NAME- Nicole

age-13

fav colors(one is impossible) black,blue, emerald, purple, and gold

fav movies- Avengers, Thor, Tomb raider 1&2, Series of unfortunate events, the league of extraordinary gentlemen,X-Men origins, the last airbender, and all batman movies(my favorites are the one's with the joker and the one with the scarecrow in them.)

fav video games- Kingdom hearts, series of unfortunate events, Arkam Asylum ect.

fav riddles- 1 What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time? 2 What is clear as glass, can fall during day or night, and can hurt more than a knife? 3, the more you have of me the less you see, what am i? 4 I am yours alone, on the tip of your tongue, yet never want to be spoken , and i am lost when shared, what am i?

1 (memories)"

2(a tear) i wrote that one myself

3 (darkness)

4 (a secret) wrote that one

fav poems-

3 A Scarecrow's Heartbeat

Tis difficult to feel the rhythm of anothers heart
When its been so long
[Time has a habit of changing the beat]
And like the scarecrow standing alone
Open to all the seasons
Watching mother nature slowly change the landscape
It's hard to find real reason
To still be here

Casual Diamond

A Scarecrow's Puppet

On the quietest of nights you cause a scream,
that delves ever deeper within my dreams,
attaching your strings,
of the horror you bring.

You have your hold on me,
making me choose carefully,
but every decision I seem to make,
has left me drowning in a dark lake.

I try and try to break free,
to no avail, you just laugh at me,
upon your pole you hang and play,
unfolding a thespian from the words you say.

But far off in the clouds dark,
the sound of scissors, be still and hark!
The one who will set me free,
is the one who makes you hang and plea.

Soren Valentine

Gone in the Night

We were so close
Yet you drifted from me.
I hear your voice
But you, I cannot see.

You have left me all alone
And you hunt for someone else.
I cry for your return
I'm really crying for myself.

I hear you voice again
You're leaving this world.
I fear because of me
You can't stand this world.

I find you at the cliff,
Ready and unafraid.
I ask you why,
'My debt is paid.'

Is all you said
I scream into the night for you
You turn away.
Don't make this true.

You take one more look
With tear filled eyes.
'If you die and leave me
My soul also dies.'

I pleaded and begged.
For you I'll do
Anything you want.
Please. I'll jump for you.

Sans Serif.

Moon

Moon shed a tear
Moon give me fear
Moon light my way
Moon after day

Moon give me strength
Moon has no length
What I want to say,
Is Moon after day

Moon is full
Moon is dull
Moon light my way
Moon after day

Moon is my life
Moon gave me a knife
Moon slit my wrist
Moon a wonderful bliss

What I want to say
Moon after day!

Akia Snow, ..

Dreamstar

Above the clouds
We have dreams,
Wonder how far
Our love will be together.

Our one star,
The most beautiful star,
The brightest star of all stars,
The star in the universe,
The star that will live forever,
And the one I would say mine.

Our one star,
The star that will stand firm
In the test of time,
The star that will never fade,
The star that will always shine,
And the one that I'll call love
Our one star.

Alon Calinao Dy.

Dark Dreamer

Close your eyes
Go to sleep.
Find your soul
In arms I'll keep
Dream you Little dark Dream
In your eyes
There's a glow
See your dreams
Now you know
Dream you Little dark Dreams
See your dreams
Come alive
Watch them dance
Through your eyes
Dream you Little dark Dreams
Coming now into eternal
Slumber, Sleep your Life's infernal
Lies called dreams within our sorrow
Never waking for tomorrow
Bow your head
Lay on down
Wipe your tears
Do not frown
Dream Dream Dream Dream Dream Dream
Dream you Little dark Dreams
Tonight.

Sans Serif.

Blood Red Moon

When the Blood Red Moon rises,
We roam the land
Hunting the grounds.
We hold fear in our hands.
You laugh at the stories
But you will soon see
That you are really scared
And the ones laughing are we.
Now step into the spotlight
Take a good look.
We are not what
You read in fairytale books.
We are much worse
Much dangerous,
And much more cunning.
Yet still we are philantropists.
We give to you eternal life
And yet we are degraded.
You hate us for making it so
Your death is extensivly belated?
Humans are such fools
They burn only with their own fires.
We offer to you an unrepayable deed,
Free, courtesy of the Vampires.

