My old pen name was lizardfreak96

My teenaged self is delighted that you could stop by to my humble web abode. . Besides being home-schooled, I love reading, climbing trees, reading, writing, reading, checking my emails, reading, playing with my hamster, turtle, and chihuahua, reading, spending time with the fam, and reading. I also LOVE reading reviews (hint, hint)!

Name: um... pick something and stick with it.

Age: 13-19

Location: United States

Gender: What are you, some kind of stalker?!

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Boys are like Slinkys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If you have ever considered going to the Empire State Building and asking for an audience with Zeus, copy and paste this into your profile. (always wanted to!)

If you are in love with a fictional character out of a book or cartoon and see absolutely nothing wrong with that, copy and paste this into your profile.

R.I.P.- Albus Dumblerore , Sirius Black, Hedwig, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Fred Weasley, Dobby, Colin Creevey, Cedric Diggory, Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor (son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, Selena Beauregard, Charles Beckendorf, Luke Castellan, and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood.

They will never be forgotten.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you still have to think 'righty-tighty, lefty-loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEAT PIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Newscaster are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then procede to tell you why it's not.

When in doubt, make words up!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

A true idiot climds a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

If guns don't kill people, then can I blame all my misspellings on my pencil?

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that some day you are going to be claimed by a greek god or goddess paste this on your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read PJO more than ten times, copy this into your profile

You really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, copy and paste this to your profile! (Oh yeeeeeeah!!)

If you've ever been stabbed with a plastic fork by your BFF because you were taking his or her tater tots, copy this into your profile.

Love is complicated, so I'll just support fictional love and fall in love with fictional characters. They'll never break my heart.

When I got my library card, that was when my life began.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.

If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you find yourself on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

If for all of DH you were wondering 'So where's Crookshanks...?', copy this into your profile.

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile.

If you missed Hogwarts as much as Harry while searching for Horcruxes with him, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a mirror...copy/paste this into your profile.If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

I'm the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizesIf you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's cool?)IF YOU'RE HYPER, LIKE BEING HYPER, AND ARE HYPER ALL THE TIME, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

If you've ever had a random spazz out moment in the middle of class or a quiet room, put this in your profile.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Ginny Potter

2. Annabeth Chase

3. Nico Di'Angelo

4. Gale Hawthorne

5. Jenna Heap

6. Howard

7. Septimus Heap

8. Nicko Heap

9. George Weasley

10. Luna Lovegood

11. Luxa

12. Percy Jackson

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Howard/Luxa-Um, no, and no, I don't want to... shudder

2. Do you think Four is hott? How hott?

Gale.

Yes.

Very.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

O.o that would be very, very scary

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

George, duh.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Annabeth/Howard. Hmm, maybe...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Jenna/George or Jenna/Luna. DEFINITELY Jenna/George, the other would be quite awkward...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

If Sep walked in on Annabeth and Percy... eh, he'd probably just back right on out.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Nico/Luna. -is weirded out- They certainly would make an interesting couple...

Nico randomly gets a letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and finds unexpected love with an explorer...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Ginny/Nicko. No. That would be EXTREMELY odd...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Septimus/Percy O_O er...

A Very Strange PJO/SH Crossover

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Nicko. HAH! Perfect one! 'Yellow Submarine' by the Beatles

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the rating be?

Ginny/Howard/Percy. K. They magically become friends, and go to live in a magical land full of magical butterflies.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

a couple weeks ago

14. Ginny and Septimus are in a happy relationship until George runs off with- wait, discontinuing this. Immediately. Deleting question. Whoever made this up needs help.

Y

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Perachel in every song you hear. (Or something else)

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (I’m hoping Apollo or Athena... :)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.(totally!)

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. (Not like I take notes)

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.(yaaaaaaaaay!!)

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (Good idea!)

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJATO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. (This hasn’t happened yet, but it will.)

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. (ok I don't go on boats much)

You dream about PJO every night. (most of the time, and a lot of them HP crossovers)

You curse a god/goddess a lot (hee)

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room (try me)

You know PJO better then most sane people (I'm not most sane people)

You have links to every great PJO site (Fan sites included)

You add things to the list every day (Or week, or minute)

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (Gods stay good! Marry Thalia!) (No, go evil then become good after saving Thalia's life and then marry her/go out with her)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (still working on them)

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (totally)

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood (wanted to do that)

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' (working on it!)

You are trying to learn Greek.

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

You have an instant crush on Nico! (not quite true, but he's really cool!)

You just have to research more about greek mythology.

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in DF

Your want to learn Latin (They speak a little Latin in the books, anyway, it's more likely you can learn Latin then Ancient Greek)

You copy/paste this onto your profile

About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor (One of them that see if you are crazy and try and help you), because you are so obsessed (MY DAD!!)

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.(heh)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.(i read all day and night)

You write fanfictions about the book. (I'm here, aren't I?)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.(they give me weird looks and walk away)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.(heh)

Everything reminds you of the book.(THAT IS NOT TRUE... okay maybe it is)

You quote random lines all the time.(Example:" ' We heard you were having Bella for lunch and we came to see if you would share. ' ") (looking totally innocent and cute)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class (pfft stalker.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.(duh)

You've got a book memorized.(working on it)

You've read a book more than five times.(dur da dur)

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days.(try two hours...)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (definitely)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.(when i get older i probably will)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional ( YOU WHAT?!)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.(Tell me who, just gimme their name, they'll be gone in a week!)

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.(that's me!)

Your idol is a character from a book. (excuse me? yours ISN'T?!)

WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE ON AN ELEVATOR
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air
in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting
off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you
Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly. (Oh yes.)

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have
new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a
while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Jesus, Once of Humble Birth- SoTW

Waking Up: The Woman You'll be Someday- Janice Kapp Perry

First Day At School: Yellow Submarine- The Beatles

Falling In Love: Ginny- Half-Blood Prince

Fight Song: Hakuna Matatah- Lion King

Breaking Up: The Wizard and I- Wicked

Prom night: Except I Shall See- SoTW

Life: I'll Give God Forever- SoTW

Mental Breakdown: No One Mourns the Wicked- Wicked

Driving: The Madness of King Scar- Lion King

Flashback: One by One- Lion King

Getting back together: Thank Goodness- Wicked

Wedding: Christmas Don't be Late- Alvin and the Chipmunks

Birth of Child: Circle of Life- Lion King

Final Battle: Dear Old Shiz- Wicked

Funeral Song: You Raise me Up- Josh Groban

Final Credits: I Just Can't wait to be King -Lion King

Friends vs. Texas Friends
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, freak?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

TEXASFRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

TEXASFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DARN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Has your number memorized.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds posterior that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

TEXASFRIENDS: Will repost this crap!