After a moment, the angel sighed and said, "I just- I have this bad feeling. Something's wrong. Or- Maybe everything's fine, and I'm just overthinking. But there's something off about... I don't- I don't know."

"There is no escape for you, Paladin," Haggar whispered, voice echoing from from the very depths of his mind and filling Lance with a horror and dread he could not begin to describe. "Not from this ship. Not from death." She let out a soft laugh that rang with dark promise. "And especially not from me." / In which Zarkon desires the Black Lion and the Blue Paladin pays the price.

Human!Stuck, Erisol. Two boys who had known (hated) each other back in high school are now rooming together in college, and they come to find that there may have been more to their feelings from way back when. It also turns out that Eridan has a secret-one that Sollux never would have guessed. -There are triggers in this story-

The trolls are now about 11.5 sweeps old and Sollux and Eridan have been secretly matesprits for a few sweeps now. When Sollux accidentally gets Eridan pregnant they may not be able to hide their relationship from the others for much longer. How will the two handle parenthood?

"I'm going to assign partners for this project. That way there will be no bickering about who gets paired with who. All of the couples will be one man and one woman, except for one, which we will model as a single dad and his friend." For some reason, Dave half hoped, half knew that he would end up as the "single dad and friend" group. NOTE: MENTION OF DOMESTIC ABUSE/TRAUMA

Lloyd is kinda sick of being the Green Ninja. He's actually really sick of it, because it sucks. He storms off where ever he won't be bothered by his team. He is getting bothered, but it's by a cute boy his age, so he doesn't mind too much.

A collab I did with Eye of the Wolfe; our take of Movie!Garmadon explaining why he left Misako and Lloyd.

When Lord Garmadon finds out that the ninja were temporarily turned into children, he comes up with a bold new plan for defeating Wu and his students, a plan that could change the battle forever. (Deaging fic. Takes place in Season Two, between "Child's Play" and "Wrong Place, Wrong Time.")

An AU ending of season 2. Lloyd fails again to defeat the Overlord in the final battle, and wakes up injured and alone. Rated T for character death. Contains mildly graphic descriptions of blood. Will be continued, do not fret.

Flower Shop AU. Kanaya and Karkat run a greenhouse, and a bookstore opens next door, owned by Rose and Dave. Updates every 2 weeks (Tuesday?)- sorry for delays or shortened chapters, and please review. -sorry y'all indefinite hiatus for now-

It's senior year and our Wildcats have a lot of choices and memories to make. Is Sharpay actually nice this year? What's up with the tension between Chad and Ryan? Will Zeke make the perfect creme bruelee? Just who is Kelsi crushing on, and what is even going on with Jason? Let's be honest, Troy and Gabriella are probably doing fine. Find out what really happened senior year.

Following Voldemort's downfall attempting to kill Harry, the Hogwarts professors appeal to the Ministry of Magic to allow the young boy to live and grow up at Hogwarts, away from the world's dangers. He grows up unlike any other child in the Wizarding world, meeting years of students before he is allowed a wand. Now, he will meet his fellow classmates to finally learn magic.

In the whirlwind of events that have led up the Keith and Lance becoming Defenders of the Universe, both have put their own feelings aside, becoming the Paladins they were expected to become rather than living their lives as teenagers still figuring themselves out. In rare moments of reprieve, they both find themselves discovering feelings they didn't know they had.

In this titillating installation in the Sherlock series, Watson launches an expedition into the bowels of his deepest and closest friend. But are there ulterior motives behind this seemingly loving act?

In this scandalous tale, Sora gives birth to his and Goofy's love child while recalling the horrible events of the Vietnam war. Surprise fan cameo at the end!

It was just a normal morning until they found Lloyd hiding under the table with a disturbing smile on his face. (Rated T for a minor drug reference, nothing bad though.)

Okay so my name is Kya Stella Myst and I have moved to East High School in New Mexico. I will be meeting all the boys from East High School and even some of the girls. Will I fall in love? Will I be in the musical? Will I make lots and lots of friends? I don't know. Let's find out together!

Robbie gets an unexpected gift. There's no receipt for this one. A quiet day in Lazytown is suspicious enough, but when Robbie hears about a little penpal project for the kids, he might not get another quiet day ever again. Sending responsibility through the mail should be illegal.

Sportacus forces Robbie to play outside, and it doesn't go well, leading Sportacus to discover the town's villain has some serious issues. (Possible warning for mentions of suicide and themes of depression. Rated T for that reason.)

Rose makes soup.

Growing up he knew he was different. It wasn't until a hero came to town did he pull all his skills together.

It's Christmastime in LazyTown, and everyone's preparing for a small gathering at the Town Hall. Even Robbie Rotten has gotten in the Christmas mood.

