PROUD MEMBER OF THE DARK SIDE!

MY FAVORITE TV SHOWS ARE:

7TH HEAVEN

GILMORE GIRLS

GOSSIP GIRL

GREEK

LINCOLN HEIGHTS

90210

CSI: NEW YORK

LAW AND ORDER: UK

LAW AND ORDER: SVU

CRIMINAL MINDS

CROSSING JORDAN

ALIAS

DEXTER

HOUSE, M.D

JERICHO

SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH

BOY MEETS WORLD

THE HILLS

THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER

FAMILY GUY

SIMPSONS

iCARLY

DRAKE AND JOSH

LIFE WITH DEREK

NED'S DECLASSIFIED SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE

REBA

MY FAV. MOVIES ARE:

THE NOTEBOOK

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL

ATONEMENT

THE ROAD TO PERDITION

BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S

SCHOOL OF ROCK

FINDING NEMO

HAIRSPRAY

LEGALLY BLONDE

27 DRESSES

SUPER BAD

CINDERELLA

MUSIC AND LYRICS

OCEAN'S 11, 12, 13

FORREST GUMP

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE

LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE

PICTURE PERFECT

AUSTIN POWERS

WHERE THE HEART IS

You Know when you are turning to the dark side when:

-You go to sleep thinking about Troyella

-You have a brainstorm of a story where they (Shudders) kiss.

-You see the movie and when Troy kisses Gabriella you think awww how cute!

- You've had nightmare... er... I mean DREAMS of Zac and Vanessa getting married

- You've actually thought one of these sets of three word: Mrs. Gabriella Bolton and/or Mrs. Vanessa Efron

You know that you picked the good side and your heart is truly Troypay when:

- You realize Ryan and Gabriella are SO much cuter together

-You remember that Sharpay is the best character in the movie

-You see that Gabriella is too queit and shy for Troy

-You know that Sharpay Bolton sounds better than Gabriella Bolton

-Troypay are much more fun to write

-You know that Troy is THE only one that can melt Sharpay's Ice Queen Façade

Finally you wake up in hot sweats and realise it was all a…dream, and you would never leave ‘Troypay Zashley’ for ‘Troyella Zanessa.’ If you are a Troypay Zashley fan you must put this in your profile.

If you HATE the sickeningly fluffy pairing that is Troyella, copy and paste this in your profile.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental
Hospital .

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little
voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss,
press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn
on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just
mess it up.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. your first initial?

4. your month of birth?

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. your favorite number?

8. do you like California of Florida more?

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!

You know when you live in 2011 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

If you are too busy with school to update, and tired of putting notes about it in your stories, copy & paste this in your profile.

if several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!(and most are different lockers that you have had)

If you break out in random laughing fits for no apparent reason that last for minutes or even hours on end, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you think the kids should just give the rabbit his Trix, copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you burst out laughing during complete silence because of something that happened yesterday or last month, copy this into your profile

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you're obsessed with High School Musical, When...

1) You see people and swear they look like characters

2) You sing the songs and know the dances

3) Have watched it almost every time it played

4) You compare people you know to the characters/stars

5) Wish your life was like the movie

6) Work on writing stories about it over homework or studying for tests

7) Think about it more than anything else

8) You own posters, CDs, DVDs, and other products from it

(If three or more apply to you, you are obsessed)

The Official Zashley Song

We’ll be together come whatever
Not just staring at the stars
Just remember
That no one else can tell us who we are
We’ll be together so don’t ever
Stop listening to your heart

Cuz I cant turn mine up
Oooh oooh
Oooh

I'm a proud Troypay Fan

If you support them put this on your profile

If you support Ashley Tisdale put this in your pofile.

Troypay FOREVER EVER! Copy this into your profile if you agree.

If you think Zanessa sucks, copy and paste this in your profile

If you LOVE Ashley Tisdale and HATE Vanessa Hudgens, put this in your profile.

If you think Ryan Sheckler is SEXY, put this in your profile

Proud TROYPAY and ZASHLEY FAN!! If you're a Troypay/Zashley fan, post this on your profile to show you will NEVER to turn to the dark side of Zanessa and Troyella...TROYPAY & ZASHLEY FAN 4 LIFE!!

Start of Something New my butt, if you think Troy and Sharpay should be together, copy and paste this into your profile

I'm a proud Troypay Fan

If you think Zashley is loveeeee copy and paste this into your profile.

Save Troy from the freaky math girl.

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