Sans Serif

fav tv shows- raising hope, big bang theory, Revolution, two broke girls, and Grim

fav cartoon/tv shows- X-Men evolution, young justice, adventure time, and W.I.T.C.H

best friend- tie between leanna, Michael, and Sandy

Funniest Comedians- Jeff Dunham( obviously you go walter!) Brain Regan, Dane cook and Melissa McCarthy

My fav. quotes- The closer you get to the light the greater your shadow become...;: write from your heart, write from your soul, make the best of your talent and don't let it go not for anything.;:; I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.(oh crap someone save me)

my fav cartoon movie- three way ties between brave, tangled, and rise of the guardians

Wish"s- to become a author, be remembered a 100 years after i die for something great, to inspire,save, and protect people, i wish i could have three superpowers, 1 have black wings, 2 control time, 3 Heal injuries/diseases and save people., i wish i could discover magic, i want to have the mind of a kid forever, always seeing the wonder and magic in the world, instead of becoming an adult and losing the ability to see the world like that.

Loves- i like white chocolate, Cadbury eggs, drawing,writing,listening to music, hiking, and just walking in the woods

fav bands- Red, Skillet, three days of grace, The Wanted,30 seconds to mars , and Playback off of xfacter(yes they count because they are still together) . evenescence, daughtry, and band perry, breaking Benjamin, Pink, Imagine dragons, and Owl city

Fav series- Percy Jackson and the Olympians, the kane chronicles, the hero's of Olympus,(all by Rick Riordan) Fablehaven series( by Brandon Mull) Guardians of childhood( by William Joyce ) Series of unfortunate events( by lemony snicket) Artemis fowl, ( by Eoin Colfer) House of the night ( by p.c cast, and Kristen cast) Pendragon, journal of an adventure through space and time( by D.J. MacHale) and i can't remember anymore.

1# Singers- Madilyn Bailey, Sam Tsui, bruno mars, Christina perri, Katy parry, Ronni dunn, Alex Clare, Selena Gomez, and demi lovato

enemies- all bullies(i will personally grind you in to paste) and people that think they are the kings and queens,and that we are ants to step on.

fictional crushes- Loki,(avengers) Pitch Black, Sandy(rise of the guardians) Peter pan(animated Disney and real movie version) Jack sparrow(pirates of the Caribbean) Jim Hawkins(treasure planet) megamind(from megmind) draco malfoy (harry potter) i love joker, the riddler and the scarecrow,they be dead sexy(batman)

FAVORITE author's- Suzanne Collins, Elle Casey, R.L Stine and others.

fav fanfiction author's- Darkblade county, little miss banana head, cheri-fleurs, leoiana ,lighting frost ,. Cells-Girl, My Purple Skies, livin-la-vida-loki-d,

I love rise of the guardians and batman.

,Rise of the guardians version ... north is my protector, Tooth is my sister, Bunny is the guy I can call in the middle of the night and cry too, Jack is the one that always makes me laugh, Sandy is my bestess friend in the whole world,... Pitch is the guy I love with all my heart and soul,but he is too scared to realize it.

Batman version ... Batman is my Hero , saving me from being all alone, with no hope., Nightwing is my older wise brother, Rachael is the girl who i wish was my sister, and when she died, I died, Alfred is the one that i can hug,/cry and be myself too, and robin is the quirky young brother that i want to kill but knows how to make me smile., and i love them all, i would live, breathe, and die for them.

