Name: Something starting with a J

Age: Depends on how you put it. If you round to the nearest 1256 then im 1256. :)

Location: STALKER STALKER STALKER(in a cool tone)

Favorite Books: Percy Jackson, Fablehaven, The stories of Bayern series, The Moon Riders, The Fairie Path series, the Goose girl series, The Hunger Games, and any other book that involves Action or Romance.

Favorite Music: Hip Hop, Rock, Metal, Classic, and Country.

Favorite Artists: Taylor Swift, The Rascal Flats, David Archuleta/Cook, Reba McEntire (For Rachel), Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, The Black Eyed Peas, and pretty much any music artist.

Favorite Songs: Believe in me. Catch me, Boom boom pow, Consider me gone, Invisible, round and round, Crush, I'm Your Biggest Fan, and many more.

Hobbies: Playing almost any instrument, reading, shopping, playing almost any sports, hanging with friends, watching TV, hanging with family, writing stories, etc.

Favorite Foods: CHINESE, hamburgers, fries, lasagna, shepherds pie, any desserts...Actually pretty much any food.

Favorite movies: Forever Strong, Avatar, Percy Jackson, and most any other movies!

Gender: Female

Things I absolutely detest: Robert Pattinson, boys who enjoy frustrating the heck out of you, Robert Pattinson, P.E ( which really stands for Painful Experience), being proven wrong, and Robert Pattinson.

My Theme song: Welcome to My Life by Simple Plan & Believe In Me by Demi Lovato.

"I'm not a perfect girl. My hair doesn't always stay in place and I spill things a lot. I'm pretty clumsy and sometimes I have a broken heart. My friends and I sometimes fight and maybe some days nothing goes right but when i think about it and take a step back, I remember how amazing life truly is, and just maybe, just maybe, i like being imperfect."

"Wherever you go, whatever you do, may the angels watch over you."

"I love this crazy, tragic, sometimes almost magic, awful, beautiful life."

"Live life as if you'll die tomorrow, dream as if you'll live forever."

"I made you a cookie but I eated it!"

"I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing because of something that happened the day before."

"Medically speaking, you're adorable."

"The littlest things make me laugh. It's not hard to make me smile. I'm strong and determined and love to look at the stars. I'm just a girl and that's all I wanna be."

"No one can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending."

"This...is a pen!"

"Orange is a cool color, so cool that a fruit is named after it!"

"With great power comes...great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think everything sounds better in a British accent.

Boy Part:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hot-wheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Girl Part:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheer leading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Boy: 15

Girl: 18

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Robert Pattinson was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP/ already pushed her.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste to your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you claim to have no life and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bare bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, etc.) then copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've never done drugs, became an alcoholic, and/or a smoker and never plan to, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Rap is the most God-awfullest thing to be called 'Music' and that rappers are wanna-be's who are paid to make fools out of themselves, and can't even sing, copy and paste this to your profile. --And remember, you can't spell Crap, without Rap.

If High School Musical bothers you for any particular reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If gym class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you would stand up for your favorite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine: Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, DeaMii22, MythScavenger, jennablingblingmakeup

If you obsessively check your email almost every 10 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the freaking supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone Else's, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, Wall-e's Eve, DeaMii 22, MythScavenger, jennablingblingmakeup,

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

90 of teens will want to try a drug between the ages of 13-19. If you are one of the 10 that rather lose a limb before taking drugs, copy this into your profile.

98 of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are 1 of the 2 that would laugh their heads off at the others.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. I do.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the Hades is drinking my water!

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen in a creepy stalker, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I mean, he watches a girl while she SLEEPS! What more proof do ya need?!)

If you HATE Edward Cullen, copy this onto your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have had a friend that has betrayed you for a boy, copy and past this into your profile.

If you think football is a sport meant for women then copy and past this into your profile.

98% of people would die if Robert Pattinson died, copy and past this into your profile if you are part of the 2% that would not be at his funeral and be at a GOODBYE SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!! party.

"I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with book characters, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. I am that girl."

"Reading is what i do best. It is my passion. When i come home i read, during school i read and walking down the street i read.When i read a book i am caught up on it for a long period of time. I have to read it again. I wish am in the book. I'm different and I like it. I am the kind of girl who talks to herself when there is no one else to talk to. I am the kind of girl who would rather read than do athletics.(Seriously, I can't think of a better word for esteem-killer)"

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder (ROFL!)

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed. (Wow...)

Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (Some boys are exceptions, lol)

"(Written by a guy)
We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the
room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us,
yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes
without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy callsOR Texts but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.
That it can't wait till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood im in.
Let us pay for you!
don't 'feel bad'
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say 'thank you.
Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed..
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel
the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for who you are and not what you are.
Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.
or my t shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hot Chris Brown,
Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or
whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand im not saying i wouldn't like it ether ; )
Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right
by a guy, don't wait for him to change!!!!!
Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population
and find someone who will treat you with utter respect
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the
eyes...and say 'i love you' ..and actually mean it.
Give the nice guys a chance.
Guys re post this if you agree..

Girls re post this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this,so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.]

.ADVICE*Holding Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of

times.

Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head
on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give
her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her
too... And mean it.
*Laying below the stars
Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his
chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

girls copy and past this into your profile if you think this is cute.

boys copy and past this into your profile if you agree."

