Umm. I don't really know what to write. I'm not much of a writer, I'm more of a reader. Anyway, I'm new to Fanfiction so my profile sucks. Enjoy. If you can.

Name: ..why do you wanna know?

Age: Between 1 and 9852156. Guess.

Hobbies: Dirt biking, reading, hockey, TV, computer, and other stuff I'm too lazy to write down

Favorite Books: Inheritance Cycle, Underland Chronicles, Keys to the Kingdom, Door Within Trilogy, and tons of other books it would take me years to list...

Siblings: One annoying older sis

Height: 5,1 I'm short D=

Now I'm gonna stop writing because your probably getting super bored and want this to stop. Anyway, you can PM me if you wanna talk to me =D

And ya, I know my profiles real lame, I'll update it better eventually.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever made up something to put onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door and apologizes.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and Paste this if you have ever said "Like" twice in one sentence.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

95 percent of teens worry about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, Twilight-is-Lovee, emmettsmyfave, bellacullen1620,NarLovissaVrenshrrgn, Fitz Markicle

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

92 percent of American teenagers would die if American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring The Inheritance Cycle, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

Really Dumb Store labels:

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(I have to admit, I've done this before =P)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Darn, that's why I bought it!)