Batman Villian Version ... They all protect me, they are my hero's, no matter what they have done. Ivy and Harley are my crazy sisters, Jonathan is the person who i can confess my deepest fears too and he wont judge me, because he knows what its like to be afraid, Harvey is the guy who showed me choice, and that even when people think that my life is over that i have to rise and show them differently., Riddler and Jarvis are the two that will do anything to make me laugh and smile, and they are the ones that help me stand when i have fallen, , and Joker... he is the one who can't ever be around me when i cry because if he see"s me cry then he will cry too, he is the one that when I'm hurt he stays by my side and tells me jokes just to hear me laugh despite the pain im in , he is the one that loves me more then chaos and anarchy. .I love my family they are the binding to my heart,mind, and soul. Keeping my heart from breaking, Keeping my sanity from crumbling, and stopping my soul before it fades away.

i wrote the top three myself. both batmans and the rise of the guardians.

this is my family I love them and will never let them go.

this is awsome

teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do forher.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.
She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it. Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you. :)

95 of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!" ( ... I would sooooo laught at them :D )

Sandman come to me tonight

Comfort me 'till morning light

As darkness falls and shadows loom

I bid you well come to my room

Rest your bones beside my bed

Lay your hands upon my head

Cast your spell of slumber deep

And stay beside me as I sleep

If i should die before I wake

I grant to you my soul to take

sandman is awesome. love ya little man!

I read this and laughed then thought and said, OH MY GOD, leanna, mike, Sandy get in here; they run in, what? check this out, it's just like you guys!; yeah sure; mike says not lisening, can I dig a 6foot hole in the back yard, asks leanna; Again? I say, sure, they leave; five minutes later I look out the window, and see they toss a thrashing bag in the hole, they come in a while later, and ;Sandy; Signs:what? in dreamsand; when I look at the three of them funny; oh nothing, I wave my hand at him; nothing at all.

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down..

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Can't catch me!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "HONEY I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!

98% of teens would be screaming and crying if the Jonas Brothers were on the top of the Empire State Building, preparing to jump. If you're one of the 2% who would bring 3-D glasses, popcorn, and gather all of your friends to start chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!", copy this into your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm the 1%) it was a accident of course!.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile

All of the above= me

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know
so he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one more time, and gave her his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.

Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical imposibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won'tshut up, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

NOW FOR SOME FEAR,

They pushed her down a sewer.

About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke from hitting the ladder, her face peeeled off from the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them.

FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his swower. He started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning, a few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, in the dark, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off.

If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "they pushed her down a sewer" then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet or the shower. When you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, and then Carmen will come and kill you.

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucilli

NOW BACK TO THE LIGHTER STUFF

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

(ha ha i lied, now seriously back to happy land)

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.

It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'
The next day someone stole it!

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate animal abuse and animal testing, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate homework and think it's a waste of trees, copy and paste this in your profile

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

I laughted so hard at that

i am who i am and i will never change because you think I'm not normal

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Lillith Black, Darkness Sierra, AutobotGirl6, Whitedino, EVRyderWriter, BFSF,supergirlprime, Jazz1 Flynn, Iridian NightShade, warriorkat21, creepy-wolf, T'Reilani, youllbeinmyheart1997, Serena Nightingale,

97% of teens would cry if they saw Edward Cullen on a skyscraper, about to jump.

3% would sit, eat popcorn, and yell, "DO A BACK FLIP, YOU SPARKLY RETARD!!"

If you are a member of the 3% put this on your page.Oki

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

Total: 3

i would make a AWSOME guy!(not sure thats good or bad)

(..)'(..)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
(")_(") Domination and come join the Dark Side! We have cookies, better dental care and the infamous Akatsuki! Come on people, the Akatsuki...JOIN US.

Mommy, Mommy

Month one, Mommy
I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two, Mommy
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three, You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy, I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad, it makes me sad too and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four, Mommy
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five, You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby!
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six, I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home- the doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop! I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven, Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you are against abortion, or this nearly made you cry, copy and paste this to your profile

this didn't make me nearly cry... this made me cry for a very long time

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over."

"Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird."

"Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door."

-"Some day Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube will combine to make YOUTWITFACE!"-- Conan O'Brian

-"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

-I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

-The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

-Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

"Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... i laugh again, and say i can't belive she fell for it!

-Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and yell "Storms Suck"

-You say psycho like it's a bad thing!

-Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

-When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes

-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

-The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept

-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

-Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong

Everything is funny as long as it's happening to some one else

-One by one penguins steal my sanity, but since when have I been sane

-I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world

-I will temporarily rule the world, forever

-One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Then a deaf policeman heard the noise and drew his gun and stabbed the boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. And if you don't believe the blind, ask the deaf he heard it fine.