List twelve of your favorite characters in no particular order.

1.Bracken (Fablehaven)

2. Kendra (Fablehaven)

3. Seth (Fablehaven)

4. Bella (Twilight)

5. Jacob(Twilight)

6. Edward (Twilight)

7. Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson)

8. Annabeth (Percy Jackson)

9. Grover (Percy Jackson)

10. Jasper (Twilight)

11. Alice (Twilight)

12. Cassandra (A Dream Come True)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

That might be interesting

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

No way! Gross!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ew gross!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Nope

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Kind of

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Neither! Gross!

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

No!!

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

There are none about five

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Ok Nico and Tara...but the rest doesn't make sense.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

I could understand that. They seem like they'd be almost sibs.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I'd become friends with her too.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

TAKING THAT PICTURE OUT OF MY MIND...

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

She seems like someone I would be good friends with! and shes way too sweet for that!

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

NO WAY SHES TOO SWEET!

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Uh what kinda stuff. i would probably say hi and talk to him cuz hes a vampire.

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Too weird. Bracken is a sweetheart and wouldn't become emo.

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I'd say um thnx then go throw it away!

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

jerk.

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

um...okay

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Oh cool! Kendra and Alice are way nice! they would be like my best friends!

Interview:

Q-What is your favorite color?

A- Baby Blue

Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff?

A- Push Rachel off a cliff!

Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp Half-Blood which one would it be?

A- Hades! Or Athena.

Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be?

A- mind reading

Q-Favorite Percy Jackson quote?

A- "With great responsibility comes the great need to take a nap... wake me up later."

Q-Favorite Christmas song?

A- The Nativity story

Q-Favorite song?

A- Welcome to My Life by Simple Plan, Believe in Me by Demi Lovato, and Hero by Super Chick

Q-If you could date any Percy Jackson character who would it be?

A- Percy Jackson!!!!!!! Or Luke.

Q-Who would you fit to play in any Percy Jackson movie?

A- Annabeth totally!

Q-Favorite books?

A- i listed at top of profile

Q-Night or Day?

A- Both

Q- If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do?

A- I get to rewrite all the books I want

Q- What's your personality like?

A- Weird. My friends think I'm weird and crazy! Which i am and i am proud of it!

Q- What was the last thing you thought?

A- Am I ready for my test on Thursday?

Q- Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

A- President

Q- Who is the most special person to you?

A- My whole family

Q- Scariest moment of your life?

A- Watching my grandfather do through Colon Cancer.

Q- One word that would best describe you?

A- Crazy

Q- What is your favorite month?

A- April, May, or June.

Q- What does your user name mean?

A- my name jewelry and makeup. DUH!

Q- What is your favorite Disney movie?

A- Aladdin or Mulan

Q- Have you ever been in a fight?

A- Yup! Broke someones nose!

Q- Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

A- Ashlyn. (Mixing Ashley and Ashton. My 2 BFF'S)

Q- Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

A- Rance. again sounds cool.

Q- Biggest fear?

A- Someone close to me dies!

YoUr A 90's KiD iF...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or facebook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you ever asked a really stupid question that even you know the answer too, paste this on your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door and apologizes.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and Paste this if you have ever said "Like" twice in one senence.

If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Fablehaven), copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

Take this challenge and include three of these in your newest story!

1) Include a school dance, a near death experience, and a game of bingo all in one chapter.

2)Form an unlikely romance between two characters.

3)Keep the characters up all night long--see what happens.

4)Include two llamas named Zap and Zoom

5)Start a chapter with the sentence: "Fear has a funny way of ruining everything"

6)Include three things people wrote to you from an old yearbook

7)Erase the main character's memory.

8)Make the main character have a bad hair day. Bonus if it changes his/her life.

9)Have someone get kidnapped.

10)Flashback to the main protagonist's first memory.

11)Write a scene that involves: a dangerous ex-convict, organic farm, and a dog named Zerela

12)Write a scene in a fun house involving a three headed puppy and a phony watch salesman

13)End the story with: "Then they all ate hotdogs with grape jelly, and lived happily ever after."

14)Desert characters on an island with a beach ball, a set of magic markers, and a can of beans.

15)Make your characters unable to talk for a whole chapter

16)Start a chapter with: "Everything changed on that fateful day."

17)Start a chapter with the last lyric of a song.

18)Make the main character wear a wig for an entire chapter

19)Have a character's meal talk to him or her in your next scene.

20)Write an entire chapter in which your main character and villain get along with each other.

21)Add a figure skater, a misunderstanding, a mummy, a starfish, and an evil Frisbee to the next chapter.

22)Make your main character obsessed with a different dance move in each of your chapters.

23)Include a country song in your next scene about a sad rodeo clown, a lost cat, and a kazoo.

24)Include an evil calculator, a car salesman, and a dance party in the next page of your novel.

25)Put a "Kick me" note on your villain's back, and have him or her wear it for an entire chapter.

"Whoever says sunshine brings happiness, has never danced in the rain!"

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool my best friend, your dead friggin meat!"

"She's best friend. Break her heart & I'll break your face."

"Blinky, I'll have your soul!" "Um, he's a fictional character" "That's no excuse!"-Mr. D playing pacman while talking to Percy