do people say "no offense" when they're about to offend someone?

-- Author Unknown

Why is it when we talk to God we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?

-- Lily Tomlin

You have to be careful if you don't know where you're going because you might not get there.

-- Yogi Berra

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

-- George Burns

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Marth's Story

Why do they call me gay?

I fell in love with a wonderful girl when my life wasn't a war.

Her name was Sheeda, and she was so beautiful.

I loved her very much, and I think she loved me back.

But then, she was killed, her last word was my name.

I cried until my eyes ran dry.

My sister and I were both in danger, she knew she was going to die, but she didn't tell me.

She simply gave me her tiara and said to remember her. And then she left me like Sheeda did.

I wear it to remind myself of her, and I don't cut my hair as a sign of remembrance.

Yet even though I try to be a good man, everyone laughs at me.

They tease me for my sister's crown. They call me gay, or tease me for my name by calling me "Martha".

They treat me like a freak because they don't know my past.

Did I do something wrong?

Did I make them mad?

If I did, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry my hair isn't short like other boys.

I'm sorry that I'm sensitive because I don't want to turn bitter.

I'm sorry that I have my own identity, and that It's not good enough for you.

I'm sorry.

Bowser's Story

Why? They call me evil.

They say I’m an evil witch.

And they make fun of me because I was raised by one.

Dark Magic makes me evil.

I use my kids to kill my enemy.

That makes me evil.

They think I hate humanity.

Truth is, it hurts.

It hurt that my parents died when I was a baby.

It hurts that the one I love loves someone else.

It hurts that I was raised by a witch that kidnapped babies.

That’s why I’m who I am.

They call me an idiot,

Because I can’t kill a plumber.

They never stop to consider

Maybe, just maybe, I don’t want to kill him.

Peach loves Mario, and I love Peach.

I can’t kill the happiness of the one I love.

I only try to knock him out.

Sometimes I lose it, and I do try to kill him.

But can you really blame me?

Lucas' story

Why do they call me a wuss?

I was brave, until my mother, who died and left my brother and I to fend for ourselves.

Animals were my only comfort. One of my best friends was a dog named Boney.

My life went up in flames when I was forced to kill the only person that I loved and cared about me.

I had to kill my own brother to save everyone. So now no one that I loved is left besides the creatures that cared about me.

Even though I try to be stronger, everyone hates me.

They tease me for the day I was with Ness, My only other friend. When Wario came and took him. I was scared and worried, and didn't know what to do.

I ran so I wouldn't have to see Ness leave me Like my Mother and Brother.

But now everyone calls me a wuss.

They call me a horrible word that I don't want to ever let come from my mouth.

They call me it because I don't want to fight.

Was I being a bad person?

Was there anything else I could do?

If there was, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that no one taught me to be brave.

I'm sorry no one loved me.

I'm sorry that the only thing I could do was run away.

I'm sorry that no one could help me to be the person you want me to be.

I'm sorry.

Samus' Story

Why do people just play as me for my looks?

Half of you didn't know I was a girl before brawl.

And I forgive most of you.

But not the ones who pair me up with EVERY. SINGLE. GUY.

I love the stories you write.

I'm just not that interested in guys.

I don't want to be "the girl with the big chest".

I want to be an example:

No matter how much damage you take,

You gotta keep on goin'.

I got news for you, I haven't had it easy.

I was orphaned when I was 3.

An evil dragon that killed my parents is coming for me next.

I was raised by the Chozo,

but they died out too.

Excuse me if I'm upset sometimes,

excuse me if I burst out every now and then

excuse me for being cautious with who I meet

I try to be nice as best I can

I'm sorry for how I look

I'm sorry for how I might act

I got news for you

I didn't get so many choices...

Peach's story

Why do they call me stupid?

I have the brains, I have been ruling my kingdom for years.

You call me stupid and yet you don't know a lot about me

I've been an orphaned child since I was a baby and yet I managed to lead my people.

Does that make me stupid and ditzy without a care for anyone's feelings?

I've been the only human in my kingdom for many years.

Being the only one makes you feel lonely.

I'm not stupid enough to not know what feelings are.

It's not my fault I was born with this hair colour and I like this dress.

That's the way I am

That's my identity

I'm not some slut that goes for boys. I'm a princess and that's what I have been born to.

I'm sorry I don't like violence and don't defend myself when Bowser attacks

I'm sorry that I care for my people and I am willing to risk my freedom for them.

I'm sorry that you hate me and think I'm stupid for falling for a plumber

I'm sorry that I'm polite and friendly to everyone despite their natures

I'm sorry.

Even though some characters aren't real, people treat them like trash. If you know that the stuff said about these characters in this poem is true, put this in your profile.

A list of stereotypes that should stop. If you think they should stop too, post this onto your profile. And bold the ones you are if you wish:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore (Dancing is fun, you have a problem with that?)

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (I don’t have a boyfriend, and I don’t care about money)

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (I like using clay, again: you have a problem with that?)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f--king them all. (Don't see how that is even possible, seeing as they are friends I've made on the net and they are all over the planet...)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. (Technically, I am a bit quirky.)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I could eat chocolate for a month straight and not gain a single pound)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Well, it's actually complicated now, but I technically count as still single.)

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (I don't want to drink, never have never will, and I'm not sure if I like those kinds of parties anyways...)

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (My scalp just naturally produces a lot of oil.)

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I, myself, don’t care for stalking.)

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (Ha! I wish!)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (More like I have too many plots going on in my head. Has nothing to do with my lifestyle.)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (I don’t care one way or the other about hockey, and I like beavers as much as any other animal.)

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. (If ADD, general anxiety, and Dyslexia count.)

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Uh... I'm not that extreme...)

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (I can't exactly be held responsible for something that happened before I was even born. I didn't have a say in the matter whatsoever.)

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (This, is one thing I'll never be able to do - just too, ick, for me.)

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (My personal life is none of your business.)

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac (While I do like fire, I love ice by far more. If anything, I'm a cryomaniac...)