-If you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk!

You alone are enough. You have nothing to prove to anybody

Life is either daring adventure or nothing. Abundant of success or failures. Full of happiness or misery. Filled with love or emptiness. We all have a choice

I know you are doubting yourself at the moment. I know you feel unsure and scared. I wish there was a way to make you understand that you will get through this. I know you will. I believe in you.

No matter how many times I break down, there is always a little piece of me that says NO, youre not done yet GET BACK UP!

Often it's the deepest pain which empowers you to grow into your highest self.

Do not allow negative people to turn you into one of them.

When I look back on my life, I see pain, mistakes and heartache. When I look in the mirror, I see strength, learned lessons, and pride in myself

Miracles start to happen when you give as much energy to your dreams as you do to your fears.

When something bad happens you have three choices, you can either let it define you, let it destroy you or let it strengthen you.

I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this

25 things to do in an elevator!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, dang it, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open untill you hear the penny you dropped downt he shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppy on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscrope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
25. Set up a desk in the elevator, then ask whenever the doors open, 'Do you have an appointment?'

29 Annoying Ways to Order a Pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"
2. If using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would you please stop doing that...?"
3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.
5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this down.
7. If they repeat the order to verify it, say "OK. Your total comes to 10.99. Please pull up to the window."
8. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say "Yes," heave a sigh of relief.
9. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni," using a long "i" sound.
10. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)?" When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When finally offered proof that they are really (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"
11. Ask to see a menu.
12. Say you'll be able to pay for this "when the Hollywood people call back."
13. Demand imperiously, "Do you have ANY IDEA what is at stake with this pizza?!"
14. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
15. Punctuate your sentences with exclamations such as "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town."
16. Start the conversation by reciting the date and time, and saying, "This may be my last entry."
17. Sing the order to the tunes of songs from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" album: "Chop your pizza on a mirror!"; "Master! Master! Put hot sausages on my pizza!"; or "Gimme Pizza! You will do what I say, when I say Gimme Pizza!"
18. Give your order, then state firmly, "And that's as far as this relationship is going to get."
19. Ask for a deal available from a different pizza chain (e.g., if phoning Domino's, ask for a CheeserCheeser)
20. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza. Repeat this nested loop until asked to stop, then explain that you got "stuck."
21. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it.
22. Learn to imitate a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer.
23. Attempt to teach the order-taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
24. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
25. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
26. Order with a Speak-n-Spell.
27. If order-taker suggests a side order, ask why s/he is punishing you.
28. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, (So-and-so)."
29. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your poutiest voice, "LAST guy let me do it..."

17 Ways to Make Sure You're Insane

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

5) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

6) Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk .

8) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

9) Sing along at the opera.

10) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .

11) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

12) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

13) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!!"

14) When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

15) Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

16) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play Tropical Sounds all day.

17) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

16 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Make a trail of lemonade going to the rest rooms.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:
"Hello, and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up; our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

Help! I can't tell where I am. It's dark and I hear laughing!

You say obsessive like it's a bad thing.

Man: "Well you're just a little Southern Belle, arn't ya?"
Woman: "Actually I'm more like a Southern Gong."

(Actually happened) *Office Cuticles* Employee yells out: "How do ya spell 'Saliva'?
Other employee shouts back: "S.P.I.T!"

If you went to save Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you you think real vampires don't glitter add this to your profile.

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. ARRR!!

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are one of the few teenagers who do not like the Twilight series copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever "wished the goblins would come and take you away right now", copy this into your profile! (original)

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.

Man: I'm God's gift to women.
Woman: God certainly has a sense of humor.

The Stupid Test (put an 'X' next to the one that is you, then at the end add all the x's, if you have more than 18 than you are stupid!) p.s. this is not a real text, it is just for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth while you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth while you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

(x )You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed and people gave you weird looks.

(x) You have run into a tree.

( ) It IS possible to lick your elbow.

() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same rhythm.