Robbie wasn't sure how it started, but soon his lair is filled with people he never thought would be there.

Who knew Sportacus would actually go and drink Robbie's wine? The villain certainly didn't, and now he has a tipsy elf in his lair... (Sportarobbie, nothing graphic.)

Bobbie is new in lazytown. little does he know that there are many surprises for him...

this is totally serious and dramatic... this will be a 6 chapter trilogy of greatness.

Menstruation stops for no man. Karkat and Dave have an impromptu feelings jam in a flooded bathroom. Somehow, it helps. Warning for body horror and internalized transmisogyny.

"Wise men say, don't rush in...But I can't help...falling in love...with you."

John has been sent to prison for patricide that he didn't do. But with the help of a few convicts: a green-eyed psychotic with vengeance, a German assassin-smoker, and the brother of that assassin who happens to be his cellmate and just intimidates him, he might escape out of here if he can survive the prison life. Convictstuck AU.

"The game is simple, Karkat." Dave tells you, smirking. "We start dating. Like a real couple. Hand holding, kissing, cuddling - the works." He can see that he's lost you, so he continues. "Just for seven months. We try to woo each other. And the first person to fall in love loses." You bite your lip, looking at his patient expression. You can't believe you're doing this. "Game on."

A few of the kids of LazyTown decide to play a game late at night, but while trying to hide Stephanie ends up finding someone else.

In this exhilarating installment in the Zootopia franchise, Nick Wilde becomes an ant hill. Judy Hopps checks up on him. Finnick is in there too, somewhere.

The forgotten excerpts of the Arthurian legend, when they finally discover the location of the holy Grail, beholding it for the very first time.

Nepeta is struggling to cope with her own feelings, and it's hard to find solace in her friends when they are sorta the problem. In attempt to vent she creates a blog. What she didn't plan on was for her friends to be avid readers of it. Even worse, now Eridan's found out she's the admin and he wants in too, or else her secret is blown. Unexpectedly this turns out to be her benefit

Dave and Dirk have a quiet night in. The rest of the world doesn't.

In this exhilarating episode of the Pokemon franchise, Ash Ketchum goes to the Ed Gein Memorial Orphanage to catch one of the hardest to acquire Pokemon of all: the Orphanmon.

she was always right

In this thrilling installment in the Naruto series, Naruto kills Sakura and makes her into mellified man, a traditional Eastern medicine which is made by placing a recently dead body in a coffin of honey for a number of years.

A summary would be redundant :P

In this exciting installment in the Harry Potter universe, Harry Potter becomes a clown god and kills everyone at Hogwarts. That is why the title is Harry Potter Becomes a Clown God and Kills Everyone at Hogwarts.

Distraught over the recent things he's learned of his mother, Steven falls asleep and meets someone that needs just as much help as he does. R&R

A very beautiful girl who is from Japan transfer at East High.

Have you ever listened to a song and it just clicked for a character you liked? Have you ever imagined them doing something for the song, or even singing it themselves? Imagine no more, for I deliver to you Bits of Life Turned Musical! (Rated T to be safe)

im dying squirtle

Yo, I have absolutely no knowledge of Warrior Cats except that they are cats, that they form clans, and they fight a lot. So I decided that I would write the best Warrior Cats fanfiction this world has ever seen. There's another summary in the story itself, so read that one, too. Or don't. Also, shit, there's a character called Egg? That's dumb.

jhon and ada be do hot

A story that I made up about a young girl who gets a life changing injury but is almost resolved by a little magic and then with her boyfriend, best friend and sister she embarks on a quest to save her dad from an evil and powerful sorcerer.

A rewrite of Ninjago Episode 52, from Morro and Lloyd's perspectives. Follows canon, no shipping. One-shot.

You never should have listened to Terezi. Your dad always told you how important rules were and you just had to go and cheat, didn't you? Now your sister is dead because of you, and the lives of your two remaining friends are in your hands.

Karkat hates Dave - he always has, despite the way his blood-pusher hurts at the sight of him. But when you combine two insomniacs with limited space and a love of cuddling, things are bound to happen. Very, very red things, whether either of them likes it or not.

After the game, Dave embarks on an epic quest for normality and roller coasters that spans, like, literally billions of years. Hey, it's tough trying to have that All-American kid experience when you're a god and America doesn't exist anymore. (And are you still a kid if you're older than the Big Bang?)

It had all happened so fast. You're not even very sure what exactly 'it' is, just that the blaring lights of the ambulance are making it hard to think clearly. You're only sure of two things, really. 1) Your name is Karkat Vantas, and 2), you just lost the love of your life. (DaveKat oneshot)

You may have won, but that doesn't mean everything is okay. You never belonged in their session. You belonged in yours. Your dead and broken session.

