angelofunderworld
 Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter. Hello people of the universe! Let me say now that i will probably randomly skip around to random subjects because im am a random person. Name: angelofunderworld Age: wouldn't you like to know occupation: If it's not obvious i like to write than, IP ! Well lets just begin on the fact that i will not tolerate flames. Constructive critizism is fine and positive reviews are definitely wanted, but i am not forcing you to read anything i write so you should not destroy my self-esteem by saying hurtfull things sniffle okay for those who don't know me, yes i am being sarcastic. I will forwarn everyone that i am TERRIBLE at updating so please bear with me. I have school: a job:house chores:homework: Marine training... You get my point? If you don't then..."I"M BUSY!" Now about my writing, i probably won't write lemons and things of that nature unless specialy requested, Sorry i'm just not good at it, though i will read all lot of them thanks to certain friends i have. My good friend also will have my writings posted because she loves the job of being my editor though she rarely ever actually does any editing but i love her anyway! Now i will probably write more about myself later on but for now thats all you REALLY need to know about me. Here's a list of my favorite characters from stuff... Bleach Ulquiorra (He better not be dead!!...he's dead right?) Grimmjow (Come on he's a an overly agressive and playful kitten!!!) Gin (I only have this to say, "Hahahahaha!" to everyone who always thought he was evil hes also my fav^^) Aizen (I lost most respect for him after he turned into a butterfly moth thingy and injured Gin) Harry Potter Snape (XP He isn't a bad guy! but dead T-T) Draco ( My absolute favorite!!) Lucius Narcissa Sirius (again dead T-T) Fred and George (one's still dead dammit!) ~I don't really like Harry in the books so unless he's with Draco- a REALLY GOOD Ginny or OC, i don't really care for him. Hermione deserves better than Ron in my opinion so unless Ron's written extremely well it's Blaise, good Nott, or suprising character. Naruto Itachi (ha!! he was a good guy!! kind of...) Deidara Sasori Fourth Hokage (notice their all dead T-T) Death note L Mello Matt (these three are also dead TT-TT) Near Notice most of my favorites end up getting killed... Okay Stories that are being written or are floating around in my mind that may or may not be written... Once In a Lifetime-(Naruto: Itachi XOC)Curently on Haitus, till i find some kind of drive to continue it. Forgotten Memories, Before the Tempest- (Harry Potter: DracoXHarry) Still working on it, I've had a lot on my plate lately. Price Of A Soul- (also Drarry) I'm actually having some real fun with this one... I'v read some dark Harry fics and decided to take a shot at it myself- turns out i really enjoy writing it^^ Well here's some ramdom stuff to copy... If your IQ is high enough to make L and the people at Wammy's orphanage gulp, copy this onto your profile. If you REALLY REALLY want to know your blood type, copy this into your profile! If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile! If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. "Villains are the new heroes. We dress better and are much hotter." If you love all villains and baddies and phycos, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of the population is bringing sexy back. Put this in your profile if your part of the 8 percent who never lost it! If people think you're the freak that will one day snap, And if you trying to lure people into a false sense of security for the coming of that day, Paste this on your profile. If your the only person in your family who doesn't think Anime/Manga is for losers, copy this into your profile If your a fangirl/boy and proud of it, copy this into your profile If you're fully aware that you're an arrogant bitch and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would kill to become one, copy this onto your profile if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you are a Death note freak copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile! If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you just read this whole long list of copy/paste things, and are now wondering why the hell you did that, go see a therapist, and then copy and paste this Look how strange we are... Only in America are we this stupid: 1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: (I didn't write the stuff in the parenthesis) On a Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos! On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swanson frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On Sunsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a child's superman costume: On a Swedish chainsaw: On T-Rat (Military food): For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) ~wow i never knew all that about myself!!!! Damn i'm strange... Some fun riddles I randomly found: It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should help you get started. During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub." Okay, here's your test: -What is broken every time it's spoken? -If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie? -If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have? - What has a mouth but can't chew? -Food can help me survive, but water will kill me. What am I? -You can only choose 1 or 2 anything else is wrong- (If anyone watches the anime this is from you already know the answer but, i really love this riddle) Your son and your daughter have been kidnapped, you can only save one which do you chose- 1 your daughter 2 your son The 6 truths of life... 1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. You just tried to do the above. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot. 5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts. But would probably do if i got the chance... 1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms 2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one. 3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. 4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office. 