() You sang them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You choked on your own spit.

(x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.

(x) You didn't notice that in the last question, the was spelled twice.

(x) You just looked at it.

( ) Your hair is blonde/dirty-blonde/has blonde in it.

() People have called you slow.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.(sleeping in class!! bad defence but still sleeping!!)

(x) You have fallen asleep in class.(ha)

( ) If someone says "fart" you laugh.

() You just laughed.

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking.

(x) People are often shaking their heads as they walk away from you.

( ) you are often to told to use your "inside voice".

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math (Only sometimes!)

( ) you have eaten a bug( one word/ sound; BLAA!!

(x) you have put your clothes backward or inside out and didnt realize it.

(x) You have looked all around for something only to find out it was in your hand, pockets, ect.

(x)You repost/forward things because your scared of what will happen if you dont even thought you know nothing will happen.

(x) You break a lot of things.

( ) Your friends know not use big words around you.

(x) You sometimes tilt your head if your confused.

(x) You've fallen out of your chair before.

22; Wow!!... i did way better than i thought i would!!!

People who hate stereotypes (bold what you are!)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f* them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (But I don't look like I am)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pansy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my own SPIRITUAL IDEAOLOGY therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I CUT MYSELF, so I MUST be emo.

Add to your profile, if you are against stereotyping, and think sterotypers need to get a life instead a judging people, add your name to the list, Serena Nightingale,

There are very few problems which cannot be solved by large amounts of explosives.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

I'm a f-- unicorn and I don’t believe in humans.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

I wonder who the first person was who looked at a cow and said: "I'll just pull those dangly things and see what comes out, and then drink it."

I love how in scary movies the person says, “Hello?” as if the murderer’s gonna be like, “Yeah, I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

Why do we feel safe under the blankets? It’s not like a murder will come in thinking “I'm gonna kill...-ahh damn she’s under a blanket”

hate it when its dark and I think to myself, “You know what I haven’t thought about in a while? Demons.

Knowledge is power. So go to school, learn everything, become powerful, and take over the world!

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil!

tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

There is nothing worse than that moment in which you are sure you're going to die after leaning back in a chair a little too far.

"I can see a world without hate and without war. And I can see us taking over that world, because they'd never expect it."

I'm the girl that when my feet touch the ground in the morning the devil says; "OH CRAP SHE'S UP!"

10% sugar, 10% spice, 80% demon child so you better be nice.

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. Yeah, he said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me... Wait.

Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. ( when i read this my face looked like this *-O)

My teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “At the end of this ruler is an idiot.” I got detention for asking which end.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

When I have kids someday, I’ll tell them to watch the movie 2012 and say, “I survived that.”

Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license.

Police officer: How high are you? Person: No officer, it's 'Hi, how are you?'

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

If you hurt her, I will KICK YOU in the BALLS SO HARD, that you will sing like JUSTIN BIEBER! CLEAR!?!?!?!

One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you in the face. Very hard.

Don't ever say, "At least things couldn't get any worse!". God takes it as a personal challenge

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

"Wait! Violence is not the answer!" "You're right; it's the question! And the answer is YES!"

Warning: If zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Sorry, I can't go to hell. It has a restraining order against me.

Some people deserve to be high fived….in the face…….with a chair……

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.

People who don't know me think I'm quiet; people who do wish I was.

I look around and all I see is stupid! On a completely unrelated topic, I like to look at mirrors.

Music is like candy; you throw away the rappers.

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Student: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

"Dear students,

I know when you’re texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.

Sincerely, your teacher."

''In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will decend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, then pick your favorite.''

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me." "Have you ever had a dictionary thrown at you? Words hurt a lot, believe me."

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe those idiots trusted me with this)?

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an interesting cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cats

This is second’s cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word only, in each line from the start."

Dear math, I don’t want to solve your problems. I have my own to solve.

Dear math, I’m a teenager…..not a therapist. I can’t solve all of your problems!!!

Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m tripping? Tie my shoes. Can’t face me? Turn around. CUZ I AINT GONNA CHANGE FOR YOU!!!