On most days, all you feel for him is painstakingly black rage, but today, you feel disgustingly red. You don't know why. He's infuriating. Erisol one-shot.

The game is over and with nothing left to occupy his time, Dave decides that it's time. With some reassurance from Karkat, he finally agrees to tell everyone the truth. About his sexuality, that is. (WARNING: HUGE SPOILERS)

Four kids wake up with an empty feeling in their stomachs. They have strange feelings, almost memories, of something that was meant to happen but never did.

Homestuck AU fiction in which the scratch never happened and Earth's reckoning hasn't occured. The trolls rule over the new universe as gods, some are enthusiastic - others would rather leave it all alone, but have little choice. Dave, Jade, John and Rose as the new high priests of the four must work together in order to bring peace to a world preoccupied with its origins. DaveKat

You learn to throw a punch instead of reaching for a sword you don't have, and you content yourself with turntables that only make music. (Alpha!Dave, post-scratch)

"Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?" "And, darling, I will be loving you 'til we're 70." (Warning- this is a sadstuck)

prompt: davekat grocery shopping, blackrom if possible :

Sitting in their motel room, Sam occupies himself by watching some videos on YouTube. However, when Castiel notices the video in question, he turns to his brother for help.

Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?

NSFW - Olaf craves the touch of his daddy, the ice giant, and goes on a wild adventure to find him.

Being one of the few immune individuals in a world dying of a mysterious plague can be pretty damn hard, especially when you're alone. But if you're lucky enough to find someone, or multiple someones, who you can't help but fall in love with? That might make it a lot easier.

Dave is dead, and his soul is attached to his old phone. Karkat is hella broke (and also trans) and saved up to buy a phone, and just happened to want Dave's old phone. Now Dave is basically forced to follow Karkat around everywhere, and he doesn't actually mind. Karkat just wants to know if it's weird to be in love with the ghost guy who used to own his phone. Davekat, of course.

Karkat starts his heat cycle and Dave becomes more culturally aware. Best bros or not, desperate times call for desperate measures. Screwing your best friend? That's definitely a desperate measure. DaveKat heat fic. Rated M because language and sex. Oneshot, meteorstuck. Very very light RoseMary if you squint.

Basically this is Eridan who has a lot of grubs for reasons that are becoming known. Eridan is mildly out of character and hoarding grubs. Everyone is confused and this is mostly something I wrote for myself. Chapter 2 will be up soon.

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Trickster mode, and the way it hurts.

Sollux tries to hit on Eridan while drunk. Crack ensues. This is trash. I am trash. I have no regrets.

Ever since they first became friends online, Sollux had a huge crush on caligulasAquarium. They never shared much information about their personal lives, but had become close all the same. When Sollux happens to move into the same city as CA, he starts to notice some odd similarities between his online crush and his new History teacher, Eridan Ampora.

You know he likes blue. You find yourself seeking out flowers for him.

Two slaves and a mechanical bird plot to free themselves from the Airship Mindfang. (OR, that trollstuck steampunk!Alternia AU you never knew you wanted.)

Dave breaks all the swords. All of them.

It's strange how even though a puzzle has the same image, the pieces can all be different. Such is life. [EriSol]

Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann

A young Equius and Nepeta meet. A teenage Equius and Nepeta say goodbye.

You remember the first time you really realized you were fucked up. You were five. First day of kindergarten, miserable as all fuck. The teacher told the boys to line up on one side of the room and the girls on the other. You don't even remember why. You just remember the result. Growing up. Davekat.

Karkat's been having some dreams which have been keeping him up for countless nights in a row, and Dave can tell it's taking a toll. What better thing to do than to make them come true? ;) Dave/Karkat, rated M for smut, lots of wonderful davekat smut. Oneshot, meteorstuck, yeah. I don't own Homestuck!

You're pretty sure you're in love with one Eridan Ampora. Pretty sure.

Davesprite visits a long time friend.

Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he'd find himself: a gay resort, called "Last Hope", geared towards failing homosexual relationships.

I've written a few and don't quite believe they're long enough to fit into their own story. So here's a couple of them in one. I don't know how many I'll add. I'm going to include whatever characters I feel like, but keep in mind Dean and Cas may make up the majority of these.

Eridan finally gets a kismesissitude going with Sollux, only to question whether or not he actually wants their relationship in that quadrant. Two-shot: SolEri, black to red quadrant flipping. Rated M for smut.

Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.

Snapshots in the life of Stephanie, Sportacus, and Robbie. Sequel to Peanut Butter Banana Sandwiches. SportaRobbie and mild PixelSteph.

When tragedy strikes Stephanie, Sportacus comes to the rescue. But in taking on this responsibility, it may be more than he can handle, and he'll need the help of the least likely person. SportaRobbie fluff, with platonic SportaSteph and RobbieSteph.