5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class 6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss 7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda 8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar 9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy 10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month" 11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches 13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball 14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!" 15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm. 16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor 17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental 18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak 19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends" 20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want. 21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book. 22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!" 23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions. 24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom 25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate. 26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway. 27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls. 28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice. 29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" 30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs. 31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife 32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant. 33) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween. 34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur. 34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously 35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell 36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort. 37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy. 38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy. 39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera. 40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time". 41) I am not allowed to buy a ferret and call it 'Draco Junior' this one is mine 42) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees". 43) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept. 44) I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight. 45) I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine". 46) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?" 47) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. 48) I will not sing, 'The monkey chased the weasel' at a Slytherin vs. Gryffendor match. so's this one 49) Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit. 50) I am not the Wicked Witch of the West. ( Neither is Professor Umbridge.) 51) I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order “to see what happens.” 52) I will not organize a Junior Death Eaters Training Camp at Hogwarts. I will not hand out medals for "Hexing Harry Potter,” "Endangering a teacher’s life by jinxing,” or “Throwing a person from the Astronomy Tower.” I will not send the latter to Professor Snape and make him an honorary member. 53) I will not convince first years that the new password to Gryffindor Tower is "Petrificus Totalus" and must be recited with their wands pointed at themselves. 54) I will not give a "Chosen by whom, actually?" shirt to Harry Potter for Christmas. 55) Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins. ( I should not test that.) 56) I will not lock the Gryffindors and Slytherins in a room and take bets on who will come out alive. 57) I will not hand out shirts that say “Potter 6, Voldemort 0.” 58) I will not hang up a sign saying "Reserved for Draco Malfoy" at the girls’ bathroom door. 59) I am not allowed to ask pureblood students things like, “If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?” 60) I will not set Ravenclaws on the task of calculating the exact value of pi. 61) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists. 62) I will not tell Gryffindor first years that sneaking into the Slytherin dormitory is a rite of passage to truly become a Gryffindor. 63) I will not tell Professor Snape he needs to go to his "Happy Place." 64) I will not tell the teachers that they cannot assign homework, as we do not actually go home during the school year to do it. 65) I will not to conjure the words "DRINK ME" onto the vial of any potion in Professor Snape's classroom. 66) I will not add a spoonful of sugar to each potion I make. Mary Poppins was not a brewer of potions. 67) I will not insist the house elves serve fried snake to the Slytherins. 68) I am not allowed to wear death eater robes to dinner and shout Long live Lord Voldemort because I think its funny. 69) I am not allowed to draw a smiley face on my arm and tell everyone its the new Dark Mark. 70) I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters. 71) I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter's prized Firebolt. 72) I will not swap Draco's broom with one out of Filch's broom cupboard. 73) Chemistry and Potions don't mix. ( Testing this last is not funny.) 74) A wand is for magic only; it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become. 75) I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot. 76) I am not to ask if Lord Voldemort is secretly Hitler or Osama bin Laden. 77) I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations 78) I will not die the Death Eaters robes pink. 79) Trying to out-argue a Slytherin will lead to no good. 80) Not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors. -Not allowed to use silencing charms my Prefects. -Not allowed to use silencing charms, period. 81) Not allowed to prophesy the end of the world more than once. 82) Singing 99 Bottles of Potion on the wall nonstop repeatedly will result in a detention. 83) The Slytherin Gift to Virgins is fictional, and I should not be asking Draco Malfoy or any of the other Slytherin boys if they've mastered it yet. 84) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter. 85) I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort. There will probably be more stuff, but not right now. |
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