Old people at weddings always poke me and say, “Your next.” So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

My friends are the kind that if their house was on fire, they would be roasting marshmellows and hitting on the firemen.

When life gives you Skittles……chuck them at people and say, “Taste the fucking rainbow!!”

When my friend doesn’t come to school

5% - “I hope she’s okay”

95% - “THAT IDIOT, HOW DARE SHE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!”

Harry potter fans: “I want to go to Hogwarts!”

Percy Jackson fans: “I want to go to camp half-blood!”

Narnia fans: “I want to go to Narnia!”

Hunger Games fans: “I’m okay!”

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I cut my hand on a knife while chopping vegetables
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? I don't have a room but when i do I'll have rise of the guardians(sandy and pitch), Batman(joker,riddler,and scarecrow), hunger games,and percy jackson posters on the wall, a black board and pin board for one entire wall, a huge bookshelf on one wall and stars and planets on the ceiling
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I've been told I talk sometimes in my sleep and i giggle all the time
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Rock, pop, classical, and country
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 11:09pm on a monday night
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?To be a kid at heart forever, never losing the ability to see the good and magic in the world.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Being able to live my life without the constant judgement of my peers
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My kindle HD, my books, and my speakers
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5 foot 8?
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Nope
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? sometimes, i usually am fine but then i think of creepy stuff and curse myself.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? my father
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? beyonce
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? i like green or black eyes and red or black hair

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? In a bookstore
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? neither
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? extra cheese
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Chinese noodles and chicken
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? the cracker kind not the real kind
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? My music, it inspires me.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? my two crushes, in 8th grade with me
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? no just really flexible
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? anything comfortable
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? three cats
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? A black and white clumsy one named Bella, a greyish greenish one named Prince, and a huge fluffy grey kitten named Percy.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?I have no control over who I fall in love with
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Tell them and do something they would love
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED. 99
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? brunette its my colour

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? no cell phone
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? my brother and bullies from school
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I haven't but plan to go to Rome and Greece
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I can be really sensitive (emotionally) and I'm not strong at all,so i can never fight back.
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? I met a author once when he came to our school and a famous football player who signed my football.
37. FIRST JOB? I get what ever jobs i can around town
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? once
40. WHAT WHERE YOU DOING WHEN YOU FILLED THIS OUT? watching dish nation and listening to Sleepsong by Bastille
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Not unless you consider getting cavities filled surgery
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? my writing and poems
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No, but im getting them
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? a new bookshelf and amazon gift cards

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? at least 2 no more than 4
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? no
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yes and the moon too
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? whatever we have.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? no its sloppy , typing is easier
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? don't like turkey or ham
52. ANY BAD HABITS? I bite my nails and tear up paper
53. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? none
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Most likely.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No it's what's on the inside that counts.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I sing or dance or draw it
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? in the woods or in a good book that i can just block out the world
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? my drawing stuff
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?around zero, no phone
62.WERE U A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? What kid wasn't even if he sucks now?

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Never! (rolls eyes)
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? none
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Someone I can be myself with and someone who respects me and can make me laugh, someone who stands up for me
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Nicky, Nicola, nickel
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Red,imagine dragons, pink, madilyn bailey and alex g
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? raising hope
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? Haven't taken it yet
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? chocolate
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? yes
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? gym class

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? There is a 64.
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 80 mph
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? If they want to
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? now, Secrets, rise of the guardians
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? mountain dew
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? No phone!
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? whether or not their friend,foe or neutral
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Lights out by breaking Benjamin
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? math class, my arch nemesis J. R (her intails only

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? October(Halloween)
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Gemini twins
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Dark brown
86. EYE COLOR? big and brown
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? long John silver's
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? raw fish, no thanks
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? young justice is on now

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Halloween
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? i played tenor sax then i quit
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? neither i dont get involved in politics
95. KISSES OR HUGS? It depends on who they're from, but if a cute guy kisses
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships by far
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? books and Cadbury eggs
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don't have one.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? greek myths, and fanfiction
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: I don't have a boyfriend
Did anyone who read that realize that there isn't a: #19, #25, #39, #48, #55, #59, #84, #87, or #88?

nope,