Hi! I'm not sure why you're looking at this... I haven't written any stories or anything. ._.

Well, since you insist on reading, I guess I should tell you a little bit about myself. I'm Ashley, English is my first, and sadly only, language. I'm a huge lover of Yaoi, but I'm pretty picky about the stories I read. If I see 'm-preg', 'OC', 'dark', or anything other warning signs about the story, I refuse to even read the summary -_-. I have a ton of favorite couples that are all pretty random, since I tend to make couples out of EVERY show/movie/book.

I spend most of my time doing homework, hanging out with friends, teaching ESL, cleaning and working out. The only things I do on the computer are read fanfics, talk to people on Facebook and... no, thats all I really do. But I LOVE reading fanfictions! I'm obsessed! Transformers, Sherlock Holmes, Danny Phantom; if it's got boys in it, I'm reading fanfictions about it! And if you were wondering (which I'm sure you weren't, since I don't even know why you're still reading this) if I only read yaoi stories...the answer is yes. Your mary sues or whatever do not interest me .\ _ /.

Okay, I'm pretty sure you stopped reading by now... you haven't? Whats wrong with you? Stop reading this...stop it! _ ...Really? Is it that interesting?...You want a freakin cookie?! Huh?--Oh! I forgot...I'm also on deviantart! ^_^ I don't put up much art anymore, so don't expect anything :\

But if you're looking for good stories, go look at my favorites. Those are all amazing, guaranteed.

Maybe I'll write you some stories some day, if I ever find the time! ;_; Currently I'm on a bad guy/good guy couples thing, specifically Sladin and Pompous Pep. So if by some miracle I do make a story anytime in the near future, it'll probably be one of those two couples. But seeing as how I barely have time to eat, don't expect too much!

Random list-of-couples-I-like time!

Sasuke/Naruto - Kakashi/Sasuke

Aragorn/Legolas - Sauron/Aragorn - Sauron/Legolas

Severus Snape/Draco Malfoy

Slade/Robin

Vlad Masters/Danny Fenton

Chase Young/ Jack Spicer

Megatron/Starscream

Willy Wonka/Charlie Bucket

Numbah 1/Numbah 4

Jafar/Aladdin